Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador]

And pretending he understands the economy.
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Holy shit! How did I miss this inanity? So Bob wants to flood the country with poor, low skill workers so they'll get jobs and buy all of the shit that's made overseas by even poorer low skill workers? (And of course, those low skill workers flooding into this country won't avail themselves of welfare services which dwarf the amount of tax money they're putting into the system, causing a net drain for everyone save a few megacorporations who are benefiting from the artificially tight labor market....) This is how Bob wants to fix the economy...

Bob strikes me as the kind of guy who would buy the Broken Window Fallacy. I'm sure one of the reasons he wants to raze Middle America is because of all of the construction jobs that would open up for Lupe and Paco. ("Imagine all of the new taco stands we'd get!" Wheezes Movieknob as he tries to wedge his corpulent fingers into a McDonald's Large Fry Box to get the last two remaining fries that lie huddled at the bottom, shaking, awaiting their inevitable journey through the Tunnel of Unholy Oblivion (aka: Bob's esophagus.)

 

[Florence]

We would already use up all our resources just attempting to make one of his New York state sized mega-cities.

Sounds an awful lot like Mega-City One to me. Now, where’s Bob’s belliwheel...

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Holy shit! How did I miss this inanity? So Bob wants to flood the country with poor, low skill workers so they'll get jobs and buy all of the shit that's made overseas by even poorer low skill workers? (And of course, those low skill workers flooding into this country won't avail themselves of welfare services which dwarf the amount of tax money they're putting into the system, causing a net drain for everyone save a few megacorporations who are benefiting from the artificially tight labor market....) This is how Bob wants to fix the economy...

Bob strikes me as the kind of guy who would buy the Broken Window Fallacy. I'm sure one of the reasons he wants to raze Middle America is because of all of the construction jobs that would open up for Lupe and Paco. ("Imagine all of the new taco stands we'd get!" Wheezes Movieknob as he tries to wedge his corpulent fingers into a McDonald's Large Fry Box to get the last two remaining fries that lie huddled at the bottom, shaking, awaiting their inevitable journey through the Tunnel of Unholy Oblivion (aka: Bob's esophagus.)

Wait. So Bob wants all of the immigrants to work primarily in service.
He wants people who are not of his race to serve him.
...I think you guys had a word for that once.

 

[vertexwindi]

Think he'll still be in the basement when 2000 lbs pages rolls around?

I think he'll be stuck there cause the betus will have claimed his feet.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Those would be the same jobs being shipped over to china/robots in the superior future wouldn't They?

 

[RockVolnutt]

Those would be the same jobs being shipped over to china/robots in the superior future wouldn't They?

Yes. I don't know how anyone can support automation and flooding your nation with unskilled workers without seeing how that ends.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yes. I don't know how anyone can support automation and flooding your nation with unskilled workers without seeing how that ends.

Only an obese diabetic would support that.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Only an obese diabetic would support that.

Unfortunately not, we have multiple people who can't see the issue there like Destiny. It's seems popular among people who love politics but have no critical thinking skills (unless they're lying about some part of it).

 

[Done]

Bob is so unoriginal, even his oft-described Superior Future is essentially Hitler-era Germany meets WALL-E.

 

[Bungleboy]

Bob is so unoriginal, even his oft-described Superior Future is essentially Hitler-era Germany meets WALL-E.

Adolf Eatler

Joseph Gobbles

Burrito Mussolini

Portly Pinochet

Pol Pot Belly

Diabetes Duvalier

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I wonder how Bob became such a lolcow when JonTron and even AllieRX weren't even considered.

The latter being someone I've known and followed since 2007, he did a real neat twist on the "Angry Gaming" scene, but has this weird voice that makes him sound like he is always drunk.

 

[Gordon Cole]

And whose fault was that?

A cow crossover with Diamanda Hagan.

Well, I guess Sweet Dreams, Bound for Glory and Great Balls of Fire! can go fuck themselves.

"I don't want Disney to own everything, except when I want to spite people I don't like."

Aren't you degrading enough mediums?

"Professionally jealous."

Well, can't wait to get sick of this too.

Nothing but hits, Bob.

His praise for Chinese action movies unnerves me and should unnerve you all.

You say that every time you pull into the McDonald's too?

 

[Mola Ram]

I used to watch That Guy With the Glasses. No one else on Channel Loathsome; just him. I really wasn't aware of all the other weird drama that goes on over there. Most of the time I couldn't understand why, because I found him generally irritating and not very insightful. It was the appearance of Diamanda Hagan that made me sit up and ask what the fuck I was doing with my life.

Bob: interacting with Diamanda Hagan is not a sign of mental wellness.

Also, love the nonsense about how only cult of personality types can get past Koch money, when Hillary! pissed away over a billion dollars blowing what should have been an easy layup election. He still doesn't understand 2016 and I doubt he ever well.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

And whose fault was that?
A cow crossover with Diamanda Hagan.
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Check out that last tweet about Obama "pretending" not to support gay marriage. He tried saying the same thing about Hillary once ages ago. Bob is so thick in the head he doesn't realize that the reason his favored politicians change their opinions is because they have no principles and not some master 5D underwater Backgammon play.

 

[Mola Ram]

Check out that last tweet about Obama "pretending" not to support gay marriage. He tried saying the same thing about Hillary once ages ago. Bob is so thick in the head he doesn't realize that the reason his favored politicians change their opinions is because they have no principles and not some master 5D underwater Backgammon play.

Ehhhh...there's pretty good evidence that Obama straight up lied about his stance on gay marriage. Something about supporting it in 2004 or 2005 only to turn around on the campaign trail and claim to be against it.

Doesn't change your essential point, of course. Lying with ease is a hallmark of having no principles. It's just rare to see someone so at ease with it.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He still doesn't understand 2016 and I doubt he ever well.

It astonishes me how a state that hosts such venerated institutions like Harvard and MIT produced a deluded imbecile like Bob.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

It astonishes me how a state that hosts such venerated institutions like Harvard and MIT produced a deluded imbecile like Bob.

easy, said individuals never went to those places and never had people who learned there teaching them. Not all schools are created equal after all

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I wonder how Bob became such a lolcow when JonTron and even AllieRX weren't even considered.

It's because of just how annoying he was when the entire Gamer Gate movement was at it's peak. From there he just slowly escalated his sperg overtime, with things like the 2016 election pouring gasoline on the fire.

 

[HY 140]

Adolf Eatler

Joseph Gobbles

Burrito Mussolini

Portly Pinochet

Pol Pot Belly

Diabetes Duvalier

Heimlich Heart failure

 

[RockVolnutt]

Heimlich Heart failure

Fat