Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I love the fact that he has The Washington Post backing him up, and Bob still dismisses him.
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Oh. A Jumanji review. Truly, the workings of a brilliant mind.
 
Yeah, Bob is obviously thoroughly convinced that New York is just the city.

I'm gonna share something that'll blow his mind, though I :powerlevel: to do so. As a man who has lived in both Lincoln, Nebraska and Upstate NY at differing points in his life...

They're almost fucking identical in demographic makeup, geographical features, and even accent.

Barring weather differences and Nebraska's lack of jews and abundance of corn, the two locales are shockingly similar.
 
Fortunately I don't view the film in a political light and just think it is a trash film that I don't plan to see the next in the trilogy right away. I do think it is funny how this seems to be Ghostbusters 2016 all over again, I just hope the film takes a massive shit at the boxoffice the 2nd week to really cause the salt to flow in such a degree that it makes a second salt planet to film it on.

Yeeeaahhh, don't count on it.
 
I'd love to see Bob's treatise on how stupidity is the foundation of evil. Especially how Hitler was stupid since we all know the guy painted and by Bob's standards that makes Hitler a superior, creative individual leading the way to the future.
 
I'd love to see Bob's treatise on how stupidity is the foundation of evil. Especially how Hitler was stupid since we all know the guy painted and by Bob's standards that makes Hitler a superior, creative individual leading the way to the future.
Just a few pages back Bobby cites a movie to prove that Hitler is a shitty artist, and thus cannot belong in Superior Future, because "he violently resents modernism and deconstructionism".
 
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I'd love to see Bob's treatise on how stupidity is the foundation of evil. Especially how Hitler was stupid since we all know the guy painted and by Bob's standards that makes Hitler a superior, creative individual leading the way to the future.
"Bad targets"? Maybe Hitler would've been totally fine if he killed the right people.

Just a few pages back Bobby cites a movie to prove that Hitler is a shitty artist, and thus cannot belong in Superior Future, because "he violently resents modernism and deconstructionism".
I really love that he posted the equivalent of "YOU KNOW WHO ALSO DISLIKED SOME ART? ADOLF HITLER! FUCKING GAS YOURSELF SUB-HUMAN! BUY EVERY SINGLE SJW MARVEL BOOK LIKE I DON'T DO OR I'M GASSING YOU WHEN I'M FUHRER OF THE WORLD!"

It's even better because he's a critic and he's saying disliking things makes your a worthless "Inferior" being. I don't think he's going to get far either if sucking everyone's dick is one of the requirements for his Superior Future.
 
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Just a few pages back Bobby cites a movie to prove that Hitler is a shitty artist, and thus cannot belong in Superior Future, because "he violently resents modernism and deconstructionism".

That idea is laughable when you consider that modernism and deconstructionism as artistic ideas didn't gain major traction until the 50-70s with the deconstructionist angle being a deliberate post-modernist art style. Does Bobby not understand art periods?
 
Even though I might be flogging a dead horse right now, Bob "Gas All the Undesirables" Chipman is shockingly out of touch. Then again, what do you expect from someone who proudly says is a coastal elitist and neoliberal shill?
 
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