Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob has to be either an avatar or the human incarnation of a Black Hole because he sucks that much in every possible way imaginable.
Seriously i won't feel bad when he falls down further when he gets fired eventually
 
Bob has to be either an avatar or the human incarnation of a Black Hole because he sucks that much in every possible way imaginable.
Seriously i won't feel bad when he falls down further when he gets fired eventually
Well unfortunately, Screen Rant and Geek don’t have the balls to fire him.

Seriously, someone should sends the divisive shit Bob posts about the middle class to Screen Rant’s editor and chief. He needs to know what he’s like.
 
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Well unfortunately, Screen Rant and Geek don’t have the balls to fire him.

Seriously, someone should sends the divisive shit Bob posts about the middle class to Screen Rant’s editor and chief. He needs to know what he’s like.

That worked at the escapist, should work at Screen Rant.
Well i'd do if i knew how, not to A-log or Ween but to recommend they get him help
 
Moviebob is like one twitter meltdown from falling into the part of e-fame where he ends up spending a lot of time debating people who have marble bust avatars.

His now near constant meltdowns over being dunked on for his insanely bad political tweets has lead to him screeching anti-Bernie Sanders sentiment that has nothing to do with what he's discussing; supposedly he is the last honest liberal who dares to criticize Bernie Sanders which is why " Tankie Twitter, the Bernie-Stans, Green Party kids, neo-Maoists and wannabe Robespierres are brigading my mentions almost as often as the Trumplings" and not because a variety of people are poking at him over his bad ideas.
 
No Bob, moon wheat still isn't happening.
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The only thing solid is your head.
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Bob's at the gym. Pics or it didn't happen.
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Only the dumbest of hills to die on.
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Is Bob honestly trying to argue that Batman & Robin was only made fun of because people hate gay people? That's the dumbest stance I've seen on those movies and I can only assume how brain dead you'd have to be to go "hahaha they hate the women & minorities" like he says with every other film.
 
The only thing solid is your head.
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Between this and Coates' Captain America, Marvel's Fresh Start appears to be the same old, same old. Oh, and Bob? Those titles were not selling. I don't know where that vast and untapped "diverse" audience was, but they certainly weren't in the comic shops buying them. Come to think of it, where were you, Bob? If you were truly supporting these titles, you would have walked your fat ass to the nearest and bought two copies of each of them. Alas, nope. For all you bleating about the need for diverse characters ad nauseam, you do jack shit like the rest of the smug assholes who are the self-annoited gatekeepers. Is it any small wonder I have seething contempt for Marvel fanboys? DC may be shit at making movies, but at least they don't insult my intelligence.

Oh, and it is a wonder how Bob is so fat when he never shuts his mouth.
 
"But when I use my dead family members for pity points..."
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I know we joke around a lot and throw :autism: at everything, but is MovieBob actually, sincerely retarded? Is he really blaming the OS for him not knowing how to run Netflix?

Did you really ask that question?

In all seriousness: most likely. In all likelihood, he does have something mentally wrong with him. He's not right in the head, no matter how much he tries to act like nothing is wrong. What it is is unclear. But it's pretty much proven that there is something wrong with him.

It's not just evident by the stupid shit he says, but the way he behaves and acts. He's not a functioning adult, and he doesn't know how be one. He doesn't grasp reality or understand even in the slightest how the world/society operates. He has to rely on everyone else to get by in life, from the basic essentials of life to even petty things like having to use a relatives Netflix. If he didn't, he would of died in some alleyway along time ago.

He really is nothing more then a child trapped in a man's body.
 
I know we joke around a lot and throw :autism: at everything, but is MovieBob actually, sincerely retarded? Is he really blaming the OS for him not knowing how to run Netflix?
Yes. My guess is that either the wifi at the gym sucks, he can't get a good signal, or his tablet is not powerful enough to stream Netflix.
 
No Bob, moon wheat still isn't happening.
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So a bit of power leveling, I’ve worked in mining, so I can tell you as part of the industry, mining in space being pushed as a way to get us in space is fucking stupid. First off, the machinery that’s used is expensive and massive, like can’t even transport the big parts on a truck massive. Second, the process of mining can take a long ass time and requires storage for all the material you dig up. Both these problems are no sweat on earth, but taking it home from space is a problem. Third, a lot of mining requires human operators to work on, since even with how good machines are getting, it’s still easy for a machine to fuck up. Fourth, a lot of mining processes, especially on earth, utilize gravity, something not available on comets. All of this can be accounted for, but it will come at the Tune of trillions of dollars. Which isn’t worth it for what might be millions of dollars worth of product. As much as we all laugh at moon wheat, it might be more viable than comet mining.


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Ah yes B&R, only hated because the gays, and not the shitty plot, the horrible acting, the confusing motivations, the horrible cartoony action, and the abysmal humor. No it’s just the gays.
 
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