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Anything that involved him putting a shotgun in his mouth and kicking the trigger would satisfy me.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Anything that involved him putting a shotgun in his mouth and kicking the trigger would satisfy me.
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That's like that Twilight Zone episode, where he tries, but can't operate the trigger because of his stumps
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If fate smiles at us, not much. 2, or 3 more years. But if it hates us then until he's 50.
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4 honorable mentions:
Wonder Woman
Loving Vincent
Thor: Ragnorok
First 4 minutes of Valerian: City of a Thousand Planets
10. The Post
9. Mother!
8. Phantom Thread
7. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
6. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women.
5. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
4. The Shape of Water
3. Colossal
2. Get out
1. Logan Lucky
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It's not this film they should be worried about, its the next one with the public knowledge of this film.
Didn't the latest Transformer film bomb after three straight up crappy films?
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Why would they care that you praise them, Bob?
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Will Bob perhaps learn that giant corporate entities aren't in fact divine entities now?
Nah, of course not.
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File a dispute, you imbecile. Bothering some intern on social media isn't gonna accomplish a damn thing.
Who am I kidding? Bob doesn't understand anything other than bitching.
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I'm legitimately surprised Guardians of the Galaxy isn't number 1 given how much he loves sperging about how it's the best sci-fi movie of the decade and keeps comparing everything to it. Did he ever talk about Logan Lucky? I mean he probably reviewed it but he never mentioned it when talking about other movies, not like Guardians of the Galaxy.
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@Sexy Times Hitler has posted some screenshots way back in this thread of bob rambling about the movie. There wasn't much he said.
Though it's ironic since i heard the movie was inspired by the director reading hillbilly elegy and we just had bob bitching about the book. The book responsible for his #1 movie of the year.
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He's not called BookBob or AdultBob for a reason.
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Can you imagine BookBob reviews? It'd be like that time Hillary Clinton somehow interpreted 1984 to be about "fake news" and people overloading you with false information so you wouldn't believe the words of trusted authorities. You know, basically the opposite of what it's about.
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Let me guess, Bob loves this movie because of its commentary on race relations in the United States despite him only leaving the basement to see it?
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Can you imagine BookBob reviews? It'd be like that time Hillary Clinton somehow interpreted 1984 to be about "fake news" and people overloading you with false information so you wouldn't believe the words of trusted authorities. You know, basically the opposite of what it's about.
At least Bookbob might have potentially learned how to write in school, that way his book wouldn’t read like the ramblings if a 14 year old going through a Holden Caulfield phase
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That's really sad, thinking about it. Anyone who ever read Cum-Catcher in the Rye and vaguely admired Holden Caulfield should realize he grew up to be MovieBob.
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