Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

"I didn't do a damn thing to these people"

Are you sure about that? Are you REALLY sure about that?
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Fucking ignorant """"""""people"""""", I say we kill them all in their sleep. Who the hell does this guy think he is saying they could be better if you stop shitting on them? Imagine any group any group so pathetic and Inferior that they need positive reinfo...oh, that's the progressive message, ain't it....

 

[Kyria the Great]

"I didn't do a damn thing to these people"

Are you sure about that? Are you REALLY sure about that?
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I thought it was the goal of more knowledgeable people to teach others and not be some gatekeeper or moralistic asshole. Also it truly feel sorry for Bob in the way that he lacks the very human emotion of empathy. Truly think of the tortured and miserable experience to live with that much contempt in others and yourself?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Still going at it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The fact that anyone listens to this blowhard and actually takes his advice saddens me more than I care to admit

 

[Kyria the Great]

Still going at it.
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I guess this poor progressive has met his first lost cause with Moviebob.

 

[RodgerDodger]

On the other hand, Bob is far less depressing than Dobson. And he lives in a basement, let that sink in..

Bob is kind of the antidote for depression. Just seeing him makes everybody feel better and more upbeat about themselves. He's so horrible that he is next to impossible to actually empathize with. You look at him and go "No matter how bad life is, I'll never be that!"

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Still going at it.
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Bob straight up says he lacks compassion for people in those awful situations because they vote Republican.

What fascinates me about this debate is that it reiterates everything we say about Bob, that he's shockingly unempathetic towards those he disagrees with, but this person straight up gives him these hypothetical examples, and he flat-out says everything we say about him.

It's one thing to realize the disturbing undertones in the things Bob says, but it's another thing entirely to see him directly say it.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Bob straight up says he lacks compassion for people in those awful situations because they vote Republican.

What fascinates me about this debate is that it reiterates everything we say about Bob, that he's shockingly unempathetic towards those he disagrees with, but this person straight up gives him these hypothetical examples, and he flat-out says everything we say about him.

It's one thing to realize the disturbing undertones in the things Bob says, but it's another thing entirely to see him directly say it.

Bob is th eliving embodiment of every single thing the press accused Gamers of being during Gamergate. He is a hatefull and abusive troll a horrid misogynistic fat neckbearded basement dwelling loser with no real redeeming qualities. And he's one of them.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Bob is th eliving embodiment of every single thing the press accused Gamers of being during Gamergate. He is a hatefull and abusive troll a horrid misogynistic fat neckbearded basement dwelling loser with no real redeeming qualities. And he's one of them.

I guess all those Game Overthinker videos was simply just mass projection of his true self to the world.

 

[AnOminous]

I swear to god Dobson and Bob are one of the few lolcows that actively piss me off. I am just amazed at how arrogant and douchey these two can be while at the same time they try to claim some sort of moral high ground. How do they even do that without seeing their own hypocrisy?

Unless you're literally living in a basement, you're living a better life than Blob.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Unless you're literally living in a basement, you're living a better life than Blob.

It's not a basement! It's a world class production "studio". It's important to get the delusional details right. It adds flavor to the lolcows lack of self awareness.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's not a basement! It's a world class production "studio". It's important to get the delusional details right. It adds flavor to the lolcows lack of self awareness.

Huffing mold sure is world class.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Huffing mold sure is world class.

Let's not forget the constant high levels of Carbon Monoxide from sleeping next to the furnace!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

But you DO choose how you react to your circumstances, and that reveals your true worth and character.

Do my eyes deceive me or did Blob just demonstrate genuine wisdom here? Such a blasted pity that it is wasted on his walnut-sized brain because he does not expect anyone to hold him to any moral standard and when someone does, he just dismisses them because his detractors are not as "evolved" as he is. If we judge him by his reaction to his circumstances: he is a worthless piece of shit. He reviews films and "provides" commentary, but never actually creates anything. He is a consumer and nothing more. He is never going to create a work of art or literature of any value. He is going to spend the rest of his presumably-short life being a miserable and spiteful little man going on Twitter tirades and show the world the endless depths of his ignorance and stupidity.

Despite his attempts to ingratiate himself to third-wave feminists, no woman in their right mind is going to commit to a relationship with him. Especially when there is a chance that he could turn his Twitter rage on them given his authoritarian leanings. Given his slovenly appearance and diabetes, he will need care and inevitably become a drain on any potential partner and the state. Of course he is never going to take responsibility for his actions. That would require introspection and humility. Two attributes he lacks. It is no small wonder how he turned into such a Hillary fanboy. She blamed everyone else but herself and anyone with two neurons and a synapse know she torpedoed her campaign and the Democratic Party.

Consider yourself judged, Bob. You are one of the ugliest people I have had the grave misfortune to encounter online. When you die alone and unloved, it will be a net gain for society.

Is there anything I'm missing?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Is there anything I'm missing?

For all of Bob's negative traits the one thing that really stands out to me is just how delusional he is. It's not enough that he's a pathetic bastard with the gal to mock other people for being pathetic. It's also that he is utterly unable to understand how pathetic he is. Bob has built the perfect the perfect shell around his mind. He can't understand why people laugh at him for comparing the cultural impact of the Wizard to 9/11. He can't comprehend what's wrong with skipping his grandmother's funeral to go shopping. He doesn't even realize why that picture of him dressed as Mario is so fucking funny. Bob isn't just a loser and an asshole, he is incapable of realizing he is a loser and an asshole. He just doesn't get it. For all his imagined conspiracies about goobergrape rigging the election, mind-controlling video games, etc. Bob's biggest delusion may actually be his own self-image which is both the saddest and most hilarious thing about him.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I honestly wonder what Bob sees in the mirror when he gets up in the morning. Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? The dude probably sleeps in until one in the afternoon.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

"There's no excuse for baseless hate. Also, I hope everyone who disagrees with me suffers horribly before dying."

 

[Positron]

> Economic anxiety is not a real thing
> Help Help Patreon is killing my income!!!

-- MovieBob, worldwide expert in Not Hating.

 

[Dr. Dik]

Bob is th eliving embodiment of every single thing the press accused Gamers of being during Gamergate. He is a hatefull and abusive troll a horrid misogynistic fat neckbearded basement dwelling loser with no real redeeming qualities. And he's one of them.

Don't forget he literally owns a fedora.

 

[jewelry investor]

I made this a while back