Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"I almost feel like myself again." You're telling me there was a point when you weren't a hateful piece of shit? I couldn't tell.
Now when he means the Brainland of America, he’s talking about the costal states like California and New York, right?

And if Bob considers himself to be a part of that, he certainly would be fucked over by the Brainland given how much of a idiot he is.

Think about what Bob has done:
  • Torpedoing his own career and reputation at the Ecapist for not shutting the fuck up about Gamergate.
  • Writing a book about Super Mario Bros 3 where he goes off topic about his shitty childhood, while claiming Mario is his friend, comparing the console wars to the Vietnam War, and comparing the reveal of SMB3 to JFK’s assassination.
  • Making a four hour video sperging about BvS when it’s longer than the movie itself.
  • Voted for Hillary and delusionally thinking that electing the most corrupted, unpopular politician in history would lead us to grow moon wheat.
  • Blowing Marvel Studios and arguing that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is the most defining moment in 21st Century Pop Culture, when they are mostly decent to mediocre movies.
  • Having Type 2 Diabetes from aggressively eating too much greasy cheeseburgers and not exercising regularly.
  • Sperging on Twitter endlessly against conservatives and middle class white men
  • Literraly living in your parents’ basement at the age of 37 while pretending it's a "apartment".

Yeah, Bob would be denied to be a part of “Brainland” America.
 
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I like how he sees this as a lesser of two evils situation, but won't grasp that it's how a lot of people felt about Hillary.
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ANTIFA still dindu nuffin.
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Bob's so good at keeping up with pop culture, that he doesn't need Google to keep up with development news.
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Pretty sure Ashley Lynch has a thread here. He/she/it is a fucking insane troon and a pathetic nobody trying to promote a nonexistent film career.
 
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Speaking of fatty persecution...
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Oh no, maybe they’ll be treated like men by the justice system, the horror!!!!! Seriously, with the gender gap in sentencing you’d think the one thing feminists wouldn’t complain about is the justice system.

ANTIFA still dindu nuffin.
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Being a journalist is not a get out of jail free card. They don’t get to riot and then whip out their press passes to stop them from getting arrested.

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"I almost feel like myself again." You're telling me there was a point when you weren't a hateful piece of shit? I couldn't tell.

Remember everybody, if you live in the Midwest, even if you’re a doctor, engineer, farmer, miner, etc. you are less useful to society and pushing it forward less than some idiot who spergs about TV show reboots. There is no accomplishment that would warrant his level of smug, but Bobs attitude would be far less pathetic if he had actually accomplished something in his life.
 
Bob's problem, and the solution, are both really very simple:


China's got him covered. Oh what a glorious system the Peoples Republic of Totalitarian Oppression is.

Oh wait... Bob would have to stand for this... and little Bob likely couldn't reach past his gut to get to the machine... I'm thinking the Chinese didn't have Bob in mind when they built this thing. Damn you Sinister Peoples Republic of Totalitarian Oppression for not taking the fat fucks known as the Bob's of the world into account when building your glorious sex machines. It's almost like they consider someone like Bob as of no purpose and best rendered down for glue?
 
China's got him covered. Oh what a glorious system the Peoples Republic of Totalitarian Oppression is.

Oh wait... Bob would have to stand for this... and little Bob likely couldn't reach past his gut to get to the machine... I'm thinking the Chinese didn't have Bob in mind when they built this thing. Damn you Sinister Peoples Republic of Totalitarian Oppression for not taking the fat fucks known as the Bob's of the world into account when building your glorious sex machines. It's almost like they consider someone like Bob as of no purpose and best rendered down for glue?

More likely the Chicom government would trundle him off in one of their execution Winnebagos for impersonating the Buddha.

Wait! No, never mind. Buddha is always smiling.
 
Where do you go when you're planet-sized to begin with?
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Incredible, none of that refuted his point.
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"I almost feel like myself again." You're telling me there was a point when you weren't a hateful piece of shit? I couldn't tell.
Third time I'm bringing this up but why does Bob think anyone should listen to his opinions on America when his Superior Future requires America to cease existing? No, getting replaced by whatever world government he wants is not America.
 
Something tells me Bob doesn't have to worry about filling out tax forms. I wonder how he would react to Carbi B's rant regarding taxes.

 
I’m surprised I haven’t seen Bob putting his two cents on David Hogg forcing people to target the advertisers for Laura Ingram after she mocked him for not getting into four colleges.

By the way, what’s your guys impression of Hogg and the Parkland activists? Are they close to Bob?
 
Bob uses more than his fair share of resources for the amount of useful work that he puts out. Both capitalists and communists should deem him an undesirable part of society. Pretty sure both Barry Goldwater AND Josef Stalin would think he's a parasite.

I’m surprised I haven’t seen Bob putting his two cents on David Hogg forcing people to target the advertisers for Laura Ingram after she mocked him for not getting into four colleges.

By the way, what’s your guys impression of Hogg and the Parkland activists? Are they close to Bob?
I don't think Hogg or Gonzales eat in a month what Bob eats in a day. They're totally exceptional but they're still dumb teenagers that have time to realize they're being dumbasses and take steps to change themselves. :optimistic: Bob is way too far gone to come back.
 
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