Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh shit, I remember this one. It's not Bob though, considering that this is in Ohio, not his beloved Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwston.

That chef's ego though I think parallels with Bob's.

 

[LN 910]

I've been referring to ready player one as "The boatloads movie" because if you look in the trailer with the big battle scene you can see the battletoads. It's just normal everyday autism

Read Player Battletoads Two.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Read Player Battletoads Two.

why does player battletoads two sound like some gamer screen name that might be used in the movie?

 

[LN 910]

xxxZitzxxx

 

[The Nothingness]

If it isn't on the coast, it's obsolete, according to this bloated bag of shit. Despite the fact that there are Wikipedia categories for culture of all fifty states.

And when he refers to coastal states, it is either all of the West Coast or the Northeast Coast because you know Bob only gives a damn about coastal states like Virginia or North Carolina if they are the major metropolitan areas that are more "evolved" than the rural places (might as well scratch off South Carolina and Georgia even if they are on the coast too).

 

[GS 281]

Someone in this thread needs to stop being autistic. I won't point fingers, but you know who you are.

 

[Flexo]

And here I thought it was some bargain bin direct to dvd movie. Thanks for the heads up. Might want to change boatloads to battletoads though

Actually i think "boatloads movie" may be the more fitting name for RP1.

 

[Five Star Man]

When's the latest time MovieBlob has posted a picture or selfie? I'm curious about how fat he is.

 

[Brother Wind]

I wonder, has Moviebob ever actually listened to one of Donald Trump's speeches? Because they aren't the slew of ethnic slurs and hatred Moviebob thinks they are. Donald actually brags about the record lows of poverty and crime among minorities (particularly black people) that have been caused thanks to his policies. Donald's food box program (replacing food stamps) and Section 8 welfare cuts have been extremely positively received in predominantly black neighborhoods for de-incentivizing bad behavior used to gain welfare benefits.

On another note, in January, my mother went to Africa for two weeks and used her nursing skills to heal young African children suffering from disabilities, not getting the support they needed for their unique challenges and becoming social pariahs. Moviebob, on the other hand, went to see a movie. And then sperged about it on Twitter for the entirety of February like he had just led the Civil Rights Movement or something.

Oh shit guys Press Secy. Sanders is on the farm!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

When's the latest time MovieBlob has posted a picture or selfie? I'm curious about how fat he is.

Your face will burn from looking how atrocious the sperging manbaby is.

 

[Zaryiu]

Given how Bob has endlessly raged against Ready Player One, I now want this film to be a raging financial and critical success so that it will really stick in the tubby bastard's craw.

I rather they both implode under the pressure of their failure

 

[Gordon Cole]

These are healthy things to say.

TIL Bob views "ur dum" comments as harassment.

Diabetes.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Diabetes.
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The diabetes is almost rivaled by how funny it is that now factories shutting down bothers him and he's not ranting about how it's proof that they are Obsolete and will be replaced by Superior 21st century candy.

 

[Milton Friedman's Protege]

Well who knows, maybe all the U.S. confectioneries will close up shop.

 

[Doctor Stan]

When's the latest time MovieBlob has posted a picture or selfie? I'm curious about how fat he is.

Lookin alright so far, think he's down about 10 pounds.

The diabetes is almost rivaled by how funny it is that now factories shutting down bothers him and he's not ranting about how it's proof that they are Obsolete and will be replaced by Superior 21st century candy.

That's what really surprises me, he's not saying "Ah look at these ghouls having to get with the times!"
The old racetrack would be a decent place to put something, it's taking up so much space for nothing, and it's been shut down for a while. Not as bad as the old track in Brockton that's like rotting a stones throw from the RMV. Go Brockton!

 

[Null]

@neural has provided a replacement OP for this thread.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Pussy.

Isn't "007" already kind of implied to be a legacy designation?

Spoken like a true friend.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Spoken like a true friend.
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I love how whenever anyone calls him a eugenicist, he makes absolutely no attempt to explain why he isn't. Almost like he realises they have a point.

 

[Red Hood]

Pussy.


Spoken like a true friend.
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I would expect that being friend(o)s with Bob would require some explanation. Like the person is exceptional; or maybe lobotomized. Bob is just so...unpleasant. Everything about him.

 

[Mola Ram]

Pussy.
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Isn't "007" already kind of implied to be a legacy designation?
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Spoken like a true friend.
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One of my favorite things about Bob --

Ok, that phrasing doesn't really work.

One of the most intriguing things about Bob is that he can spew vile garbage 25 hours a day; insult, dismiss, or otherwise condemn to doom half the country; clearly believes his weaving of withering putdowns should earn him a place at the Algonquin Round Table ... and yet he is soooooo sensitive to the mildest of rebukes. IT'S BLOCKSVILLE, FRIENDO.