Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Poor Al, I seen him compared to Dobson and now Bob. What did he do to deserve this?

You know I used to be a bit on board with this politics stuff. It seemed smart looking at video games through a smarter lens. However, the way Bob and his company does it its just too over-analysis and quite pretentious. It is just too much.







You are all joking but what they really think is just as dumb.

Yes, Ben Kuchera. The man I asked a simple question to and got blocked in the process.

 

[SuperSheep]

You are all joking but what they really think is just as dumb.

I remembered some pretentious hipster making that claim, but I forgot the name.

I can't even, the Tetris soundtrack was based on a Russian Folk song dating to the 1860s. Unless glorious Soviet Union had time travel, you are an idiot.

These people conflate " everything can be interpreted as political" with "everything is political."

 

[Mola Ram]

I legitimately think that if you handed Bob a gun, showed him a Trump voter, and told Bob he could kill that man consequence-free, Bob would pull the trigger.

His lack of empathy is just astounding. And I know people on this site use :autism: like evangelicals used to use demonic possession but since Bob isn't literally drooling and screeching about trains I can only assume that's just one small fraction of our main attraction.

I'm gonna guess the other half is "Is a colossal douchebag", myself.

There is no point in a political discussion or debate or expressing differences where consciously dehumanizing your opposition is anything but borderline psychotic. Assuming your opponent acts solely from wicked motives and bad faith is a common enough failing (I think any of us who are committed to one side or the other do it to one degree or another despite our best efforts). What Bob is displaying on his twitter feed is worse by several orders of magnitude.

He craves to be a cog in a horrible, bloody machine. Geek.com ought to be ashamed of themselves for giving this fuckstick a platform at all.

 

[Begemot]

Some more sperging about the moon, where Bob says they should have made it habitable in the 1970s.

I never thought someone could routinely ignore reality so hard, but here we are.
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Please, Moviekebob is the last thing I need.
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Keaton Jones' mom is a worthless garbage human! He deserves no sympathy by proxy! REEEEEEEEEEE!
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And a photo of teenage Bob.
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If that's Bob on the right, how the actual fuck did he go from this:
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To this:
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Actually a decent point from Bob about not blaming the kid for his parents, not bad, he might be redeemable.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

Actually a decent point from Bob about not blaming the kid for his parents, not bad, he might be redeemable.

You know off topic, but this reminded me, that my grandmother has this Grandfather clock that's been stuck on 9:38 for some years now. Infuriatingly, it's the centerpiece of the living room. And having been there my whole life, I still look at it when wanting to know the time.

And wouldn't you know it. Every so often it just so happens to be 9:38.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm honestly surprised you're not calling her all but an Uncle Tom, Bob.

Wow, this sounds :autism:.

Wow, this sounds very :autism:.

You sure about that? You really sure about that?

I mean, most winners don't refer to themselves in the third person either.

Bob continuing to blur the line between "Critic" and "Wanting people to make things the way he wants to".

And lastly, Bob failing at interior decorating.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Why does he have his book case right next to the fire pla....I won't even finish that thought, you need mistakes to learn.

 

[Done]

And lastly, Bob failing at interior decorating.
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Pretty sure that with mechanization and overpopulation becoming the norm, an evolved human like Bob shouldn't have so many obsolete forms of media on his shelf.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob continuing to blur the line between "Critic" and "Wanting people to make things the way he wants to".

Dear Jesus,

If you promise I never again have to read half-witted lectures on the nature of symbolism from a man who is barely aware of the concept but acts as if he's the new Joseph Campbell (three dimensional hieroglyphics? what the fuck does that even mean?), I promise I will not rip out any flaming hearts on your birthday this year, no matter how auspicious it would be for Kali-ma.

Love,

Mola Ram

Pretty sure that with mechanization and overpopulation becoming the norm, an evolved human like Bob shouldn't have so many obsolete forms of media on his shelf.

I find it more concerning that a grown man with no small children we know of (any nieces or nephews?) had a Yoshi doll in such a place of prominence by the tv.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Dear Jesus,

If you promise I never again have to read half-witted lectures on the nature of symbolism from a man who is barely aware of the concept but acts as if he's the new Joseph Campbell (three dimensional hieroglyphics? what the fuck does that even mean?), I promise I will not rip out any flaming hearts on your birthday this year, no matter how auspicious it would be for Kali-ma.

Love,

Mola Ram



I find it more concerning that a grown man with no small children we know of (any nieces or nephews?) had a Yoshi doll in such a place of prominence by the tv.

His brother's Twitter picture has his kid in it. The doll is certainly Bob's though. Pretty sure that's his basement "apartment".

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Wait I'm confused did he put a small TV inside a fake fireplace frame?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Wait I'm confused did he put a small TV inside a fake fireplace frame?

For the ladies

 

[A Random]

Are we sure that's not a green plane?

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

I don't even care about A-logging at this point.

I just hope Bob dies. He only takes and the world would be a better place by no matter how small of a degree by him rupturing his anal cavity on an extra large Mario brand dildo or something.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

Wait I'm confused did he put a small TV inside a fake fireplace frame?

No, my Dad's got the same kind of thing. You can tell by the sticker in the bottom right corner. It's a space heater with some plastic logs.

 

[Mola Ram]

No, my Dad's got the same kind of thing. You can tell by the sticker in the bottom right corner. It's a space heater with some plastic logs.

Classy.

 

[Florence]

I mean, most winners don't refer to themselves in the third person either.

Oh, he's gonna be patronizing all right.

 

[BubbleButt]

It's amazing to me how Bob gets worse and worse every fucking week.

 

[Positron]

Alice in Wonderland is a "pop-culture melange"?! Which caterpillar is he smoking?

"Pop artifacts are totemic" -- in most movies, they are just the film-maker's way to recoup some of the costs. I thought you're a film critic Bobby?

Wait I'm confused did he put a small TV inside a fake fireplace frame?

Are you surprised considering this is a person who constantly mistakes images as the real thing?
So fucking hyperreal.

 

[A Random]

No, my Dad's got the same kind of thing. You can tell by the sticker in the bottom right corner. It's a space heater with some plastic logs.

Oh, that explains everything!

...

...wait, this isn't an astronaut fireplace, is it? I hope that wasn't part of Bob's reasoning for buying this.