Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Laura Hudson is such a garbage person, great job being a “culture editor” for a shite website. How do you get a job in “journalism” when you hate free speech? Is it because you’re great at self loathing and contradicting yourself and your profession with the diarreah you publish?

Facebook bans hate speech, they won’t ban conservative speech just because a dumb cunt like yourself doesn’t like it.

edit: just checked her twitter, guess I was right. She’s mad conservatives have a platform.

https://twitter.com/laura_hudson/status/983815294798913536?s=20

What people like Laura Hudson and Bob will never, ever admit (or even recognize) is that refusing a platform to a position you disagree with is a tacit admission that you are incapable of arguing against it.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

What people like Laura Hudson and Bob will never, ever admit (or even recognize) is that refusing a platform to a position you disagree with is a tacit admission that you are incapable of arguing against it.

It also breeds extremism, pushes moderates away, brings more awareness to the views and people you hate and can’t argue against on platforms you can’t touch. So bravo, Laura and Bob, for being so incredibly stupid.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

pushes moderates away, brings more awareness to the views and people you hate and can’t argue against on platforms you can’t touch

That's why I could no longer be a liberal. It's people like Bob and Laura that make a mockery out of liberalism. This is the shit that pushed people to vote for Donald Trump. If Bob and Laura and the other SJWs continue to push that shit, they're going to have Trump reelected.

 

[The Nothingness]

So does that mean it was racist to oppose Clarence Thomas's appointment to the Supreme Court?

That didn't stop George Takei from calling him "a clown in blackface."

 

[Red Hood]

I thought she was. My bad.

Well she was inserted to appeal to the broader Asian market. That might have been what confused you.

Bob on the Zuckerberg hearing.
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Well if Grassley cracked the Necronomicon (difficult, because it is a fictitious book) it would imply he's fluent in old Arabic, Greek, or Latin.

Which would arguably put him on an intellectual level above our friendo Bob.

 

[Flexo]

Nah, Jumanji was a board game, and a book by Chris van Allsburg. Pretty sure it was the book first, actually. And the board game curse was broken with Clue.

:autism:True - and Zathura the pseudo sequel was also an original book - BUT the latest Jumanji movie revolves around it being a video game and relies heavily on video game tropes & references. (as well as Karen Gillian's hotness so you know it's oscar worthy):autism:

And no argument about Clue from me.

Bob's smugposting again.

Oh man, part of me wants the farms to pool a bunch of money RIGHT NOW and send it to Bob pretending to be a producer just to see what he would seriously write. I am legit dying to see what kind of trainwreck he would make.

Bob on the Zuckerberg hearing.
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Bob knows coding.


Well now we know the only thing more ridiculous than his pop culture ramblings is his political ramblings. Like, how can this idiot not grasp that committees and such as these will ask questions that everyone knows the answer to JUST to get it on the record? Much less why these "obvious" answers being on the record would be so important. This guy seriously gets more smug the less he knows about something - the ass.

 

[Red Hood]

Oh man, part of me wants the farms to pool a bunch of money RIGHT NOW and send it to Bob pretending to be a producer just to see what he would seriously write. I am legit dying to see what kind of trainwreck he would make.

Karnov seems to be what Bob would be if he traded McDonalds for protein powder and his Nintendo trash for a weight set. Will Bob be writing, directing AND starring?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Karnov seems to be what Bob would be if he traded McDonalds for protein powder and his Nintendo trash for a weight set. Will Bob be writing, directing AND starring?

Nawww. The Karnav in that game cover is way too fit for Bob to play him convincingly. Hell, the Karnov in the picture elder god linked to is way too fit for Bob to portray convincingly. Maybe Bob could play one of the mountains Karnov is supposed to climb over...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Nawww. The Karnav in that game cover is way too fit for Bob to play him convincingly. Hell, the Karnov in the picture elder god linked to is way too fit for Bob to portray convincingly. Maybe Bob could play one of the mountains Karnov is supposed to climb over...

A perfect performance, since it uses his natural ability to be stone cold and his size.

 

[A Random]

Why does Rampage have to be a Godzilla rip-off when it could embrace its B-movie roots and have The Rock mutate into a giant wolf along with two other people, and they start eating people and tearing buildings?

