Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor of Autism]

He really is nothing more then a child trapped in a man's body.

That's an insult to children. Moviebob is just the perfect blend of a retarded individual and pseudo intellectual.

 

[Zaryiu]

You could contact them by email and show them the screenshots on the new OP on the thread.

Does this fall under PR or General Inquiries? They give different places to contact depending on which one i look up on their site

No Bob, people hate Batman & Robin because it is a atrocious piece of shit that has shitty acting (especially from Obama's buddy who helped Hollywood destroyed the Democratic Party-George Clooney), lazy directing, cancerous writing, and awful effects. It drove the franchise to the fucking ground until Christopher Nolan revive the franchise as the phoenix that is Batman Begins.

Bob, all of us here are really hoping Infinity War sucks as much gorilla ass as Batman & Robin and Revenge of the Fallen because we are all sick of tired of people like you endlessly defend it like its the second coming of Christ. We all want it to suck as bad as that film just see you throw a temper tantrum for sucking up to Kevin Feige for so long.

And to be honest Bob, and I speak for all us honestly, Infinity War looks fucking terrible as if the MCU was doomed from the start. The CGI looks terrible as the MCU has had its visual effects progress worse over time, the action scenes look boring, the story looks like it will be bloated with dull exposition, and ALL of the actors look fucking bored and disinterested out of their minds. Seriously, Robert Downey Jr, Chris Evans, and Josh Brolin all look like they're ready to head back to their trailers.

But much like you saying that Batman & Robin was only made fun of because people hate gay people, you'll find a way to kiss Infinity War's ass by coming up with some bullshit excuse out of your stinky ass.

To be fair B&R sucked but had a few decent scenes when it focused on Freeze relationship with his wife
As much as i hate Bob i don't want Infinity War to sucks because i'm most likely going to see it with one of my brothers

 

[Kyria the Great]

I know it is stupid, but I actually like Batman and Robin because of how stupid it is. I do love myself a good trash fire though Arnold giving his all to deliver a fun villain going to give off so corny puns they end up to be funny is an added plus. Bob trying to use homophobia as reasons why the fandom hated the movie is one of the stupider and more strawman attempts by him.

 

[BubbleButt]

Did you really ask that question?

Yes, because it suddenly dawned on me that there's something developmental in his brain that's broken, and that lapse more or less rebuked my ability to be pithy about this.

Like, normal people can be angry, vindictive assholes for little to no reason, I've got plenty of relatives myself who fit that bill. Him sincerely writing what amounts to "I can't connect to Netflix, must be Android because it's certainly not me, even though millions of people do not have this problem" revealed a deep-seated ignorance/arrogance combo that left me gobsmacked. That is some donkey brained shit, which I guess is apropos considering how much he has Democrats on the mind.

 

[Lensherr]

Only the dumbest of hills to die on.
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And frankly Blob, considering how badly you reacted to the DCEU’s more serious tone (which, despite the myriad of other issues those films have, isn’t one of them IMO) and creamed your jeans over Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and Thor: Ragnarok, two films whose overuse of humor kills any sort of sincerity they had, you can’t handle the tiniest bit of gravitas in your superhero films.

 

[Kyria the Great]

And frankly Blob, considering how badly you reacted to the DCEU’s more serious tone (which, despite the myriad of other issues those films have, isn’t one of them IMO) and creamed your jeans over Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 and Thor: Ragnarok, two films whose overuse of humor kills any sort of sincerity they had, you can’t handle the tiniest bit of gravitas in your superhero films.

While I will somewhat disagree with Guardians 2, I am 100% with you on Thor. The sheer amount of humor is making the MCU blend too much together and making the movies bland. Then again, you get a movie like Logan where it is a super hero type movie with real levity and impact and Bob will passive-aggressively wave it off from either blind brand loyalty, because "dude-bros" love the movie, or a combination of the two.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The sheer amount of humor is making the MCU blend too much together and making the movies bland.

Black Panther has humor overkill to the fucking extreme as well. Every five minutes a character would crack a joke in between the movie’s shallow political themes that’s totally tone-deaf and super shitty CGI. No seriously, the CGI in that movie looks like it’s from 2004.

But since those movies are as deep as a puddle, they’re perfect for Bob to get distracted too. And since Infinity War is going to be 149 minutes, expecting humor overload my dudes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, the hundreds, if not thousands of screencaps proving the contrary are all bullshit?

Depends, do the superior elites make typos?

I think you're on to something, @BubbleButt.

Speaking of, BB could also draw something better if they had no hands.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

. Then again, you get a movie like Logan where it is a super hero type movie with real levity and impact and Bob will passive-aggressively wave it off from either blind brand loyalty, because "dude-bros" love the movie, or a combination of the two.

