Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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RockVolnutt said:
He's delusional enough to think he's "young" and the Superior Future is inevitable no matter how much the "Obsolete" delay it for "Americans Who Matter".
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Well for one Bob isn't a American who matter. He doesn't have the motivation or work ethic to put in effort contributing to society and helping fix America's problems. The only thing Bob has done along with the SJWs is fuck up the Democrat Party and ruining art because the entire entertainment industry is pandering to their bullshit.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
Well, all your ideas are terrible so...hard pass.
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Time to introduce you to Monica Castillo, or as I like to call her "Cubano Lindsay".
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And even God hates Beantown.
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Who the hell is Monica Castillo?
 
I saw BP the other night. Friends wanted to see it, Tuesday is cheap ticket day, whatever let's just do this.

Bought tickets about half an hour before show time. Five minutes later they were sold out. Theater was fucking mobbed. Girl working concessions said it's been like this since the movie opened.

I give it a 6.5 out of 10. Better than the first 2 Thor movies, but I thought antman was better. It was pretty generic, thought it was weird hearing people refer to white people as 'coloniser' but whatever. I visibly cringed at "WHAT ARE THOSE?!", Never put memes in a movie. Some bad cg at points.

Oh yeah, there's also a scene where a group of muscular black men start hooting and shouting like gorillas. That part was uncomfortable.

It's definitely not "black lord of the rings and black star wars". There also shouldn't be a black star wars and a black lord of the rings. They should try to make their own shit, to push past it, not set the bar so low a "ground breaking movie" is just a generic action film.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Well for one Bob isn't a American who matter. He doesn't have the motivation or work ethic to put in effort contributing to society and helping fix America's problems. The only thing Bob has done along with the SJWs is fuck up the Democrat Party and ruining art because the entire entertainment industry is pandering to their bullshit.


Who the hell is Monica Castillo?
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A movie critic that Bob thirsts over and retweets all the goddamn time.
 
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iafiv said:
Is Bob taking any drugs?Out of curiosity have any rumours ever surfaced about some drug habit?
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To paraphrase The Office, "I don't think Bob has ever used drugs...I don't think anyone has ever offered him drugs."

Honestly, getting drugs would need a supplier. Unless Chris is funneling Bob PCP or coke, I don't see him leaving the basement much. But I don't doubt he drinks. You can stay that fat on fast food alone, but booze helps.

Plissken said:
how in FUCK does anyone who is movie savvy NOT know who james dean is? I can understand your average movie goer not knowing, since he's been dead for more than 60 years, but he is one of the better actors for coming of age movies back then.

I bet you money that he doesn't know who Steve McQueen is either. (Main character in The Great Escape, for those who don't know.). Hell, he probably doesn't even know David Carradine beyond Kill Bill (For martial arts enthusiasts, there was a TV series simply known as Kung Fu, about a wandering Shaolin Monk. It's really great, I'd highly recommend it)
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You don't even need to watch a whole lot of films to know James Dean's filmography. Dean was in like...what, 5 movies before his untimely death? Naturalistic acting wasn't a new thing (see Bogart- stylized but usually down to earth) but Dean brought a lot of attention to it, plus he had the youthful and rebellious image. He was cool enough that people are still imitating his style.

But Bob HAS no style. No one that would wear a t-shirt with a suit jacket outside of an episode of Miami Vice has style. I have little doubt that Bob has no clue who Steve McQueen is, since Bullitt isn't a capeshit film and The Great Escape isn't an escape from the Star Wars prison camp.

nlanpro said:
Going:offtopic: For a moment, Pardon my ignorance when I ask with all honesty to her..
I never heard of her in anyway, shape, or form. It seems we are looking to nobodies apparently unless someone corrects me.
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She's a pair of tits Bob thinks he'll get to see if he RTs her enough.
 
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Just a heads up, Bob's probably going to gloat that Maria Contras-Sweet as bought the Weinstein Company and will install a women's majority board in and will change its name.

Anyone want to bet that the new company will flop hard due to the association with the scandal under its former name?

The Wwwyzzerdd said:
I saw BP the other night. Friends wanted to see it, Tuesday is cheap ticket day, whatever let's just do this.

Bought tickets about half an hour before show time. Five minutes later they were sold out. Theater was fucking mobbed. Girl working concessions said it's been like this since the movie opened.

