Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

Because "Hairy, piss-yellow thumb" is just so aesthetically pleasing.
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He doesn't understand the numbers because he's a fat, ignorant fuck who has no idea what those amendments are.

The visual argument, whether or not accurate, is that once you do away with the right to bear arms under the Second Amendment, you necessarily have to get rid of the right of freedom against search and seizure under the Fourth Amendment, because you'll have to seize them. The First is a bit of a stretch, but I assume this is the standard argument that you need the Second to protect the First. Also, there goes the Fifth Amendment right not to have your property seized except with compensation and for public use. The Tenth Amendment is state's rights.

It's a fairly simple visual argument, and while I actually am a Constitutional scholar, it's not all that difficult to get.

Bob is just very ignorant.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"4th time with Black Panther..."

Jesus Christ, get a fucking hobby.

And a report from a brown noser.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

And a report from a brown noser.
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Oh hey, it’s the guy that Dobson annoyed so much he stopped being friends with him.

 

[HY 140]

4th time with Black Panther..."

man he sure is blowing a big load over this movie

 

[Gordon Cole]

man he sure is blowing a big load over this movie

Seeing a movie twice in the theater is whatever. Seeing it four times by yourself in the theater is pure :autism:.

 

[HY 140]

Seeing a movie twice in the theater is okay. Seeing it four times by yourself in the theater is pure :autism:.

i'l be suprised if bob doesnt take up half the theater

 

[The Nothingness]

i'l be suprised if bob doesnt take up half the theater

All those potential black viewers who were not able to attend that showing

 

[Flexo]

Random twitter moment that made me laugh.

 

[Red Hood]

Seeing a movie twice in the theater is whatever. Seeing it four times by yourself in the theater is pure :autism:.

Well he has to. To quote Weird Al, "When I'm going to the movies/I take up seven rows!"

Look. Bob and pals going on about how small towns and rural America suck? You must live in some pretty fucking gentrified parts of the urban centers. You're not a real city dweller until you've turned a blind eye to a crime being committed because you don't want to get yourself attacked. Say what you will about the sticks and suburbia, but if you step in shit in the middle of Texas the guy that took that shit isn't usually ten feet away waving his dick at passerby.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, I guess it's convenient for him to love his grandparents again.

"They don't count when I'm trying to make a point."

Bob, the one thing you're not is a tard wrangler.

Well, I wish I was comfy enough to worry about shit like this.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Because "Hairy, piss-yellow thumb" is just so aesthetically pleasing.
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I love how Bob and people like him can't think of any actual arguments against graphics like this, so they just go "hurr durr the art design's bad!" like that invalidates the point it's trying to make. hbomberguy pulls this shit all the time too.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob doesn't give a shit about any part of the Constitution unless it's momentarily convenient to him. He just likes the Amendments it's popular to like...unless they apply to dudebros, Obsolete Wasteland America, or anyone that's not a crypto fascist with a hard on for the jackboot.

 

[Positron]

Citizen of the world.
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Ahem, totalitarianism is incompatible with arena rock.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Because "Hairy, piss-yellow thumb" is just so aesthetically pleasing.
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And he wonders why he gets shit on whenever he opens his mouth.
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His avatar has always reminded me of Piss Christ.

 

[thismanlies]

And he wonders why he gets shit on whenever he opens his mouth.

It amazes me that the people who advocate for the destruction of our civil liberties never take into account that they're not the ones making the rules.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It amazes me that the people who advocate for the destruction of our civil liberties never take into account that they're not the ones making the rules.

> We need the government to take away guns from people. The government will never steal your rights.
> REEEEEESIST! TRUMP IS A DICTATOR!

Pick one.

 

[Positron]

> We need the government to take away guns from people. The government will never steal your rights.
> REEEEEESIST! TRUMP IS A DICTATOR!

Pick one.

It is only a dictatorship when the target is a bad target.

 

[Jack Awful]

> We need the government to take away guns from people. The government will never steal your rights.
> REEEEEESIST! TRUMP IS A DICTATOR!

Pick one.

The depressing thing is how many people have this opinion.
"The police is full of racists who abuse their power and gun down innocent black people just cuz they like killing minorities!"
and
"Civilians don't need guns cuz the police can protect us!"
Oh, and a third one that just popped up after the Florida shooting:
"How were the mutliple deputies who sat outside the school doing nothing while that guy was slaughtering children supposed to protect them? People aren't good in life or death situations!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

Projecting with Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

I like how "semi-automatic" is now supposed to be scary, like it's not the most common firing mechanism in the world.