Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chiang Kai-shek]

And Moozlemen.

Irony thy name is Bob Chipman…

 

[Positron]

Someone let Bobby see this: this is how your Kingdom of Superior Future sees your Kangz.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

Do you even know what empathy is?.

No, because it's not a Mario game from the 1990s, a Marvel movie, or something regularly served with fries and a medium drink.

 

[:thinking:]

Someone let Bobby see this: this is how your Kingdom of Superior Future sees your Kangz.

Hahahahhaa!
The ethnostate of China will turn Africa into an abattoir. They’ll beg for help from Europeans after the chinamen have raped, slaughtered, and depleted everything of value in Africa.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

China had a backdoor into the African Union’s computers and was spying on them for 5 years after gifting them a new building lmfao.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I mean, up until they disagree with me, of course."

Still not getting over Bernie.

Also, shut up already fatass.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Bob, you are one of “the people”. You’re dumb as shit.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Bob, you are one of “the people”. You’re dumb as shit.

don't tell our special child that. He doesn't need to know the superior elite kill the people as they see fit

 

[Red Hood]

Wakanda isn't real, Tatooine isn't real, and the chances of Bob losing his v-card aren't real.

If you think a fictional place is "real" you absolutely deserved to made fun of. This is the kind of shit you'd get a swirly for in Elementary School.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If these stupid yokels are so easily led by the nose, why can't the super smart, well meaning and morally superior Democrats grab their ring?

Or are these superior brained politicians pulling the nose ring on a lesser set of fools and dooming themselves?

 

[BR55]

A question for all you fine Kiwis. What "Attracts" you to our beloved Blob?
Because for me personally...I am fascinated by Bob. Well when he's not pissing me off of course.
You see Bob's ideal world is border less and ruled by "Benevolent" Dictators and/or Mega Corps. But Bob isn't a Dictator or CEO in this scenario...He's one of the cog in the machine peons.
Bob doesn't want to lord over others, well at least not his fellow Superior Elite anyway, he wants to be lorded over. Thats his life's ambition. To be a vapid worthless consumerist drone who only ceases scarfing down Big Macs and watching Marvel movies to go on Twitter and praise his corporate overlords.
Despite claiming to be a Free Thinking Libertine, Bob is in fact the ultimate follower. Utterly devoted to a Black and White worldview. Never once questioning his betters. As long as his betters have a D or LLC next to their names anyway.
Plenty of people want to be in a Dictatorship...But those people want to be the rulers of such a society not the pathetic bootlicker who perfectly toes the party line.
I've thought about this way more than is healthy or Bob deserves to be though about but I'm no closer to comprehending Bob or his ideals than I was on day one.
Thats my reason for being here at least. What about you?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Why would people being racist prevent them from voting for a woman

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A question for all you fine Kiwis. What "Attracts" you to our beloved Blob?

For me, Bob is one of the smuggest assholes I have ever seen but he's done absolutely nothing to warrant the attitude. He's a fat, 40-year-old, diabetic basement dweller who makes videos on YouTube for a living. There's no chance of him ever passing on his genes and his lifestyle is incredibly unhealthy. His "job" is just yelling about movies despite having little to no actual knowledge about movies in general, let alone what actually goes into them. He's gotten fired from at least 4 jobs, 2 of which were retail jobs which you have to be utterly exceptional to be fired from and 1 of which was because he wouldn't shut his fat fucking mouth about GamerGate despite being asked nicely to stop it.

And yet he somehow thinks he's better than over half the country because he's on the right side of history. Bob is seriously one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive but he honestly, genuinely believes he's one of the smartest. That's what fascinates me; it's his utter cognitive dissonance for how dumb and fat he is yet somehow thinks he'll lead everyone to a Superior Future.

 

[:thinking:]

A question for all you fine Kiwis. What "Attracts" you to our beloved Blob?
Because for me personally...I am fascinated by Bob. Well when he's not pissing me off of course.
You see Bob's ideal world is border less and ruled by "Benevolent" Dictators and/or Mega Corps. But Bob isn't a Dictator or CEO in this scenario...He's one of the cog in the machine peons.
Bob doesn't want to lord over others, well at least not his fellow Superior Elite anyway, he wants to be lorded over. Thats his life's ambition. To be a vapid worthless consumerist drone who only ceases scarfing down Big Macs and watching Marvel movies to go on Twitter and praise his corporate overlords.
Despite claiming to be a Free Thinking Libertine, Bob is in fact the ultimate follower. Utterly devoted to a Black and White worldview. Never once questioning his betters. As long as his betters have a D or LLC next to their names anyway.
Plenty of people want to be in a Dictatorship...But those people want to be the rulers of such a society not the pathetic bootlicker who perfectly toes the party line.
I've thought about this way more than is healthy or Bob deserves to be though about but I'm no closer to comprehending Bob or his ideals than I was on day one.
Thats my reason for being here at least. What about you?

