Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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I see this situation as God telling Bob to get a real job.
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RockVolnutt said:
No, he thinks 1337 hackers gave him a virus to make his computer mine bitcoin for them. He's....not that bright.
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I see. Bob is entering the paranoia phase of his mental illness.
Good. the sooner the people bring him to the mental ward, the better.
Who knows. Perhaps they decide that for the "superior" future, that sterilisation of his testicales is mandatory.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
I see this situation as God telling Bob to get a real job.
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2 things come to mind...
1. Dear lord the hilarity of Bob likely having to take his "editing rig" to Best Buy and the Geek Squad is spectacular given his work history with and hatred of the Big Box Electronic stores. (I've never been sure if he worked at Circuit City or Best Buy)
2. Can you imagine the "fun" things those poor technichians will find on Bob's computer? "sure Bob the 900 Gb of CP absolutely must have been put there by the bit coin mining hacker. We believe you! Hello FBI..."
 
RodgerDodger said:
1. Dear lord the hilarity of Bob likely having to take his "editing rig" to Best Buy and the Geek Squad is spectacular given his work history with and hatred of the Big Box Electronic stores. (I've never been sure if he worked at Circuit City or Best Buy)
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It was Best Buy.
 
Anyone see Moviebob's Pacific Rim 2 review? The beginning is hilarious. He belts out a bunch of butchered Mandarin in hopes to get back pats from Chinese viewers. How would the Chinese viewers actually react to this? They would probably think the "stereotypical fat American gaijin hamburger" with an advertisement on his shirt would be hilarious. If Bob's videos aren't banned in China that is.

Who do you think Moviebob's fanbase is anyway? How many non-English speaking foreigners or women do you think watch him? There's a lesson to be learned here- find out who's paying, and don't listen to the voices of non-customers.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
I see this situation as God telling Bob to get a real job.
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Oh lord, could anyone imagine what an job interview with Bob would be like? The poor bastard would probably get earful about Bob describes himself as, "intellectually superior to those submental, obsolescent ghouls from Sisterbang, Whitesylvania that voted Trump" when asked about his qualifications. Needless to say that Bob is psychologically unsuited for any kind of employment.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
Wow, even the people behind Night in the Woods want nothing to do with Bob.
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Oh, I imagine Bob truly has enough awareness to know that he is disliked. He will never have enough self-awareness to know why: he is an angry, egocentric asshat with delusions of grandeur. Frankly, Bob strikes me as the kind of "friend" who is a patronizing tool because he believes that he is the smartest person in the room and that "compromise" is a one-way street where he gets what he wants at the expense of everyone else. As far as intimate relationships go, I can easily see him as manipulative and emotionally abusive to any potential partner.
 
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Jetpack Himmler said:
Oh, I imagine Bob truly has enough awareness to know that he is disliked. He will never have enough self-awareness to know why: he is an angry, egocentric asshat with delusions of grandeur. Frankly, Bob strikes me as the kind of "friend" who is a patronizing tool because he believes that he is the smartest person in the room and that "compromise" is a one-way street where he gets what he wants at the expense of everyone else. As far as intimate relationships go, I can easily see him as manipulative and emotionally abusive to any potential partner.
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Fortunately, we can take solace in the fact that due to his appearance, living accommodations, his career choice, and most importantly his attitude, will never get to even touch a woman in an intimate way.
 
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