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I stopped counting around 2005. Meanwhile Blob stopped counting the years in 1989 because the nineties sucked, apparently.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I stopped counting around 2005. Meanwhile Blob stopped counting the years in 1989 because the nineties sucked, apparently.
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The 90s gave Nintendo rivals. It was his Vietnam according to his book.
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It was his Vietnam according to his book.
Aye. I remember the playground sand stained with blood (or was it Cherry Kool-Aid?) with my unit under heavy Super Soaker fire from the Nintendo Army. We lost many good men in that war, but that was because our Moms called us back home for Dunkaroos.
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I like how the running theme here is he hates competition and wants only one..."Superior"...thing. Sure, sometimes he equates "Inferior" whites and working class people as being unable to compete but he still means under his ideal singular global government/corporation that will control every aspect of human existence.
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Oh, I know that he is praying to the Great Miyamoto-san for a corporate merger of Disney and Nintendo to grind their competitors to dust so he can piss on the remains. Assuming he can find his fun-sized willy under all that flab.
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Will the Tax Plan make Bob get a job? Let's find out!
Bob you are EXACTLY that person.
Bob: "I'm going to experience the real world"
The Rest Of Us:
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Jumanji review to write!"
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You don't have to ask permission when making a parody. Unless it can be proven that Robot Chicken lifted assets previously made by Strong Bad's creators, there's no case here.
Bob has no foot to stand on here (pun intended), since he constantly uses footage from other people's works without giving them a dime.
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"I'm not a jobless cretin, YOU ARE!"
Maybe it's a blessing in disguise that he didn't major in film. Can you imagine if Bob knew how to film his screeds?
Well, you're neither of those things.
"I don't believe in ideology" - Bob.
"Vote Democrat in as many races as possible." - Also Bob.
Maybe it's a blessing in disguise that he didn't major in film. Can you imagine if Bob knew how to film his screeds?
Well, you're neither of those things.
"I don't believe in ideology" - Bob.
"Vote Democrat in as many races as possible." - Also Bob.
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It's "Donate to SUPERIOR candidates". Why do you forget the caps, Bob? You're sounding Inferior right now.
Repeat after me: Superiority>Inferiority.
Repeat after me: Superiority>Inferiority.
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I don't think Bob realizes this, but answering the question, "What's your degree in?" with a snappy "Interactive digital multimedia!" is not exactly the crushing rejoinder he seems to think it is.
Like I've been saying lately: genuinely delusional.
EDIT: Also, because under the Kali-ma ritual paint I'm secretly a greasy Italian, everything reminds me of The Sopranos sooner or later, and here's what Bob's delighted INTERACTIVE DIGITAL MEDIA, CRETIN put me in mind of:
Like I've been saying lately: genuinely delusional.
EDIT: Also, because under the Kali-ma ritual paint I'm secretly a greasy Italian, everything reminds me of The Sopranos sooner or later, and here's what Bob's delighted INTERACTIVE DIGITAL MEDIA, CRETIN put me in mind of:
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Bob has 3 jobs (playing video games, growing mold in your folds, and fapping to Anita don't count as jobs, friendo) yet still lives in his parent's basement. I guess those grocery bills were bigger than we thought.
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Like that obese cunt pays for his own food.
Mama Chip provides all the tendies and hotpockets he wants.
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"Lynn House of Pizza. Pickup or delivery?"
"Ah, yes. First I need to know whether or not you and your fellow Lebanese employees voted Democrat last election. Also, do you plan on giving your employees Christmas bonuses this year, thereby propping up Obsolete America?"
"Kill yourself."
"Ah, yes. First I need to know whether or not you and your fellow Lebanese employees voted Democrat last election. Also, do you plan on giving your employees Christmas bonuses this year, thereby propping up Obsolete America?"
"Kill yourself."
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A thousand dollars would cover Christmas expenses for a lot of families.Well, you're neither of those things.
Hard working, productive people would see it that way. So, y'know, not Bob.
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Of course this bloated piece of shit disses a $1000 bonus. Dipshit gets three grand in hipster welfare every month basically for existing. Asshat has no idea what the value of a dollar is.
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Please, go on another 20-tweet long rant on why Boston is superior.
Saying "YouTube, please ban this dang, dirty troll!" didn't work for Chris. Why would it work for you?
I'll say this for what's hopefully the last time:
She won't fuck you, Bob.
Saying "YouTube, please ban this dang, dirty troll!" didn't work for Chris. Why would it work for you?
I'll say this for what's hopefully the last time:
She won't fuck you, Bob.
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So does Bob's ranting about garbage humans and evolution's leavings and the culturally unevolved contribute to making geek.com or ScreenRant hostile workplaces? Why not?
Oh, because Bob thinks he's right.
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