Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Also, what school in Boston is exceptional enough to hire him?
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>Bob as a teacher
Jesus Christ, no. I think he knows people are right about how for being a "Superior evolved" man that he totally isn't going to pass on anything and this is a way of correcting that.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

>Bob as a teacher
Jesus Christ, no. I think he knows people are right about how for being a "Superior evolved" man that he totally isn't going to pass on anything and this is a way of correcting that.

Oh please.
Evne if he gets hired, you think he can fathom to wake up every morning and WALK down the school halls?

 

[A Random]

And electoral math.
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What does any of that mean? Are the 42% remaining illegals?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Every time Bob posts something, he sounds more and more like a Metal Gear villain.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Every time Bob posts something, he sounds more and more like a Metal Gear villain.

Wow. Now that is an insult towards Kojima's writing.

 

[Penne Dreadful]

Every time Bob posts something, he sounds more and more like a Metal Gear villain.

"Making the mother of all omelettes here, friendo. Can't fret over every egg."

 

[HY 140]

Every time Bob posts something, he sounds more and more like a Metal Gear villain.

Bob "mario mario" chipman

 

[Red Hood]

What would Bob's FoxHound/Dead Six/Cobras moniker be? Sperging Walrus?

Bob as a teacher...I think the Massachusetts licensing board needs to know about Bob's exceptional views on "obsolete" students that don't want to pursue futures in being online pop culture nerds or moon-wheat farmers.

Oh, and before anyone else says it: Those who can't, teach. And Bob can't do shit.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Bob "mario mario" chipman

Revolver in my mouth Bob (Revolver in my mouth Bob) Ocelot (Ocelot)

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

You are so not a teller of harsh truths.
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>Being confused when people don't like being seen as inhuman because they disagree with you.

 

[elder god]

Also, what school in Boston is exceptional enough to hire him?

How is he supposed to actually teach kids if they're more emotionally mature than he is?

And electoral math.

What the fuck is he talking about? Trump got 46% of the popular vote. Not 26% and certainly not 15%

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

What the fuck is he talking about? Trump got 46% of the popular vote. Not 26% and certainly not 15%

The math doesn’t have to make sense. It just has to tell you how bad the electoral college is until the next time a Democrat is in office

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

How is he supposed to actually teach kids if they're more emotionally mature than he is?



What the fuck is he talking about? Trump got 46% of the popular vote. Not 26% and certainly not 15%

He’s a lying fat baboon.

 

[Red Hood]

He’s a lying fat baboon.

The idea that he's lying is optimistic. I think he's just dumb enough to believe what someone told him without doing his own research.

Hanlon's Razor. "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I've rambled about this before, but I'm fairly certain Bob goes out of his to avoid lying. All of the incorrect nonsense he spews is shit he genuinely believes, which makes it all the funnier.

 

[Lackadaisy]

Isn't his degree in Film/Media Studies? At best, I could see him maybe getting a gig as a part-time AV teacher. Schools these days very specifically want full-time math, science, and English teachers. He wouldn't even need a Master's if all he wanted to do is sub.

 

[BubbleButt]

Please, Bob's going to have a heart attack before he finishes a Master's part time with a teaching degree.

 

[Mola Ram]

Isn't his degree in Film/Media Studies? At best, I could see him maybe getting a gig as a part-time AV teacher. Schools these days very specifically want full-time math, science, and English teachers. He wouldn't even need a Master's if all he wanted to do is sub.

I could actually see him blowing a writing course, because his writing is fucking atrocious. Now that is something I'd pay good money to see.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

And electoral math.
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Of course we all know that if Hillary had squeaked by on an electoral win, Bob would be praising the system to the high heavens. "Thank Miyamoto we had the Electoral College in place to keep the garbage flyover people from overruling the will of the Superior coastal elites!" And if it turned out that Donald Trump had lost the Electoral College vote but not the popular vote, Bob would be even more entrenched in his belief that most Americans are garbage and that the Electoral College is the best invention since the SNES Turbo Controller.

 

[AnOminous]

How is he supposed to actually teach kids if they're more emotionally mature than he is?



What the fuck is he talking about? Trump got 46% of the popular vote. Not 26% and certainly not 15%

He's just babbling idiotically. Math is too hard for him. Yet more evidence that morbid obesity causes fat to accumulate in your brain causing cognitive decline.