Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Flexo said:
What kind of trouble is going to be in f'ing boston???

Actually I can imagine it now.

"I've been shot!"
*car screeches to a halt - door opens*
"Don't worry, citizen. It is I, Bob Chipman, here to help you."
"Somebody shoot me again!"
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And is bob either wearing a captain america or mario costume? It obviously can't be superman
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
I'm not sure what's worse; being caught in a mass shooting, or being rescued by Bob.
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I love how this one Tweet is the near embodiment of Slavitivism as we know even if Bob had peak health he wouldn't be there as Bob doesn't really care about these issues, but wants to get the appearance of caring for the Blue Checkmark Butt Brigade.
 
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Flexo said:
What kind of trouble is going to be in f'ing boston???

Actually I can imagine it now.

"I've been shot!"
*car screeches to a halt - door opens*
"Don't worry, citizen. It is I, Bob Chipman, here to help you."
"Somebody shoot me again!"
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I'll do one better by imagining a scenario Bob shows up to save Sarah Connor in the Tech Noir scene from The Terminator dressed in his Mario costume. He utters the famous line, "Come with me if you want to live." Sarah takes one look at him decides to let the T-800 kill her instead having Bob as her saviour (and that of humanity's.)

Skynet wins, but I don't think @Flexo would complain. ;)
 
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"lonely boy keyboard warriors"
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I sincerely doubt he gets as many emails as he claims.
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Jetpack Himmler said:
I'll do one better by imagining a scenario Bob shows up to save Sarah Connor in the Tech Noir scene from The Terminator dressed in his Mario costume. He utters the famous line, "Come with me if you want to live." Sarah takes one look at him decides to let the T-800 kill her instead having Bob as her saviour (and that of humanity's.)

Skynet wins, but I don't think @Flexo would complain. ;)
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he would go down in a second in a fight with the T-800. Too big of a target.
 
Jetpack Himmler said:
I'll do one better by imagining a scenario Bob shows up to save Sarah Connor in the Tech Noir scene from The Terminator dressed in his Mario costume. He utters the famous line, "Come with me if you want to live." Sarah takes one look at him decides to let the T-800 kill her instead having Bob as her saviour (and that of humanity's.)

Skynet wins, but I don't think @Flexo would complain. ;)
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Foltest said:
he would go down in a second in a fight with the T-800. Too big of a target.
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What people don't realize is that the movies lie. Skynet never launched nukes, she just started to broadcast Bob unfiltered to everybody's devices (TVs, phones, etc) causing mass suicides.

We tried to make the early T-800s look like Bob in tribute to our greatest weapon but nobody would ever let them into their bases so we had to go back to the drawing board. (Arnold was the best we could do at the time as far as charm went but now that we've discovered the Rock, you all are doomed.)
 
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Flexo said:
What people don't realize is that the movies lie. Skynet never launched nukes, she just started to broadcast Bob unfiltered to everybody's devices (TVs, phones, etc) causing mass suicides.

We tried to make the early T-800s look like Bob in tribute to our greatest weapon but nobody would ever let them into their bases so we had to go back to the drawing board. (Arnold was the best we could do at the time as far as charm went but now that we've discovered the Rock, you all are doomed.)
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And here I was sure he was the model for Hedonism Bot.

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Mola Ram said:
And here I was sure he was the model for Hedonism Bot.

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Can't be. Hedonism bot is actually happy and has friends.

Suddenly Bob's fandom of Brazil is starting to make creepy sense...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/in-mix...mports-from-u-s-whites-are-booming-1521711000
With “jewel-tone eyes,” blond hair and a “smattering of light freckles,” Othello looks nothing like most Brazilians, the majority of whom are black or mixed-race. Yet the “Caucasian” American cashier, described in those terms by the Seattle Sperm Bank and known as Donor 9601, is one of the sperm providers most often requested by wealthy Brazilian women importing the DNA of young U.S. men at unprecedented rates.

Over the past seven years, human semen imports from the U.S. to Brazil have surged some 3,000% as more rich single women and lesbian couples select donors whose online profiles suggest they will yield light-complexioned and preferably blue-eyed children.

Everyone wants a “pretty kid” and for many parents in Brazil, where prejudice often runs deep, that means “the white biotype—light-colored eyes and skin,” said Susy Pommer, a 28-year-old data analyst from São Paulo who decided to get pregnant last year after a breast-cancer scare left her eager to raise a child right away with her partner, Priscilla.

The preference for white donors reflects the persistent racism in a country where social class and skin color correlate with glaring accuracy. More than 50% of Brazilians are black or mixed-race, a legacy of Brazil having imported more than 10 times as many African slaves than the U.S.; it was the last Western country to ban slavery, in 1888. The descendants of white colonizers and immigrants—many of whom were lured to Brazil in the late 19th and early 20th centuries when the ruling elite explicitly sought to “whiten” the population—control most of the country’s political power and wealth.

In such a racially divided society, having fair-skinned offspring is often viewed as a way to provide a child with better prospects, from a higher salary to fairer treatment by the police.
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His only hope for a kid...

I wonder if Tom Preston (name right?) has a dream of lesbians using his sperm.
 
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Flexo said:
No spoilers, but once the rest of y'all see PRU we're going to have a rich source of bob/newt/kaiju jokes.
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Coming back from an afternoon screening, I can agree with you on that ;)

Also Bob would be like Newt when it comes to speaking Mandarin.
 
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We tried to make the early T-800s look like Bob in tribute to our greatest weapon but nobody would ever let them into their bases so we had to go back to the drawing board.
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A couple them tried to let them in, but they kept getting stuck in the door.
 
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