I give it a 6.5 out of 10. Better than the first 2 Thor movies, but I thought antman was better. It was pretty generic, thought it was weird hearing people refer to white people as 'coloniser' but whatever. I visibly cringed at "WHAT ARE THOSE?!", Never put memes in a movie. Some bad cg at points.

Oh yeah, there's also a scene where a group of muscular black men start hooting and shouting like gorillas. That part was uncomfortable.

It's definitely not "black lord of the rings and black star wars". There also shouldn't be a black star wars and a black lord of the rings. They should try to make their own shit, to push past it, not set the bar so low a "ground breaking movie" is just a generic action film.
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I felt the same, though I would give it a 5/10, the weakest of the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies. The film's potential was killed by the very disappointing action scenes that lacked tension and serious stakes and there was WAY too much humor that downplayed the political commentary the film was going for. Killmonger was a step up from the cookie-cutter MCU villains and was brilliantly played by Michael B. Jordan.

I think this movie though will be the final high point of the Marvel Cinematic Universe as I predict that Infinity War will be the film that finally shows the Marvel Cinematic Universe jumping the shark, though it'll soon happen after Disney buys Fox for no fucking reason other than to have the X-Men rights back.
 
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Even fat people can get into relationships with eachother. Bob's issues go so much deeper

Like you know, the fact that he probably fantasizes about being mario and fucking princess peach.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Just a heads up, Bob's probably going to gloat that Maria Contras-Sweet as bought the Weinstein Company and will install a women's majority board in and will change its name.

Anyone want to bet that the new company will flop hard due to the association with the scandal under its former name?
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Why not change it to something catchy, but not directly mentioning the Weinstein name? Something like...I don't know...let's say "Bathrobe Films". As if a women's majority board is any indication abuse won't continue under the new banner.

It's Hollywood. Sexual deviancy there is like calling Bostonians cocksuckers as a New Yorker. You don't know why you do it, it's just so ingrained in the culture that you never question it.
 
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The Shadow said:
Why not change it to something catchy, but not directly mentioning the Weinstein name? Something like...I don't know...let's say "Bathrobe Films". As if a women's majority board is any indication abuse won't continue under the new banner.

It's Hollywood. Sexual deviancy there is like calling Bostonians cocksuckers as a New Yorker. You don't know why you do it, it's just so ingrained in the culture that you never question it.
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Well the new name of the company will be associated with the scandal and their involvement.
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
Who the hell is Monica Castillo?
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A woman with a substantial rack apparently. That's enough for your meatbags nowadays.

The Wwwyzzerdd said:
It's definitely not "black lord of the rings and black star wars". There also shouldn't be a black star wars and a black lord of the rings. They should try to make their own shit, to push past it, not set the bar so low a "ground breaking movie" is just a generic action film.
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:offtopic:But I legit would be interested in seeing what someone could do with a fantasy epic drawn from Africa myths and styles. Given some of the Egypt myths I've read, it would probably be trippy AF.

nlanpro said:
Nobody in their damn mind would date the fatass.
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I used to say that too - then I started reading other kiwi threads. Now I'm wondering if we could actually be a dating service for lolcows. Maybe Dobson and Bob can finally be the gay couple of their dreams (Bob would fit the inflation fetish).

The Shadow said:
It's Hollywood. Sexual deviancy there is like calling Bostonians cocksuckers as a New Yorker. You don't know why you do it, it's just so ingrained in the culture that you never question it.
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What do you mean nobody knows why you do it? It's a town where the most attractive people from around the world gather, ready and willing to do ANYTHING for a chance. It's so obvious - inevitable even - why they do it it's no surprise that actors were have been considered little better than whores (if not literal whores) across cultures and times.
 
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The Wwwyzzerdd said:
I honestly think Bob is in love with Mario.
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Only insomuch that he thinks he should be Mario. I'm not sure Bob wants to fuck Mario, but he does want to be Mario. Thats why the whole truth about Mario growing up in the mushroom kingdom shattered his mind. He can't be Mario if Mario isn't from like, the real world!
 
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The Wwwyzzerdd said:
I honestly think Bob is in love with Mario.
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This is from the guy on the First Person Shooters did 9/11 stream. Draw your own conclusions.
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