Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Lensherr said:
He probably gets all his information on them from the Jurassic Park movies.
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Well those movies are highly inaccurate when it comes to depicting dinosaurs. While a huge fan of the movies, I wouldn't get my dino information from them.
 
Bob would do it as he is too lazy to his own research and read some books on the subject.
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
Well those movies are highly inaccurate when it comes to depicting dinosaurs. While a huge fan of the movies, I wouldn't get my dino information from them.
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Even nine year old me understood that, which is probably more than you can say about 37 (?) year old Blob.
 
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Is it really their fault if scientists confused deinonychus for velociraptors?
 
RockVolnutt said:
Correct me if I'm wrong because I've never seen Ilsa and don't plan to but what I'm seeing says it's about some Nazi lady who rapes her prisoners and kills them after they ejaculate. Perhaps Bob is hoping some alt-right lady gets desperate enough to (try) pin his 400 pound body down.
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And you are correct. Ilsa is a feared warden at a death camp who rapes prisoners and kills them after they ejaculate. Her goal is to prove that women can endure more pain and suffering than men, thus allowing women to fight on the front lines.
 
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A Random said:
Is it really their fault if scientists confused deinonychus for velociraptors?
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From Wikipedia, "Crichton met with the discoverer of Deinonychus, John Ostrom, several times at Yale University to discuss details of the animal's possible range of behaviors and appearance. Crichton at one point apologetically told Ostrom that he had decided to use the name Velociraptor in place of Deinonychus because the former name was "more dramatic". According to Ostrom, Crichton stated that the Velociraptor of the novel was based on Deinonychus in almost every detail, and that only the name had been changed" (Wikipedia).
 
That's on Crichton, fair. I was more talking the film staff as a whole. That, and I remember my family having magazines on dinosaurs a little earlier than that, where they had the velociraptor and the deinonychus look exactly alike, and that was supposed to be educational stuff for kids.
 
You guys know how Bob is obsessed over Black Panther? Has he listen to the soundtrack? Because there’s a lot of rap and R&B in it but I’m not sure sure if it his musical taste.
 
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The Nothingness said:
No tribal music from Wakanda :\
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Because it doesn't exist?

He could listen to some real African music if he wanted to. I could even recommend some stuff. Of course, he won't listen to anything outside of his little bubble. It might challenge him.
 
Pokemonquistador said:
Bob is the only person I know who'd suffer an existential crisis after seeing a dead mall. You can't advocate for a superior "increased efficiency" future and expect your childhood world to remain forever, Bob. (Just think about how many Chinese peasant workers each generic Big Box Retailer with a toy section is supporting! And the vast majority of those Toy R Us workers who have to look for new jobs, - I bet they were mediocre white people! ) Bob should be crowing about this winning scenario, but because it just happens to hit him in the nostalgia feels, suddenly it's a bad thing that must be lamented over.

And wouldn't it just be a terrible thing if Bob had a heart attack while walking though a decaying mall which closed soon afterwards, and Bob's spirit was forced to haunt it until the day years later when it was liquidated and torn down?
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A lot of Bob's ideas revolve around a simple motto: "Everything I like should live, anything else shouldn't", all the rest is all window dressing to make the above statement sound sophisticated.
 
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Furina said:
Because it doesn't exist?

He could listen to some real African music if he wanted to. I could even recommend some stuff. Of course, he won't listen to anything outside of his little bubble. It might challenge him.
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I would also think Bob would also hate Hard Rock and Heavy Metal music since it appeals to most "dudebros", as Bob describes them. One sub-genre I think Bob would really hate as well is Nu-Metal, which is Korn, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, and Linkin Park (the good version with Hybrid Theory and Meterioa).
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
I would also think Bob would also hate Hard Rock and Heavy Metal music since it appeals to most "dudebros", as Bob describes them. One sub-genre I think Bob would really hate as well is Nu-Metal, which is Korn, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, and Linkin Park (the good version with Hybrid Theory and Meterioa).
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Heavy metal definitely seems to be too heavy and "barbaric" for his tastes. Too aggressive and too driven. Even nu-metal would be too macho and testosterone filled for Bobby boy. I really have no idea what he'd enjoy. Easy pop maybe? Just stick to the Top 40 and hope it doesn't get too far from basic?
 
Furina said:
Heavy metal definitely seems to be too heavy and "barbaric" for his tastes. Too aggressive and too driven. Even nu-metal would be too macho and testosterone filled for Bobby boy. I really have no idea what he'd enjoy. Easy pop maybe? Just stick to the Top 40 and hope it doesn't get too far from basic?
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He seems to be more of a Top 40 type of a guy considering his personality. He probably listens to Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and Imagine Dragons.

Speaking of rock, did you guys remember The Avengers 2012 having a Hard Rock soundtrack featuring Soundgarden, Five Finger Death Punch, and Shinedown? Since it's a Hard Rock soundtrack to a MCU movie, I wonder if Bob listened to it or not.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
He seems to be more of a Top 40 type of a guy considering his personality. He probably listens to Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and Imagine Dragons.

Speaking of rock, did you guys remember The Avengers 2012 having a Hard Rock soundtrack featuring Soundgarden, Five Finger Death Punch, and Shinedown? Since it's a Hard Rock soundtrack to a MCU movie, I wonder if Bob listened to it or not.
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Probably did given his massive hardon for marvel and disney
 
Bob's taste in music is something of an enigma. He's been on the record as wanting more poppy end credits songs a la "My Heart Will Go On" and "All The Stars", while also saying that some SNL sketch "redeemed" Nickelback. If I had to guess, he mostly listens to 80s music and soundtracks to movies and old vidya.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
The TV shows had some multiverse crossover where they came across a new universe where the Nazis won during WW2. The version of Supergirl there goes by "Overgirl" and Bob wanted her to be more like "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS".

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be still my beating heart
 
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