Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

No they won't.
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Also, a sneak preview of more salt when he can't make money Part III:

 

[The Nothingness]

I just realize how this accurately portrays both Bob and Dobson.

 

[AnOminous]

It's much ado about nothing, and Bob's a fool for wasting his time with it.

I'm not going to watch an endless series of Bob being an utter pleb at greater length than the movie itself. I'm just going to laugh that he's shitting out this garbage and not getting a penny for it.

 

[Positron]

I guess Bob wasn't visited by 3 ghosts last night and he's still going to die miserable and alone.

He only heeds the Ghost of Superior Holidays Yet to Come, who tells him his funeral will be unattended by any of his family -- and Bobby is okay about that!

 

[Kyria the Great]

Here's the thing; I would be perfectly fine with his Batman V. Superman review being that long if he was talking about it in depth, going from production hiccups to direction to writing to tone. I love RLM's Plinkett reviews for precisely that reason since it not only was entertaining, but it was fucking educational to boot to a layman like me. If Bob was doing something like that, I'd support it.

But he isn't. Bob really doesn't have a passion for or the depth of knowledge for film; he cannot describe why the greats are so great, or why the awful so awful. He's a plebe like me, with simple tastes in simple films and very little in the way of understanding its inner workings. He is relying purely on a toxic mix of ego, disgusting philosophy, and tribalism to an autitstic level to produce this bowel movement of a series. It's much ado about nothing, and Bob's a fool for wasting his time with it.

Also he has a fat annoying bahston accent that smashes together due to no pausing and I would not listen to it.

Hell, the bastard won't even go into the inner workings of the film of why a film can go bad. Midnights Edge got their start when they went to analyze all the production and marketing problems before and after Fantastic 4 2015 aired and I for the most part loved that series. I liked that coupled with their breakdown of Ghostbusters 2016 as you see guys like that even though they have a taste for the genre films, you can tell there is a love for what goes on screen, on set, and on the studio level.

I think you are totally right on what Bob relies on because there is no love or understanding of a film, a director, the relationship between studio and director, only hatred and bile.

 

[Devilish Jack o Lantern]

Didn’t bob get super emotional over Amazing Spider-Man 2 and talked about it like it literally broke his spirit ?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Didn’t bob get super emotional over Amazing Spider-Man 2 and talked about it like it literally broke his spirit ?

Yeah and he constantly feels the need to jab Spiderman: Homecoming as if it is a sin to like that as well as the Raimi movies. For an open minded and "cultured" man, he is rather tribalistic and boorish.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Hell, the bastard won't even go into the inner workings of the film of why a film can go bad. Midnights Edge got their start when they went to analyze all the production and marketing problems before and after Fantastic 4 2015 aired and I for the most part loved that series. I liked that coupled with their breakdown of Ghostbusters 2016 as you see guys like that even though they have a taste for the genre films, you can tell there is a love for what goes on screen, on set, and on the studio level.

I think you are totally right on what Bob relies on because there is no love or understanding of a film, a director, the relationship between studio and director, only hatred and bile.

I can't stress this enough but I always point out that despite being his all-time favorite thing next to Mario, he still does not understand that Marvel Studios has not been the same entity as Marvel Entertainment for 3 years now. He can not be bothered to know who is behind these movies he loves beyond "MARVELOHFUCKYEAH".

He literally does not know where these movies come from. If there is anything showing how surface level he is, that's a big sign.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sperging. Out. Like. This. Every. Time. Won't. Make. Them. Stop.

I look forward to none of your ideas being implemented.

Imagine thinking fps games caused 9/11.

I love how he's a critic who'll dismiss valid complaints about his "work".

He'll actually wear this at get togethers, huh?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Even a picture with his merry brother, Bob looks as merry and as jolly as a repeat kick to the ballsack.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Sperging. Out. Like. This. Every. Time. Won't. Make. Them. Stop.
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I look forward to none of your ideas being implemented.
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Imagine thinking fps games caused 9/11.
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I love how he's a critic who'll dismiss valid complaints about his "work".
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He'll actually wear this at get togethers, huh?
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I checked his brother's Twitter account and to my shock he seems relatively normal. He has a wife, kids, and he doesn't sperg on Twitter about Pmurt 24/7.

I have to wonder why and how Bob got to be the way he is when his brother is far less spergy.

 

[Positron]

Celebrate an Italian! Make it Mario Day!

 

[RockVolnutt]

Celebrate an Italian! Make it Mario Day!

Are Italians white? We need Bob to answer the tough questions in life.

 

[Gordon Cole]

lol, "when".

And he thinks he's an expert on C.S. Lewis too. (Good luck with this dude, @Mola Ram)

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Either Bob got him the giant novelty Snickers because he wants his brother to be a diabetic fuck, or any of the other parties because they wanted to troll Bob with something he can't have.

Also, there's a Chipman sister too?

Even a picture with his merry brother, Bob looks as merry and as jolly as a repeat kick to the ballsack.

It's that dead look in his eyes.

I checked his brother's Twitter account and to my shock he seems relatively normal. He has a wife, kids, and he doesn't sperg on Twitter about Pmurt 24/7.

I have to wonder why and how Bob got to be the way he is when his brother is far less spergy.

Bob's like the token autistic kid in the family, while the other two are progressively more sane (Not sperging about Pmurt 24/7 and not having an account at all.)

 

[Flexo]

And he thinks he's an expert on C.S. Lewis too. (Good luck with this dude, @Mola Ram)

Well the refernece is in "screwtape purposes a toast" which is one of Lewis' satire pieces where he writes as a devil advising on how to tempt humans so it wouldn't surprise me in the least Bob understands jack squat about it.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

JFK actually stood for something you fat fuck.

 

[Herbert Hoover]

It's bad him talking about leaving "those people" behind and focusing on other things.

That happened. And those people went on to elect Trump.

And for all of Bob's sperging on it, is the new Star Wars worth watching?

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I love how he's a critic who'll dismiss valid complaints about his "work".
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Gonna love his classic mentality of "Saying shit, and expecting no shit in return." Speaks how much he values himself as a critic. He's just a Normie with very low standards, and no passion for the art.

I checked his brother's Twitter account and to my shock he seems relatively normal. He has a wife, kids, and he doesn't sperg on Twitter about Pmurt 24/7.

I have to wonder why and how Bob got to be the way he is when his brother is far less spergy.

Teach a kid how to hate, and that's what they'll know for the rest of their lives.

I don't think his brother skipped their grandma's funeral like Bob did. If I'm right then we can pretty much pinpoint what went wrong with Bob.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

It's bad him talking about leaving "those people" behind and focusing on other things.

That happened. And those people went on to elect Trump.

And for all of Bob's sperging on it, is the new Star Wars worth watching?

In my opinion the best way to enjoy the film is with a open mind, and holding no expectations.

So I'll leave that to you. But I would say yeah, if you are interested.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's bad him talking about leaving "those people" behind and focusing on other things.

That happened. And those people went on to elect Trump.

And for all of Bob's sperging on it, is the new Star Wars worth watching?

It turned Mark Hamill into the god of being salty. lol