This movie won't be good if the characters won't do even that much.

 

[BubbleButt]

Take five steps away from my buttcrack, Bob.

Still trying to pass off that old canard that Clinton was impeached for the sex, eh, Bloberto?

 

[Red Hood]

Nawww. The Karnav in that game cover is way too fit for Bob to play him convincingly. Hell, the Karnov in the picture elder god linked to is way too fit for Bob to portray convincingly. Maybe Bob could play one of the mountains Karnov is supposed to climb over...

Bob being physically incapable of adequately portraying Karnov is what would make it so amusingly :autism:. Obviously it would be a terrible movie. Why not make it more terrible by making the footless tub of guts star in it?

 

[BubbleButt]

Bob being physically incapable of adequately portraying Karnov is what would make it so amusingly :autism:.

Probably not Karnov, but he could certainly play Abobo if they want to take another shot at making a Double Dragon movie.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Probably not Karnov, but he could certainly play Abobo if they want to take another shot at making a Double Dragon movie.

Fuck that, Abobo's big adventure proved he was badass. Bob is just the fat fuck that is the obstacle to cross the bridge.

 

[c-no]

Probably not Karnov, but he could certainly play Abobo if they want to take another shot at making a Double Dragon movie.

He would be fitting in being the movie Abobo. Both aren't really muscle bound so much just moving bags of flesh.

 

[Red Hood]

Nah, let's be real: the only video game characters Bob is qualified to portray is Fatman in MGS (he IS a raving lunatic that thinks he's better and smarter than everyone else) or the Mancubus from Doom. And both of those would be largely CGI anyway.

 

[Chompy]

Bob could be Tekken's Bob? The problem is while Tekken Bob is fat, he also moves real fast and can fight real well. Maybe CG anything besides the "stand around silently" scenes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0PNZbviEio

Edit: Imagine the bloopers at the end, where we just keep seeing Bob break character to stare right at the camera and say "Gas the workers."

 

[Patamong]

Well, context is everything.
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Yes Bob, I know this sounds like a foreign concept from the obsolete past to you but people do have actual real jobs that they must do in order to pay their rent and buy food. Not everyone can or wants to make a living by rambling on and on about capeshit movies and sperging on Twitter about how blue collar FPS playing mayonnaise ghoul dudebros are the source of all of America's problems. Some people have standards.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Yes Bob, I know this sounds like a foreign concept from the obsolete past to you but people do have actual real jobs that they must do in order to pay their rent and buy food. Not everyone can or wants to make a living by rambling on and on about capeshit movies and sperging on Twitter about how blue collar FPS playing mayonnaise ghoul dudebros are the source of all of America's problems. Some people have standards.

What did Bob actually do before YouTube? I remember he mentioned working in his book, but what was it exactly that he did? Because that tweet is amazing and so revealing. He legitimately doesn't understand how real life obligations and responsibilities like a job can get in the way of other things a person wants to do. I can't even grasp how a person this stupid, combative, childish, angry and lazy could actually survive a mere couple of hours in a real job setting. Let alone however long he worked before he gave up and found his small audience on YouTube.

Also, a fitting tweet that he retweeted:

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Not everyone can or wants to make a living by rambling on and on about capeshit movies and sperging on Twitter about how blue collar FPS playing mayonnaise ghoul dudebros are the source of all of America's problems. Some people have standards.

And those blue collar FPS playing mayonnaise ghoul dudebros contribute to society and made it more worthwhile than Bob will ever do. I can guarnette you Bob grew up spoiled and undisciplined. He would whine and whine about not having something until someone gave it to him. His parents probably never gave him discipline for making stupid mistakes and took away his shit until he learned his mistakes. And since he’s a selfish bastard, Bob has choose to wreck his career that had some potential and is now living at his mother’s basement. And he’ll die alone because of it.

The “dudebros”, on the other hand, had to work to get what they want and had to go through some discipline to mature and be more sociable around people. They get up in the morning to go to work and bust their assses off so they can provide money, care, and support to not only their families and loved ones, but for themselves as well.