Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Talking about Paul Ryan with all the maturity you've come to expect.
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Can't get angry when you're laughing too hard.
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Talking about Paul Ryan with all the maturity you've come to expect.
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"Democrats and the journalists who love them play a similar game with Republicans and conservatives. “Oh, I have lots of respect for conservatives,” goes the typical line, “but the conservatives we’re being served today are just so different. Why can’t we have Republicans and conservatives like we used to?”" -Jonah Goldberg

Say what you will but at least Bob is calling out the left on this game.

Which is why I sometimes wonder if he's a really, REALLY clever troll.

(Hm. If i created a troll bot that admitted it was a farce but quoted Bob's tweets....)
 
Can't get angry when you're laughing too hard.
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He clearly hasn’t looked that hard, because everybody I know is laughing at the photo of “starfire” which makes her look like a 2 dollar whore.

Talking about Paul Ryan with all the maturity you've come to expect.
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Great, Boston boy bob is gonna tell us Wisconsin wasteland ghouls how much we should hate Paul Ryan because he didn’t vote the way the east coasters wanted him to.
 
He clearly hasn’t looked that hard, because everybody I know is laughing at the photo of “starfire” which makes her look like a 2 dollar whore.

Are they blackwashing Starfire? Or will she be orange in post?
 
I'll be astonished if Bob makes it to 50.
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Still can't believe the opening to Diff'rent Strokes is more nuanced than Bob is.
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Oh Bob, you'll never be a teacher. Or live long enough to see a time machine.
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Bob really can't pull off the "Haters gonna hate" card at this point.
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Bob really can't pull off the "Haters gonna hate" card at this point.
Okay, how does the Republican party hate people who are "thinkers, artists, inventors, scientists, creators, doers, dreamers, and makers" as Bob puts them? And second, how is the Republicans are a party of people who are pissed off about the world not stopping to coddle their feelings?


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If anything, Bob is neither a thinker, artist, inventor, scientist, creator, doer, dreamer, and maker. He's incredibly lazy, extremely whiny, super narcissistic, stubbornly arrogant, and very, very childish. He has a horrible analysis on films and always misses the point of the messages the film is trying to make a point about and instead comes up with a pointless political allegory to align with his politics in a very intellectually dishonest manner. Also, someone who dreamers of being a creator or thinker would be wise to not engage in a internet slap fight and destroy their reputation and career in the process by demonizing a group for not aligning their politics with yours.

And secondly, the Democrats are the party of people who are pissed off about the world not stopping to coddle their feelings. If the working class wants their jobs back when globalization sends their jobs overseas and illegal immigrants fuck them over, the SJWs would be pissed off because it would be racist to kick out immigrants and the Democrats would side with the SJWs and tell the working class to fuck off. That's what happened with Bernie Sanders in the last election. He tried to have a campaign with ideas that would help not only helped the middle class in beneficial ways, but for everyone else as well. But Bob and the SJWs threw a fit about it and the DNC told him and the working class to fuck off and sided with Hillary, who to me is the ultimate candidate for SJWs. The SJWs mocking the working class drove people on edge and in retaliation, they folded their electoral ballot into a middle finger and shove it up Hillary's, Bob's, and the SJWs' asses and that's how Donald Trump happened.

It'd be amazing if the Democrats told the SJWs to fuck off and try to reconcile with the working class, but it won't happened.
 
Has anyone ever pulled off a statement of projection more intense than Bob whining about conservatives whining about a world that doesn't coddle their feelings or give them a sense of worth?

It's clear from Bob's ramblings that:

1. He has no idea how goods and services are produced, or what members of the population produce them most efficiently. Bob would rather have an entire army of Chinese peasants slaving away in concentration camps making his cheap consumer goods in factories that belch smoke 24/7, than have one single redneck producing quality goods in clean, OSHA-approved factories in the mainland US.

2. He has no idea how food is produced. He somehow thinks hydroponic labs can be rigged on the sides of skyscrapers (or the moon terraformed to grow wheat) and that somehow food can be produced this way at current levels within his lifetime. He sees the cities as the fount of everything useful and worthwhile (ignoring the rampant crime, vice and resource wasting that occur within them) and sees the rural areas as a Mayonnaise Ghoul Mordor, producing nothing but racism and backwardness.

3. He thinks he's going to live to be 100, despite having a raging case of Beetus and Sleep Apnea that shuts off his brain for minutes at a time.