This is what make me hate Bob even more. Any sign of tackling mature subjects in a superhero film will make him scoff, and wave it off because a certain demographic he hates loves it. Never mind the film's merits ,the execution, or even how true it is to the message of a hero not being rewarded. For bob the only superhero films her gives a shit about are the ones Feige produces. The sole reason why he hasn't shat on the netflix show is because they are part of the MCU. Tell otherwise, and we might have another tune to sing.

This guy's delusional, if he thinks veteran comic fans won't see through his facade of champion for pop culture. He knows jackshit about the things he spergs about.

So, the hundreds, if not thousands of screencaps proving the contrary are all bullshit?
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This is why people hate you, Bob. This is why many people are finally giving you shit. Because of this kind of abrasive, and sociopathic bullshit you spew out of your goddamn mouth.

 

[Zaryiu]

I disagree. The scenes with his wife didn't work like they should have.

As a concept, Mr. Freeze's origin story and his relationship with his wife is fantastic and one of the best super villain backstory's to ever be written. But with B&R, it doesn't work and fit properly. This is because of how Freeze was portrayed outside of the scenes dealing with his wife. They portrayed him too much as a mad, out of control sociopath. He took so much glee as he terrorized others and did harm to them. It's such a stark contrast with the scenes where he's depressed over his wife that it makes zero sense for his character.

With Batman: The Animated Series (where Mr. Freeze's origin story came from), he was portrayed a little bit more sympathetically. He was just a person out for revenge, and who was willing to take it as far as he needed to get that revenge. He was someone who you felt needed to be stopped, but someone you also felt sad for given his tragic origin story.

If B&R showcased Freeze's personality differently when he was committing his crimes, the scenes with his wife would of made a lot more sense and have a greater impact then they did.

Well yeah if the rest of the movies was more like those scenes in tone it would overall be better but we couldn't get something nice

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

So a bit of power leveling, I’ve worked in mining, so I can tell you as part of the industry, mining in space being pushed as a way to get us in space is fucking stupid. First off, the machinery that’s used is expensive and massive, like can’t even transport the big parts on a truck massive. Second, the process of mining can take a long ass time and requires storage for all the material you dig up. Both these problems are no sweat on earth, but taking it home from space is a problem. Third, a lot of mining requires human operators to work on, since even with how good machines are getting, it’s still easy for a machine to fuck up. Fourth, a lot of mining processes, especially on earth, utilize gravity, something not available on comets. All of this can be accounted for, but it will come at the Tune of trillions of dollars. Which isn’t worth it for what might be millions of dollars worth of product. As much as we all laugh at moon wheat, it might be more viable than comet mining.

You've done as much research on this subject as Bob has, I can tell.

 

[Red Hood]

No Bob, moon wheat still isn't happening.
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The only thing solid is your head.
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Bob's at the gym. Pics or it didn't happen.
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If he goes to a gym, I would bet a paycheck it's Planet Fitness. Once or twice a month. And he walks on the treadmill at a pace that won't even burn off the lettuce on the Big Mac he scarfs on the way home.

 

[Agent of Z.O.G.]

As much as we all laugh at moon wheat, it might be more viable than comet mining.

When is Bob going to start wanting to set up Moon Camps.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I think it is really unfair to compare Bob to Hitler.
Goehring is more appropriate: Fat, considered incompetent by his own team, most likely going to screw whatever he is assigned to over, pompous, fat, a fucking denier, fat, always trying to make it seem like he is in the right even when he is stating a wrong opinion, fat, most likely to be put on trial one day...

 

[Gordon Cole]

This Julian dude's my new hero.

(Also, you were just told to "shut up", Bob.)

...Is there something you don't want to admit, Bob?

 

[A Random]

...Is there something you don't want to admit, Bob?
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You wish. He's just happy that now the homeless can have Domino's, just like him.

You know, disregarding that the homeless can't even afford pizza most of the time.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

If Movieblob was a video game character, he would be an enemy whose character is a rich snob.

 

[Foltest]

If Movieblob was a video game character, he would be an enemy whose character is a snob.

fixed it for you. He doesn't need to be rich to be a snob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

The Julian argument, continued.

Spoiler: And guess who's side Bob is on.

 

[Patamong]

Holy shit, I'm away from Bob's thread for a few days to focus on the Channel Autism shitshow nad he's finally starting to get properly dogpiled on by even people from his own side for his fascist remarks?

Man this has been a long time coming, I'm going to enjoy reading the past 10 or so pages.