Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The best part is he'd likely go on some rant about Obsolete Inferiority if you bring up the possibility that the drugs are due to poor circumstance without seeing the irony. Meanwhile if they were black or at least Latino...

Based on his 24/7 ranting, I assume he sees the high fatality rate of the opioid epidemic as a net positive, given where it's concentrated.
 
Aren't opiods a huge problem in large swathes of Massachusetts? Also I find it funny that he only sees illegals as a source for low income work.
As someone who lived in one of the centers for the opoid epidemic on the East Coast, it's a real issue, and the people involved with trying to stop it have their thumbs up their asses 24/7. Even us superior East Coast residents have pill problems too.

On a lighter note, now I'm imagining that all of Bob's fat is just codeine bloat.
 
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Aren't opiods a huge problem in large swathes of Massachusetts? Also I find it funny that he only sees illegals as a source for low income work.

Bob's Moon Wheat isn't going to be grown and harvested by itself.

Seriously, Bob's Superior Future depends upon a flood of brown workers, and despite how he likes to play them up as future professionals, most of them are going to be doing menial labor. And bow in gratitude to the mighty MovieBob for the privilege of doing so. (Que that picture from Game of Thrones where Daenerys is being lifted up by a crowd of brown people, only with Bob's massive form Photoshopped in.) THIS IS WHAT MOVIEBOB BELIEVES.
 
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Call me :optimistic: but shouldn't being concerned about the condition of your fellow countrymen be a concern no matter what "side" you fall on? Aren't governments "suppose" to be about protecting the citizens? Regardless of affiliation or arguments on how to achieve that, isn't that the idea? Bob doesn't even try to hide that he could care less about the ideas that society (any society) is built on.
 
Bob's Moon Wheat isn't going to be grown and harvested by itself.

Seriously, Bob's Superior Future depends upon a flood of brown workers, and despite how he likes to play them up as future professionals, most of them are going to be doing menial labor. And bow in gratitude to the mighty MovieBob for the privilege of doing so. (Que that picture from Game of Thrones where Daenerys is being lifted up by a crowd of brown people, only with Bob's massive form Photoshopped in.) THIS IS WHAT MOVIEBOB BELIEVES.

Getting crushed by Bob's massive girth would be a horrible way to die.
 
Call me :optimistic: but shouldn't being concerned about the condition of your fellow countrymen be a concern no matter what "side" you fall on? Aren't governments "suppose" to be about protecting the citizens? Regardless of affiliation or arguments on how to achieve that, isn't that the idea? Bob doesn't even try to hide that he could care less about the ideas that society (any society) is built on.
The idea of caring about your fellow man regardless of their beliefs is usually most prevalent in times of great strife such as a natural disaster or war. But for Bob, that means showing concern for the people he considers to be troglodytes which he thinks are the only thing standing between him and the Superior Future™.
 
The idea of caring about your fellow man regardless of their beliefs is usually most prevalent in times of great strife such as a natural disaster or war. But for Bob, that means showing concern for the people he considers to be troglodytes which he thinks are the only thing standing between him and the Superior Future™.
In my opinion, anyone like moviebob that are devoid of empathy, are horrendously inhuman. Empathy is what makes one human. To lack it would be a dangerous proposition. For moviebob, he's long since crossed the Moral Event Horizon.
 
Avengers 4Ever? Does he want it to suck?
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Dick Wolf makes cop dramas. Fred Wolf's an Adam Sandler lackey.

Sharp as a marble.
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BOO FUCKING HOO!
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Every time I see Bob's fat fucking face, I have the rising urge to shave all my facial hair off.

Avengers 4Ever? Does he want it to suck?
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Dick Wolf makes cop dramas. Fred Wolf's an Adam Sandler lackey.

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BOO FUCKING HOO!
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Why would you watch a film review that is longer than the film itself? If you want to watch a good film review that features likable people, then just watch Half in the Bag.

 
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“It has helped me come to terms with this terrible movie!”

Are you serious?! Dude, it’s...a...movie. He’s treating it like the movie killed his family or bombed an orphanage or something like that.
 
“It has helped me come to terms with this terrible movie!”

Are you serious?! Dude, it’s...a...movie. He’s treating it like the movie killed his family or bombed an orphanage or something like that.
This is a guy who enjoyed a review by a man who thinks a video game company did 9/11. I wouldn't be surprised if he though BvS was the same as bombing an orphanage
 
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Call me :optimistic: but shouldn't being concerned about the condition of your fellow countrymen be a concern no matter what "side" you fall on? Aren't governments "suppose" to be about protecting the citizens? Regardless of affiliation or arguments on how to achieve that, isn't that the idea? Bob doesn't even try to hide that he could care less about the ideas that society (any society) is built on.
I honestly believe that Moviebob's a psychopath. It's not that surprising: about 4% of the population is estimated to have psychopathic tendencies. Many of them become high-power executives (because they are more capable of making decisions based on what's best for their career/company, instead of empathy or emotion-driven decisions) or heart/brain surgeons (because they can be completely dispassionate while performing life-or-death procedures). But those kinds of psychopaths can at least play nice with the remaining 96% of the population and can intellectually grasp how they should act in order to function in society. Bob, on the other hand, never developed those kinds of people skills, so he doesn't grasp that his appalling lack of empathy or remorse and self-admitted beliefs that he sees, let's be conservative and say 35% of the population, as subhuman refuse that should be exterminated are seen by society as beyond the pale. This is why Bob lives in a basement instead of a high-rise.
 
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