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I forgot about that. I could also see him being a Weinstein-level creep to Scarlett Johansson, Brie Larson, and Elizabeth Olson as well.Bob would all but blow Chris Evans
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I forgot about that. I could also see him being a Weinstein-level creep to Scarlett Johansson, Brie Larson, and Elizabeth Olson as well.Bob would all but blow Chris Evans
What if you butchered one of the best hack and slash franchises to make something which would work better as a movie?
Cannata's tweet is more autistic than Bob's to be honest.
Talking about Paul Ryan with all the maturity you've come to expect.
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Can't get angry when you're laughing too hard.
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Talking about Paul Ryan with all the maturity you've come to expect.
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He clearly hasn’t looked that hard, because everybody I know is laughing at the photo of “starfire” which makes her look like a 2 dollar whore.
Black is the new orange, which is the new black.Are they blackwashing Starfire? Or will she be orange in post?
Okay, how does the Republican party hate people who are "thinkers, artists, inventors, scientists, creators, doers, dreamers, and makers" as Bob puts them? And second, how is the Republicans are a party of people who are pissed off about the world not stopping to coddle their feelings?Bob really can't pull off the "Haters gonna hate" card at this point.
He'd probably play Fortnite if he had Mario in it."*I'm* pretty clever and the medium kind of *isn't* for the most part"
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"*I'm* pretty clever and the medium kind of *isn't* for the most part"
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Has anyone ever pulled off a statement of projection more intense than Bob whining about conservatives whining about a world that doesn't coddle their feelings or give them a sense of worth?
It's clear from Bob's ramblings that:
1. He has no idea how goods and services are produced, or what members of the population produce them most efficiently. Bob would rather have an entire army of Chinese peasants slaving away in concentration camps making his cheap consumer goods in factories that belch smoke 24/7, than have one single redneck producing quality goods in clean, OSHA-approved factories in the mainland US.
2. He has no idea how food is produced. He somehow thinks hydroponic labs can be rigged on the sides of skyscrapers (or the moon terraformed to grow wheat) and that somehow food can be produced this way at current levels within his lifetime. He sees the cities as the fount of everything useful and worthwhile (ignoring the rampant crime, vice and resource wasting that occur within them) and sees the rural areas as a Mayonnaise Ghoul Mordor, producing nothing but racism and backwardness.
3. He thinks he's going to live to be 100, despite having a raging case of Beetus and Sleep Apnea that shuts off his brain for minutes at a time.
4. He thinks that everything the human race produced before Mario was a waste of effort. Cathedrals, symphonies, novels, philosophical treatises, statues, artwork, religion, mythos, systems of law, the benchmarks of civilization itself -all garbage. All problematic. All stuff to be swept aside to make way for a superior future filled with Mario games and capeshit movies involving badly CG'd Pee Oh See superheros flailing awkwardly on an oversized screen
There are times when it seems that Bob might have a glimmer of self-awareness. That he might truly understand how incompatible his world vision is with reality. But those moments never last long. The truth is, Bob doesn't want to live in a world that doesn't reflect his own delusions. Bob NEEDS to live in a world where he has the utmost moral authority to declare what is and isn't worthless. Bob NEEDS to live in a world where eating greasy food by the bucketful won't kill him and where shooting his hateful mouth off won't alienate him from normal people. I've probably A-Logged Bob more intensely than anyone on this site, but that is the one area where I truly pity him. I was bullied myself in school, and I realize that it is comforting to cling to the illusion that you are faultless and that the people bullying you have no redeemable traits, and no chance for redemption. But you can't just shut out reality completely and ensconce yourself in a comforting lie, because the lie has no edges to it. Your very ability to tell what is and isn't real will be damaged, if not destroyed forever.
On an existential level, that sounds like a truly horrifying fate...
What the fuck is he even trying to say here? Is it in reference to some event? Or just Bob pulling the "Random Access Musical Lyric" card? Because if it's the former, then I'd love to know what it is. If not, then he's being neither deep or funny, just confusing as fuck.Does he seriously think Don Henley's deep?
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(Also this confirms my theory that he only listens to 80s pop/rock.)