Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Not happening. He's long past his hayday, and has pretty much left the game. The best they could do is remplace kennedy for someone like filoni since he knows Star wars better than everyone. However it's gonna take a lot to pull that off. I enjoy the new films, but I do get the sentiment.
Filoni should take over as Lucasfilm President. Maybe the company could spun off and have Filoni as president.

Not only Filoni knows more about the franchise than Kennedy, he has more passion and energy than her and Abrams.
 
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#CapeshitForever
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Really bob? Do you think he only did Avatar? Are you fucking serious? Terminator? Terminator 2? Titanic? Aliens? Are you seriously trying to argue that a generic capeshit movie is more “different” than those movies because the characters in that film are black? This guy is supposed to be a film buff yet he actually argues that the skin color of the protagonists are more important than actual monuments in film history.

His take on the DNC lolsuit.
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He does realize that the same rights Wikileaks has to leak info is the same rights every liberal media outlet uses on Trump right? He’s so much a cheerleader for one side he doesn’t get how this could end up fucking over a lot of pieces of our democracy.
 
Which will die first, The MCU or Bob? The shilling is gonna end one way or the other.
If the MCU dies first than Bob's just going to get passive aggressive/super aggressive about "AmeriKKKa just killed the voice of a generation" and then start instigating with people who read comics because he liked it better when they had stories of superhumans who pal around with literal gods and billionaires with a multiverse at their finger tips that complain about how they're oppressed because of their race. #relateable.
 
Which will die first, The MCU or Bob? The shilling is gonna end one way or the other.
MCU is one of the highest-grossing movie franchises that still keeps cranking out blockbuster after blockbuster. Meanwhile, Bob is a fat diabetic sperg in his 40s who's vitriol and hatred are probably causing him a great deal of stress and heart issues.

Tough call, but I'm going to say Bob. And once he kicks the KFC bucket, nobody will even remember who he was.
 
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Overreliance on quippy dialogue, forgettable villains, overall style?
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"I have family in Kentucky." Imagine what that's like.
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Apu sperging.
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No Bob, the beetus just finally melted your brain.
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Even if any of that mattered, I'm failing to see the discrimination in Apu existing. It's not any more discriminatory than any other character in the Simpsons existing... Which is to say, it isn't at all. It's been said dozens of times already, but that seems to be the thing that never gets through. There's never any thought about what makes Apu so much worse than any other character on the show, despite them all having the same base idea in their creation and all being executed the same way. It just "is" because "racism."

The idea of bad intent being a requirement for racism is foreign to any of these people, nevermind Bob. Bob and his pals are too busy putting a black and white filter on things people say, where he is the ultimate good and those plebs just don't understand that anyone who disagrees with them (Bob and co.) are too stupid to vote or have any rights.
 
I will say the following about Bob's rambling about Apu: Yes, he and his portrayal of indian culture are in some way obviously based rather on some "western" tv fairytale version of indian culture.
But guess what: This is essentially the only way most people, probably also many indians in America, know of India to begin with. Why? because they do not live in India itself. Not just that, but thanks to how western ideas are managing to get across the globe for over a century, the "indian" culture gets more and more westernized anyway.

And who the fuck is he to call someone in the west a "racist" for the fairytale thing of India, when he is the one who praises Wakanda as the fairytale african culture?
 
Overreliance on quippy dialogue, forgettable villains, overall style?
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"defending Disney irks me"
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"I have family in Kentucky." Imagine what that's like.
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Who's this James Moffatt motherfucker, and why would he bother associating himself with EugenicsBob?

Also Bob's strawman of "No one is advocating for IQ tests" doesn't work because
1. He's clearly advocating for that despite backpedaling, and
2. Bob fails to actually refute the point the people calling him out are making (the fact that his "stupid = evil" mentality makes mentally handicapped people out to be evil due to their lesser intelligence)
 
Now this might be because I'm a pretentious faggot who shops at organic market places and does their best to avoid crappy convenience stores, but is the Indian immigrant running a 7-11 really such a prevalent demographic of people that it can be called a stereotype?

Indians in the US tend to own small businesses, including convenience stores, fast-food franchises (especially Subways), hotel chains, and Indian restaurants. Sometimes they hire family members to work at the businesses they own (especially Indian restaurants), but they usually just hire local employees. Nothing wrong with this--Indian immigrants are among the most affluent groups in the US thanks to their high rate of business ownership, and the fact they tend to go into fields like medicine and such.