4. He thinks that everything the human race produced before Mario was a waste of effort. Cathedrals, symphonies, novels, philosophical treatises, statues, artwork, religion, mythos, systems of law, the benchmarks of civilization itself -all garbage. All problematic. All stuff to be swept aside to make way for a superior future filled with Mario games and capeshit movies involving badly CG'd Pee Oh See superheros flailing awkwardly on an oversized screen

There are times when it seems that Bob might have a glimmer of self-awareness. That he might truly understand how incompatible his world vision is with reality. But those moments never last long. The truth is, Bob doesn't want to live in a world that doesn't reflect his own delusions. Bob NEEDS to live in a world where he has the utmost moral authority to declare what is and isn't worthless. Bob NEEDS to live in a world where eating greasy food by the bucketful won't kill him and where shooting his hateful mouth off won't alienate him from normal people. I've probably A-Logged Bob more intensely than anyone on this site, but that is the one area where I truly pity him. I was bullied myself in school, and I realize that it is comforting to cling to the illusion that you are faultless and that the people bullying you have no redeemable traits, and no chance for redemption. But you can't just shut out reality completely and ensconce yourself in a comforting lie, because the lie has no edges to it. Your very ability to tell what is and isn't real will be damaged, if not destroyed forever.

On an existential level, that sounds like a truly horrifying fate...
 
What I enjoy most is that Bobby's prison of depression is 100% self made.

If he wasn't such a self righteous cunt all the time he'd maybe have a few friends who'd tell him to knock that shit off but old Bobby alienated everyone normal around him so he's free falling straight into his own belly button

Not that anything he ever posted was deep to start with. He's the critic equivalent of a cheap greasy dime store hamburger
 
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Moviebob is beyond parody. He officially has no stones to throw in that glass basement apartment of his. He doesn't know what Fortnite, one of the most popular games that I see kids playing all the time on Xbox One, is? As in, he hasn't heard of it at all? Plus he thinks LJN games of all things would be warmly received next to polished AAA megahits of today? Also, having a low opinion of people who praise games that aren't out yet is... actually rational but he certainly isn't above it so that's pretty rich for him.

Moviebob has a bias that's so strong, he thinks he can tell everyone about it and have them be on the same page. Not how reality works, friendo. Let me do something Bob has done in his review of Star Wars Episode 1: loudly yell through a microphone that GAMING IN THE TWENTY TENS IS NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK IT IS. Even with all of its faults, video games make more money total than movies and reach broader and more global-er audiences than any era before. And for some weird reason, Moviebob thinks that the increase of exports from Asian countries is bad and games being exclusive to regions shouldn't matter because consoles today are region free (mentioned in one of his all-time worst videos, Dumber Alive). Guess what? I would still like games released in the West so I can conveniently buy them from the store for a cheaper price and be able to return them instead of spending way more money and waiting two weeks for games to arrive.

Despite how easy Bob seems to criticize for us, I feel like he attracts a higher class of hecklers. The average person can watch his videos, learn some obscure fact about history, pop culture, or a foreign nation, and believe Bob is super smart. And I admit, as someone who started watching him in 2010 back when he was still making good videos, Bob was the first guy who introduced both Carl Jung's Collective Unconscious and Theodore Sturgeons "90 percent of everything is bad" law. And, well, I was still more interested in what he thought of certain games but now that I look back on it, I find that respectable. Bob appears to be a man of taste and before the Trump Derangement Syndrome hit him hard, you would actually have to be fairly mature and clever to suss out anything he said that was nonsense about anything other than why he's such a huge Nintendo fanboy. I especially liked his movie reviews (especially since I didn't watch movies all that often at the time and still don't) and even showed them to people.

Back when Bob had a sense of humor, he would even make parody trailers that were actually pretty funny. His Michael Bay's Legend of Zelda video starts with a funny joke ("In 2006, you witnessed whatever the hell Eragon was about") and he makes a joke about how the whole movie is about a stereotypical black guy with a green football uniform. If he re-watched it today, he would probably have an emotional breakdown over how one of his best videos is WACIST! And at the time, even though I didn't care about Michael Bay or any of the nostalgia properties he was making terrible, inaccurate to the source material (but very popular) movies out of, I could connect with him and join him in hating Michael Bay and telling friends not to see his movies (even interjecting during a conversation of which movie to impulsively choose to watch during a get together).

