Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

That Casey Explosion person is pretty spot on there. Also I want to hear the story about "not rocking the boat for a decade after high school". That's oddly specific.

 

[Mola Ram]

Maybe Bob has a point. "Dehumanizing others is something Nazis do" is starting to get rather tired, and has always been a touch Godwin-ish.

I propose, "Dehumanizing others is something serial killers do." Is that better?

EDIT: @Secret Asshole , I miss you so much in this thread

 

[The Wwwyzzerdd]

There's a good chance Bob has constantly been misreading Weimar as Weiner and supports it because he wants more hot dogs.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I like the part where he says it's natural and it's like making nicknames for rival sports teams. Maybe it's because I've never been into sports in my life but who talks about a rival team like Bob does to the working class and white people? It's not even being vulgar, Bob openly talks about authoritarianism and eugenics.

Do people walk around going "The Red Sox fucking suck. I hope their children overdose on drugs like the Inferior little shits that they are. Maybe we can record the parents crying so I can laugh at them for not acknowledging my Superiority. That's true evolution, friendo"?

 

[NQ 952]

Do people walk around going "The Red Sox fucking suck. I hope their children overdose on drugs like the Inferior little shits that they are. Maybe we can record the parents crying so I can laugh at them for not acknowledging my Superiority. That's true evolution, friendo"?

Insane Yankees fans do exist, yes.

 

[Jack Awful]

Bob is everything wrong with the modern left in one obese manchild.
He's too much of a stereotype to exist, and yet here he is.

 

[Mola Ram]

Insane Yankees fans do exist, yes.

I've actually never known a Yankees fan that crazy. I have known Mets fans who wouldn't date Yankees fans, though. Eh, who can blame them.

 

[Tetra]

This guy still has this fucking High School mentality. Even Dave Chapelle could empathize with the poor whites who voted for Trump. Its not fucking hard. When you see bodies stacked like cord-wood from drug overdoses, morgues becoming so full that they have to use high-school auditoriums, poverty so bad a $100 speeding ticket becomes thousands in compounded fines, all of your jobs disappearing and being forced to drive 3 hours just so you can attempt to get a Walmart job, being forced to turn to crime just to survive, coal mines closing down with people getting black lung with no health insurance because Obamacare fucked them, who the fuck do you think you are going to vote for? Obama basically ignored them and all they see is 'minority oppression' and their issues aren't even being derided, they're being completely ignored.

I don't think bob is even aware of the opioid crisis. He seems pretty stuck up and has massive trouble even considering the other side as human. He definitely view the world as black and white and that they just voted trump for the hell of it.

Bob openly talks about authoritarianism and eugenics.

It's not authoritarianism when MY side does it :^)
But people who talk about authoritarianism for the OTHER side they're weak people, not me though cause I do it to get a SUPERIOR future. Sieg.. uh hail Mario.

 

[Jack Awful]

Insane Yankees fans do exist, yes.

The difference is sports fans usually need a couple beers before they start talking about eugenics, while Bob goes there immediately.

 

[Emperor Julian]

I like the part where he says it's natural and it's like making nicknames for rival sports teams. Maybe it's because I've never been into sports in my life but who talks about a rival team like Bob does to the working class and white people? It's not even being vulgar, Bob openly talks about authoritarianism and eugenics.

Do people walk around going "The Red Sox fucking suck. I hope their children overdose on drugs like the Inferior little shits that they are. Maybe we can record the parents crying so I can laugh at them for not acknowledging my Superiority. That's true evolution, friendo"?

Soccer (football if you're not murica) fans can get deeply psychotic.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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It's not authoritarianism when MY side does it :^)
But people who talk about authoritarianism for the OTHER side they're weak people, not me though cause I do it to get a SUPERIOR future. Sieg.. uh hail Mario.

>56%
The internet broke me and I have long since accepted that I'm in a comedy that's going nuts with internet memes. You can almost see God's laughing face beyond the 4th wall.

 

[The Nothingness]

I don't think bob is even aware of the opioid crisis. He seems pretty stuck up and has massive trouble even considering the other side as human. He definitely view the world as black and white and that they just voted trump for the hell of it.