So yes, Indians owning convenience stores is a huge demographic.
 
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Oh suddenly Bobby is Catholic?

Also Bob's strawman of "No one is advocating for IQ tests" doesn't work because
1. He's clearly advocating for that despite backpedaling, and
2. Bob fails to actually refute the point the people calling him out are making (the fact that his "stupid = evil" mentality makes mentally handicapped people out to be evil due to their lesser intelligence)

Technically he never mentioned IQ tests in relation to voting, but...
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Probably just a ploy so people can't call him a "fedora atheist neckbeard" despite him checking all of the boxes.


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Intelligence tests are a freud in itself to some degree.
See, there is a difference between knowledge and intelligence. For example, Bob can read as many books as he wants, if he does use the knowledge he learns through the books to any use or make connections between information, he is not really all that intelligent to begin with.
Furthermore, intelligence tests were once invented to just determine if a kid was smart enough to leave kindergarten and join elementary school (in other words, they are the most simplistic form of intelligence) and if anything, they are meant to test a basic level of being able to use logic and associations to solve a problem.
For example, the riddle "A roster stands on a roof with four sides, each side directing in one direction (north, south, east,w est) . The roster lays an egg. in which direction does the egg roll?
Answer: Of course none, cause rosters are male.

This is a very logical question to see if someone is able to actually get to identify the "trap" in the question instead of taking it just for granted.

So, Bob wants grown up adults to take a test invented to measure how smart kids are? What would it say if he fails something Ralph Wiggum would have no problems to solve?
 
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So on Friday, Bob posted a recap of his favorite film series that’s about go hit a brick wall on Friday with Infinity War on Geek.com and talks super fast, making it unclear and confusing.

Seriously, this demonstrates how terrible he is at movie commentaries.


Speaking of Infinity War, does anyone know when the review embargo drops?
 
Which will die first, The MCU or Bob? The shilling is gonna end one way or the other.
I've got my fingers crossed for "both at the same time".
Probably just a ploy so people can't call him a "fedora atheist neckbeard" despite him checking all of the boxes.


Theres also this:
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Let's never let anyone forget he said this. This should be the first Google result when you search the name "Bob Chipman".

I almost wrote "Chumpman". Freudian slip?
 
Seriously, I hope George Lucas grows a pair and buy back Lucasfilm before Iger and Kathleen Kennedy drive the franchise to the ground further by appealing to Bob and his ilk.
Since Star Wars is getting less valuable as a movie franchise / for selling toys with every Disney movie release he could always just do another sci-fi/space action movie, he wouldn’t even need brand recognition since his name would be enough, maybe get Mark Hamilton in it too to annoy Disney.
 
Legit thought now.

Let's assume Bob means it when he says his fascistic screeds are jokes. That his personal circles are full of people who would legit go "good one, Bob" when he bemoans the lack of IQ tests due to Nazis and Jim Crow.

Just what kind of family did he grow up in if he learned targeted sexism and racism was a GOOD thing?
 
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I will say the following about Bob's rambling about Apu: Yes, he and his portrayal of indian culture are in some way obviously based rather on some "western" tv fairytale version of indian culture.
But guess what: This is essentially the only way most people, probably also many indians in America, know of India to begin with. Why? because they do not live in India itself. Not just that, but thanks to how western ideas are managing to get across the globe for over a century, the "indian" culture gets more and more westernized anyway.

This was in put movie group when we were watching foreign films. We watched Baahubali (bollywood epic - it's on netflix) and some there started complaining that the fantasy world it takes place in had some noticeable western touches. (As a robot i couldn't care about your many sub designations - kill ALL humans.)

Also Bob's strawman of "No one is advocating for IQ tests" doesn't work because
1. He's clearly advocating for that despite backpedaling, and
2. Bob fails to actually refute the point the people calling him out are making (the fact that his "stupid = evil" mentality makes mentally handicapped people out to be evil due to their lesser intelligence)

Technically he never mentioned IQ tests in relation to voting, but...
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Bob does have a narrow out. He has stated before that conservatives are too dumb to function. Somewhere on here is him saying James Damore is clearly too dumb to work at google because of his beliefs.

So he's not going to have IQ tests, just purity tests. "Only the woke can vote."
 
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