Long story short, I discovered Moviebob long before most of you did, back when he was a relatively small and down-with-the-people channel prior to his ego and sense of reality flying into the stratosphere and remember the good times of re-watching his videos frequently and anticipating the next one and learning something from pretty much any one of them. That Moviebob is gone, replaced by a hateful, egotistical, hypocritical petty tyrant that nobody would voluntarily want to be around.

Almost as if Michael Bay had made a terrible, source material skewering movie about him.
 
Has anyone ever pulled off a statement of projection more intense than Bob whining about conservatives whining about a world that doesn't coddle their feelings or give them a sense of worth?

It's clear from Bob's ramblings that:

1. He has no idea how goods and services are produced, or what members of the population produce them most efficiently. Bob would rather have an entire army of Chinese peasants slaving away in concentration camps making his cheap consumer goods in factories that belch smoke 24/7, than have one single redneck producing quality goods in clean, OSHA-approved factories in the mainland US.

2. He has no idea how food is produced. He somehow thinks hydroponic labs can be rigged on the sides of skyscrapers (or the moon terraformed to grow wheat) and that somehow food can be produced this way at current levels within his lifetime. He sees the cities as the fount of everything useful and worthwhile (ignoring the rampant crime, vice and resource wasting that occur within them) and sees the rural areas as a Mayonnaise Ghoul Mordor, producing nothing but racism and backwardness.

3. He thinks he's going to live to be 100, despite having a raging case of Beetus and Sleep Apnea that shuts off his brain for minutes at a time.

4. He thinks that everything the human race produced before Mario was a waste of effort. Cathedrals, symphonies, novels, philosophical treatises, statues, artwork, religion, mythos, systems of law, the benchmarks of civilization itself -all garbage. All problematic. All stuff to be swept aside to make way for a superior future filled with Mario games and capeshit movies involving badly CG'd Pee Oh See superheros flailing awkwardly on an oversized screen

There are times when it seems that Bob might have a glimmer of self-awareness. That he might truly understand how incompatible his world vision is with reality. But those moments never last long. The truth is, Bob doesn't want to live in a world that doesn't reflect his own delusions. Bob NEEDS to live in a world where he has the utmost moral authority to declare what is and isn't worthless. Bob NEEDS to live in a world where eating greasy food by the bucketful won't kill him and where shooting his hateful mouth off won't alienate him from normal people. I've probably A-Logged Bob more intensely than anyone on this site, but that is the one area where I truly pity him. I was bullied myself in school, and I realize that it is comforting to cling to the illusion that you are faultless and that the people bullying you have no redeemable traits, and no chance for redemption. But you can't just shut out reality completely and ensconce yourself in a comforting lie, because the lie has no edges to it. Your very ability to tell what is and isn't real will be damaged, if not destroyed forever.

On an existential level, that sounds like a truly horrifying fate...

I hate to say it, but I don't care about people a-logging Bob of all cows. A-logging is a terrible thing and most cows don't deserve absolute hatred being thrown their way. But Bob doesn't deserve much sympathy. Maybe he did have a tragic upbringing that's left him with many demons he has to face. But his continued behavior only justifies why people don't like him or treated him poorly throughout his life. He's a lunatic of the highest magnitude. He's just a reprehensible, mean-spirited, angry and bigoted human being who is (as laughable as it seems) a threat to others. If it wasn't for the fact that he's a simpering man-child whose physical state is deteriorating day after day, he would of likely killed somebody in a fit of rage already. Just look at how he behaves on social media, he has a terrible attitude, extreme hatred and unstable mental state towards other people for the high crime of being apart of a class he doesn't like or for living in a different region of the world.

It's easy to laugh at him because we all know he'll never ascend from his basement and have actual power in his life. But it gets more depressing and hard to laugh at when you realize this guy would harm another person in a heartbeat over the most trivial of things.
 
Does he seriously think Don Henley's deep?
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(Also this confirms my theory that he only listens to 80s pop/rock.)
 
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(Also this confirms my theory that he only listens to 80s pop/rock.)
What the fuck is he even trying to say here? Is it in reference to some event? Or just Bob pulling the "Random Access Musical Lyric" card? Because if it's the former, then I'd love to know what it is. If not, then he's being neither deep or funny, just confusing as fuck.
 
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