He either was unaware because his sources for news did not cover it or was and just didn't care since the victims of this crisis are unworthy of the SUPERIOR FUTURE

 

[Rekkington]

This guy still has this fucking High School mentality. Even Dave Chapelle could empathize with the poor whites who voted for Trump. Its not fucking hard. When you see bodies stacked like cord-wood from drug overdoses, morgues becoming so full that they have to use high-school auditoriums, poverty so bad a $100 speeding ticket becomes thousands in compounded fines, all of your jobs disappearing and being forced to drive 3 hours just so you can attempt to get a Walmart job, being forced to turn to crime just to survive, coal mines closing down with people getting black lung with no health insurance because Obamacare fucked them, who the fuck do you think you are going to vote for? Obama basically ignored them and all they see is 'minority oppression' and their issues aren't even being derided, they're being completely ignored.

Hilary ignored them as well, pretending they didn't exist. Why in the fuck would they vote for another person who ignored them? Do you think they were happy voting for Trump? Probably not, they had to talk themselves into voting for a billionaire. But at least he pretended to care. Hilary didn't even make the fucking attempt.

Bob's idiotic fucking solution is to go 'lol, let them die'. You really think they're just going to lay down and die you stupid fat fuck? They have more kids than urbanites and their children see the way the urbanites treat them as well. Bob has the mentality of a exceptional child and all his fans are mental fucking invalids. I'd rather donate to Brianna Wu's presidential camping than give this fat faggot a dime on patreon.



Bob's 'revolution' would fail because the people he hates own all the guns, occupy high levels in the military and government. You really think 'Mad Dog Matthis' is going to let Bob's eugenic technocrat utopia get off the ground? The stupid fat fuck would conduct operations from his basement and a drone strike would splatter his stupid fat ass into a million pieces. Not to mention soy-boy Antifas who never served are going to get their asses handed to them by veterans, cops and civilians who own weapons.

Simply put, it would be disastrous. But not for us, for them. Shit, even I'd pick up a gun and rebel against his 'superior future'. I'd rather be fucking dead than let that shit happen. I'm willing to die for my principles if it comes down to it. I know it sounds like big talk, but its true. I'm a cynic, but I love America, even if it has kind of gone to shit. The Enlightenment principles its founded upon are the most egalitarian in history, and to lose that would set humanity back. Live free or die motherfuckers. I'd rather die standing than kneeling like some little bitch.

Bob is the living embodiment of everything wrong with America right now. Aside from being obese and obsessed with the dumbest media possible and contributing nothing to society, he thinks he has geopolitics figured out WHILE ALSO having absolutely no grasp or understanding of history. I know Jordan Peterson might be seen as a meme in these parts, but I'm a big fan and his whole "clean your room" thing is a metaphor created for guys like Bob.

How can you imagine to fix the whole world when you can't even fix the meager circumstances you have control over now? How can you even imagine to dictate how the world should function when your own life is in shambles? The whole point is to be very wary of those sorts of people, because they're insane and bitter which can easily cross over to genocide. Bob is open about that part though.

He looks down on the working class, but will do a whole wink-and-nod routine if he ever has to interact with a construction worker like he "gets" them. It's crazy when you actually type it out, the impoverished destitute yet pretentious intellellectual who has no proper academic training or study who looks down on the working class but adopts a folksy regional dialect to connect with people.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

That Casey Explosion person is pretty spot on there. Also I want to hear the story about "not rocking the boat for a decade after high school". That's oddly specific.

See? He comes out and says things plainly and doesn't have a scrap of introspection to see what he is really saying? He kept his head down, as not to upset "those people"? No, nigga. You've lived in MA your entire life. You've worked there. Your exposure to the rural poor, Republicans, tech bros, German socialists and everyone else you deem worthy of destruction is absolutely nothing, aside maybe from giving your reservation info to a hotel desk clerk. This is emotion revenge for Bob, against those subhumans who tormented him for a decade after leaving high school and he was keeping his head down.

The Obsolete is an emotional stand-in for specific people Bob hates.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I don't think bob is even aware of the opioid crisis. He seems pretty stuck up and has massive trouble even considering the other side as human. He definitely view the world as black and white and that they just voted trump for the hell of it.

He's made some minor comments about it. Mostly "serves them right" or using it as an example of the Obsolete nature of white people and the working class that he wouldn't be saying if they weren't white.

