Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I would, given that despite not being a big fan of using cows as characters, a weird douche like Bob would work as a dictator. Seriously, compare his autism to someone like Kim Jong Il or Enver Hoxha and you will immediately know that lolcows can be dictators too.
Have the antagonist hover around in a chair and when you fight him make him have spider legs.
 
I would, given that despite not being a big fan of using cows as characters, a weird douche like Bob would work as a dictator. Seriously, compare his autism to someone like Kim Jong Il or Enver Hoxha and you will immediately know that lolcows can be dictators too.

Bob as a dictator in a game is a rather interesting though. What would you use as the stand in for gamergate and mario though?
 
Bob as a dictator in a game is a rather interesting though. What would you use as the stand in for gamergate and mario though?
The Luminaries for the former (basically disaffected engineers and scientists who disagree with his Lysenko tier politicized science and how society is slowly collapsing), and Jumpman, an old holovid superhero from the Thinker's youth that he sees as the ideal person and who he identifies with and as.

And yes, he has worked the creator of Jumpman to death for his amusement, and then kept his mind on life-support to continue even through death.

Other quirks include a Lunar Insurgency (Obsolete farmers tired of supplying earth it's food stores), and a personal cult that the Thinker is pushing that splices himself, Jumpman, and transhuman thoughts.

I am not shitting you when I say I can see what a Chipman style future would look like.
 
You could easily run Bob's Superior Future in Eclipse Phase. The whole setting is a post scarcity future with tons of factions all running around. I could easily see Bob as running a small cult like dictatorship of only Harpies (people whose bodies are heavily modified to be extremely beautiful and charismatic) and bar all Olympians (super atheletes basically) from entering.

Then give the players a multitude of reasons to blow it up.
 
A great example: the "turn all of New York state into Manhattan" shit. That entire idea was thoroughly ripped to shreds by @LordKaT on an episode of his podcast awhile back. It was not only pointed out just how many problems arise from this idea if it was a reality, but how impossible it was for that concept to actually become a reality in the first place.

The most obvious is, of course, that it would wreck a number of already strained aquifers, fucking over not only New York itself but anyone else depending on them.
 
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I immediately thought of Bob today as I read Jerry Brown, Governor of California, call his state "the engine of the economy" in response to the Department of Justice's lawsuit over its sanctuary city status :story:
 
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The first 11 minutes of this sum up people like Bob pretty well.

After Annihilation and Blade Runner 2049 I can't help but think that big budget films of "real" quality will be few and far between. I guess I can't blame producers for not making them when audiences by and large don't seem interested. What a pity for the rest of us.

Also to add on to what they said about woman in the film. The MeToo crowd is not talking about Annihilation because it doesn't fit their narrative. How are they supposed to bitch and whine about lack of roles for women anymore if there's actually roles for women.
 
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If it makes Bob feel better, I think his idea is absolutely hilarious and I agree with him on wanting to see what would happen if Meme-Man went after vidya. It legitimately would be a learning experience in seeing how people react to it. You could easily point out who's just an ideologue using the medium by how they react in such a situation.

Yes, I support Bob Chipman in this.
 
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Both Hillary and Trump were anti-violent games way before the election, so either way we were fucked.

The only difference is if Hillary was president and denouncing games, Bob and co. would be agreeing that video games cause shootings. Instead we got them defending games just to go against Trump (and you can see how badly he wants to stick it to those dang gamers, but can't because then he'd be siding with Drumpf, so he falls back on the "it'll hurt the industry" excuse), even though they've been saying how sexist and violent games are for the last 5 years.
 
I don't know how you can make a movie worse than Ready Player One, but Bob will find a way.
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Mental gymnastics over A Wrinkle in Time.
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Oh God, another Lisa Simpson fan.
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Are we like 100% sure he's not gay?
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I don't know how you can make a movie worse than Ready Player One, but Bob will find a way.
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Him touching that film would be a horrible SJW propaganda for Sarkessian, and Wu. Demonizing gamers, and painting them like bad guys. Yeah, that's not bound to get rejected.

Mental gymnastics over A Wrinkle in Time.
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I want to see TRY defend the movie once he sees it, and forced to say the honest, god forsaken truth about it. If he hates it to the point of looking like a absolute dumbass. Since we will know when he's gonna be a dishonest piece of shit.
 
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