Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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lol, he's so fucking smug and delusional.
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Seeing the photos of Bob with his niece is just so... weird. Bob is this writhing mass of vitriol and ego, and he's walking hand in hand with his niece; a child still starry-eyed and full of wonder.

It kind of makes me uneasy. The man who can so easily shriek about conservatives being "less evolved" than humans, that the death of disco was basically a subconscious klan rally, can put on the mask of a normal human being and try to appear well adjusted just skeeves me out.

If he wasn't some kind of lumbering diabetic marshmallow, I'd honestly put money on there being human bones buried under that basement somewhere.
 
Seeing the photos of Bob with his niece is just so... weird. Bob is this writhing mass of vitriol and ego, and he's walking hand in hand with his niece; a child still starry-eyed and full of wonder.

It kind of makes me uneasy. The man who can so easily shriek about conservatives being "less evolved" than humans, that the death of disco was basically a subconscious klan rally, can put on the mask of a normal human being and try to appear well adjusted just skeeves me out.

If he wasn't some kind of lumbering diabetic marshmallow, I'd honestly put money on there being human bones buried under that basement somewhere.

Bob will probably end up being "that one uncle" before long.

Although the disco thing isn't Bob's original idea, he's just repeating the idiotic arguments from various sociologists and other "academics".
 
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If he wasn't some kind of lumbering diabetic marshmallow, I'd honestly put money on there being human bones buried under that basement somewhere.

Gacy was pretty tubby. I'm not convinced we're not someday going to see that infamous Mario picture side by side with Pogo the Clown.

Really, the luckiest thing about Bob is that he has all the charisma of a can of seltzer. These latest tweets affect the apocalyptic tone of a cult leader, and God knows he has the ego for it.
 
You're right, The MCU is like The Beatles, if they were feminist and almost every album felt the same.
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I really doubt he's having chicken salad,
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Because only Bob can trail off thinking about Skittles.
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Everything feels like a fucking time loop (Read first picture bottom-to-top.)
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Why do I get the feeling he's never punched anyone in his life?
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Christ, he has no idea when to stop a joke.
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Why? So the panel could be nothing but missing-the-point gloating?
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"I can't judge them for being losers, I'm one too!"
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You wanna spend five minutes in Detroit?
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And I'll have the Lynn police on speed dial when she shows up.
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Since a post already showed up here and my posts give it away, I was the Watcher. Wanted to see how Bob would respond.

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Oy, C.S.Strowbridge, far and away Bob's biggest dickrider. Seriously, he's liked half the tweets I screencap.
 
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Oy, C.S.Strowvridge, far and away Bob's biggest dickrider. Seriously, he's liked half the tweets I screencap.
I did a quick search after it happened and I think he's another nobody critic. My only interaction with him before the block was him telling me "I honestly can't tell if you're a Poe" after posting one of Bob's death bot posts and the block was his reaction to me asking if I did something wrong. I still don't know how poe's law applies.
 
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So he considers literally all of Africa, Asia, and South America, where it's not majority white...and those are the places that are superior to "all the worst places," like the US and Europe? The US and Europe are "all the worst places?"
He was talking about America. By his logic, Detroit's a better place to live than a really whitebread town.
 
Although the disco thing isn't Bob's original idea, he's just repeating the idiotic arguments from various sociologists and other "academics".

Needless to say it's a ridiculous opinion from so-called "academics," too. It wasn't during the period when disco was mostly associated with black artists that it became hated, but when nearly every goddamn white rock band started doing it, too. Everyone from the Rolling Stones to David Bowie to even fucking Pink Floyd did at least one disco-influenced track.
 
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