 

[Mola Ram]

See? He comes out and says things plainly and doesn't have a scrap of introspection to see what he is really saying? He kept his head down, as not to upset "those people"? No, nigga. You've lived in MA your entire life. You've worked there. Your exposure to the rural poor, Republicans, tech bros, German socialists and everyone else you deem worthy of destruction is absolutely nothing, aside maybe from giving your reservation info to a hotel desk clerk. This is emotion revenge for Bob, against those subhumans who tormented him for a decade after leaving high school and he was keeping his head down.

The Obsolete is an emotional stand-in for specific people Bob hates.

And yet he claimed several times in his recent Twitter tirades that he knows these people very well. Where does that come from?

 

[Bob Page]

This guy still has this fucking High School mentality. Even Dave Chapelle could empathize with the poor whites who voted for Trump. Its not fucking hard. When you see bodies stacked like cord-wood from drug overdoses, morgues becoming so full that they have to use high-school auditoriums, poverty so bad a $100 speeding ticket becomes thousands in compounded fines, all of your jobs disappearing and being forced to drive 3 hours just so you can attempt to get a Walmart job, being forced to turn to crime just to survive, coal mines closing down with people getting black lung with no health insurance because Obamacare fucked them, who the fuck do you think you are going to vote for? Obama basically ignored them and all they see is 'minority oppression' and their issues aren't even being derided, they're being completely ignored.

Hilary ignored them as well, pretending they didn't exist. Why in the fuck would they vote for another person who ignored them? Do you think they were happy voting for Trump? Probably not, they had to talk themselves into voting for a billionaire. But at least he pretended to care. Hilary didn't even make the fucking attempt.

Bob's idiotic fucking solution is to go 'lol, let them die'. You really think they're just going to lay down and die you stupid fat fuck? They have more kids than urbanites and their children see the way the urbanites treat them as well. Bob has the mentality of a exceptional child and all his fans are mental fucking invalids. I'd rather donate to Brianna Wu's presidential camping than give this fat faggot a dime on patreon.



Bob's 'revolution' would fail because the people he hates own all the guns, occupy high levels in the military and government. You really think 'Mad Dog Matthis' is going to let Bob's eugenic technocrat utopia get off the ground? The stupid fat fuck would conduct operations from his basement and a drone strike would splatter his stupid fat ass into a million pieces. Not to mention soy-boy Antifas who never served are going to get their asses handed to them by veterans, cops and civilians who own weapons.

Simply put, it would be disastrous. But not for us, for them. Shit, even I'd pick up a gun and rebel against his 'superior future'. I'd rather be fucking dead than let that shit happen. I'm willing to die for my principles if it comes down to it. I know it sounds like big talk, but its true. I'm a cynic, but I love America, even if it has kind of gone to shit. The Enlightenment principles its founded upon are the most egalitarian in history, and to lose that would set humanity back. Live free or die motherfuckers. I'd rather die standing than kneeling like some little bitch.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. -Thomas Jefferson.

In either case, those Antifa(ggots) groups would get mowed down to something less than mulch. They'll always forget that when they start the shooting, we'll shoot back.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

And yet he claimed several times in his recent Twitter tirades that he knows these people very well. Where does that come from?

Bob has a tendency to conflate people he dislikes into a single amorphous group. The easy example is him associating conservatives with people who play first person shooters for no reason other than disliking both groups. Bob also has a tendency to overestimate his knowledge on any given topic. So just meeting a few people he considers assholes is probably enough for Bob to think he, "knows them well" when he really knows jack shit.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I don't think bob is even aware of the opioid crisis. He seems pretty stuck up and has massive trouble even considering the other side as human. He definitely view the world as black and white and that they just voted trump for the hell of it.

I'm going to :powerlevel: a little bit and reveal that I have seen it up close myself. I saw two that people had overdosed on the street while on my way home from work not too long ago with somebody frantically trying to keep them alive. One of them was barely even breathing and was chilling to see up close because it put a human face to the problem. What really pisses me off is that I could imagine Bob standing there arrogantly smirking because the overdose victims were white and deserved it simply for existing.

 

[Tetra]

He's made some minor comments about it. Mostly "serves them right" or using it as an example of the Obsolete nature of white people and the working class that he wouldn't be saying if they weren't white.

That's pretty shitty of him to do. It's really annoying how he mainly looks at skin-color and other non-money issues as having power.
Imagine Bob during the black death.