I’m just waiting for the amputations caused by diabetes.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

A question for all you fine Kiwis. What "Attracts" you to our beloved Blob?

I'm just utterly baffled at how delusional he is. I've never seen a man who not only spouts off so much stupid, contradictory shit, but is also utterly convinced that he's 100% right. It's hilarious watching him struggle to distort anything and everything to fit his idiotic worldview.

I also love his amazing lack of self awareness. He's not just stupid enough to constantly make a fool of himself, no. He is so stupid he doesn't even realize how stupid he is. The best example is that infamous picture of him dressed as Mario. It's already hilarious on its own, but the fact he actually tries to defend it makes it go past hilarious into surrealism.

And then there's the good stuff where what little of a mask he has on his crazy slips and you see how insane he is in full view. I laughed at first person shooters did 9/11 harder than I had laughed in years when I first heard it. That was simply beautiful.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

For me, Bob is one of the smuggest assholes I have ever seen but he's done absolutely nothing to warrant the attitude. He's a fat, 40-year-old, diabetic basement dweller who makes videos on YouTube for a living. There's no chance of him ever passing on his genes and his lifestyle is incredibly unhealthy. His "job" is just yelling about movies despite having little to no actual knowledge about movies in general, let alone what actually goes into them. He's gotten fired from at least 4 jobs, 2 of which were retail jobs which you have to be utterly exceptional to be fired from and 1 of which was because he wouldn't shut his fat fucking mouth about GamerGate despite being asked nicely to stop it.

And yet he somehow thinks he's better than over half the country because he's on the right side of history. Bob is seriously one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive but he honestly, genuinely believes he's one of the smartest. That's what fascinates me; it's his utter cognitive dissonance for how dumb and fat he is yet somehow thinks he'll lead everyone to a Superior Future.

Can't really put it any better than this.

The man is Dunning-Kruger's suet formation.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Are you living under a rock or something?

I also love rebutting him with his own tweets.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

A question for all you fine Kiwis. What "Attracts" you to our beloved Blob?
Because for me personally...I am fascinated by Bob. Well when he's not pissing me off of course.
You see Bob's ideal world is border less and ruled by "Benevolent" Dictators and/or Mega Corps. But Bob isn't a Dictator or CEO in this scenario...He's one of the cog in the machine peons.
Bob doesn't want to lord over others, well at least not his fellow Superior Elite anyway, he wants to be lorded over. Thats his life's ambition. To be a vapid worthless consumerist drone who only ceases scarfing down Big Macs and watching Marvel movies to go on Twitter and praise his corporate overlords.
Despite claiming to be a Free Thinking Libertine, Bob is in fact the ultimate follower. Utterly devoted to a Black and White worldview. Never once questioning his betters. As long as his betters have a D or LLC next to their names anyway.
Plenty of people want to be in a Dictatorship...But those people want to be the rulers of such a society not the pathetic bootlicker who perfectly toes the party line.
I've thought about this way more than is healthy or Bob deserves to be though about but I'm no closer to comprehending Bob or his ideals than I was on day one.
Thats my reason for being here at least. What about you?

For me it's the same reason as all cows: they behave so odd it fascinates me. You can't help but get entertainment from watching people laugh and shit on them for the stupid things they do, the stupid things they say and the stupid opinions they hold in life.

Bob stands out just because of how stupid he is.

 

[The Manglement]

A question for all you fine Kiwis. What "Attracts" you to our beloved Blob?

I love his hypocrisy. It's amazing reading his twitter feed, where someone will call him a eugenicist and he'll respond condescendingly, saying they're misrepresenting his position, then 10 minutes later he'll tweet "It's unfair to call them 'human'. They don't deserve compassion, they have made their beds and dug their own graves and I will revel in the slaughter. Middle america will run red with the blood of the obsolete"

He has so little self-awareness. He talks like a full on mustache-twirling villain, and everybody can see it but him.

 

[MarineN*423543]

I love his hypocrisy. It's amazing reading his twitter feed, where someone will call him a eugenicist and he'll respond condescendingly, saying they're misrepresenting his position, then 10 minutes later he'll tweet "It's unfair to call them 'human'. They don't deserve compassion, they have made their beds and dug their own graves and I will revel in the slaughter. Middle america will run red with the blood of the obsolete"

He has so little self-awareness. He talks like a full on mustache-twirling villain, and everybody can see it but him.

a fat autistic villain