Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Butta Face Lopez]

"Full time irritant to overly serious people of ALL political stripes."

Literally the only accurate word in that portion is "irritant." Dude is so "overly serious" that he cannot comprehend anyone with different politics and flat out wishes they would die.

But yes again, he is irritating.

 

[Flexo]

Has anyone ever read his bio on that old blogger site he stopped using a year ago? How's he an "independent filmmaker"? Why does he feel the need to include what his sexuality and zodiac sign is? Is he really serious about the censorship and political stripes comment? Because if he is, that's simply laughable on a new level for MovieBob.

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Yeah, I had waaaaay back on page 676. There's probably a joke somewhere about him repeating himself so often now his thread is starting to. lol

 

[Mola Ram]

Yeah, I had waaaaay back on page 676. There's probably a joke somewhere about him repeating himself so often now his thread is starting to. lol

What's amazing about that is that we've produced over 330 pages in less than 6 months. I feel ashamed that he's that interesting.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

What's amazing about that is that we've produced over 330 pages in less than 6 months. I feel ashamed that he's that interesting.

The term is mockable since he's as interesting as hearing a badly written MG villain give a monolgue, and poorly acted along the way.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Sperging about Space X.

You really wanna come at Trump for his weight?

Or his hair?

The fuck kind of potato version of Premiere do you use?

And believe it or not, the dumbest thing he said today.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

We should eliminate starvation.

Except in bigoted failed states. Those niggos cracking open albino skulls looking for gold needs to get their grind on.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"Damn Handegg and Donal Trump! Where the fuck is my startrek future so I can finally live in a holodeck sex sim where I bang princess peach and eat pizza all day? Obviously, this isn't happening because everyone isn't as useful to society or as smart as I am."

***Spends all day in brothers basement from crippling diabetes and continues to rant on twitter.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

Sperging about Space X.
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You really wanna come at Trump for his weight?
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Or his hair?
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The fuck kind of potato version of Premiere do you use?
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And believe it or not, the dumbest thing he said today.
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Bob "certain people shouldn't vote because they are stupid and don't agree with me who is obviously a superior genius and advocate for supposedly intellectual discussion and eugenics" Chipman didn't know that Panda BEARS were bears until I guess somebody told him.

*slow clap* I don't even have the words for this. Every time I feel like I've heard all I can hear from Bob that is surprising he subconsciously remembers to prove me wrong.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Oh, Bob. The Internet as we know it is the product of the Cold War military buildup you hate so much. Then again, it's too much to ask him to open a history book.

 

[The Nothingness]

Does Bob know koala are not actually bears?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You really wanna come at Trump for his weight?
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Christ, he’s like a kid that gets mad when someone he hates like the same thing he does.
“NOOOOOOOOOOO! You’re not allowed to like this, you big poopyhead meanie!”

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Oh, Bob. The Internet as we know it is the product of the Cold War military buildup you hate so much. Then again, it's too much to ask him to open a history book.

This further proves that Blob is ignorant. Why live in ignorance when you can go out and have fun? Oh wait, Blob hates fun, and he can't get out of the basement.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Oh, Bob. The Internet as we know it is the product of the Cold War military buildup you hate so much. Then again, it's too much to ask him to open a history book.

I think someone once confroted his space sperging by pointing out that the Cold War is what got us to the moon. I remember Bob making some lame excuse, but I don't recall the specifics.

 

[Positron]

"If one kid looks at a rocket and feel hope and get inspired to better themselves through science, then it is worth whatever it takes to make it happen."

So if one kid looks at Trumps proposed Wall and "get inspired" to better themselves so he can be a master architect, then we should build the Wall shouldn't we?

"To make people feel inspired" is the lamest excuse of doing something; only art school wannabes swear by it. But then as I said some time ago, Bobby has a romantic concept about science.

And believe it or not, the dumbest thing he said today.
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The Giant Panda was assigned to the bear family more than 20 years ago.

 

[HY 140]

why does he refer to himself in the third person though.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

What three words in that SpaceX tweet does the Fat Furher have a problem with? I can't figure out which three he hates.

Fucking Bob making me autistically go over the President's twitter...

 

[Nathanthebard]

What three words in that SpaceX tweet does the Fat Furher have a problem with? I can't figure out which three he hates.

Fucking Bob making me autistically go over the President's twitter...

I was gonna say, is he against spacex, for spacex? What the holy fuck is he saying?

 

[AnOminous]

Literally the only accurate word in that portion is "irritant." Dude is so "overly serious" that he cannot comprehend anyone with different politics and flat out wishes they would die.

It's not like the people whose politics are different are even diametrically opposed to his. He literally can't understand why everyone doesn't suck Hillary's cock. Even Bernie voters are a mystery to this fat tub of stupidity. He can't understand how anyone could possibly disagree with him in even the most minimal way.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's not like the people whose politics are different are even diametrically opposed to his. He literally can't understand why everyone doesn't suck Hillary's cock. Even Bernie voters are a mystery to this fat tub of stupidity. He can't understand how anyone could possibly disagree with him in even the most minimal way.

He is, ironically enough, a mirror image of Trump's most obnoxious supporters.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Reaching for flaws, non-Marvel Studios edition:

why does he refer to himself in the third person though.

Spoiler: Take a wild fucking guess.

Turbo :autism: