Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

Not even past the first minute and he's already treating like shit the people who don't want spoilers.

Does Bob even know how to mantain an audience long-term?

It’s remarkably easy to attract hate watchers if you are Bob. Does that count?

 

[[username]]

Well, there is this.
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Bob calling Kanye and Trump "man childs"

Wait, is that guy calling Kanye a race traitor? What the fuck.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

So why does bob hate Venom and he's getting hard for it to fail? I'm not very good at understanding how he interacts with cape shit and all I've got is he doesnt like anti-heroes.

Because he loathes the 90s. Remember that Bob went to high school in the 90s and by his own admission was bullied hard enough that it tainted the entire decade for him. Venom is one of the only things Marvel did in the 90s that refuses to die, so of course he hates it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Because he loathes the 90s. Remember that Bob went to high school in the 90s and by his own admission was bullied hard enough that it tainted the entire decade for him. Venom is one of the only things Marvel did in the 90s that refuses to die, so of course he hates it.

Not really related to Venom, but to your other point: I often wonder if Bob was genuinely bullied or if he has a grandiose memory of pedestrian adolescent bullshit, a la Dobson's wildly overstated versions of all the travails he's gone through.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Because he loathes the 90s. Remember that Bob went to high school in the 90s and by his own admission was bullied hard enough that it tainted the entire decade for him. Venom is one of the only things Marvel did in the 90s that refuses to die, so of course he hates it.

Eddie Brock first appeared in 1986 and got the symbiote in 1988. He's an 80s character even though he didn't really hit the mainstream until the 90s. The very end of the 80s.

The symbiote itself was a thing since 1984 if that was going to be brought up. A large part of the 80s comics had him running around in black.

 

[Flexo]

Oh wow, SKB? It's been literal years since I heard of him! What plothole fix did he canonize?

When Gwen slept with Norman.

How in the hell do you retroactively work out the timeline of all of this? When did Gwen sleep with Norman? During what time span was she pregnant? When did she have the kids? Why didn�t she ever show? When would she have been gone for such an extended period of time to have the kids?

Frankly, I can't do it.
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Essentially, you have to be pretty flexible with Spider-Man�s continuity to make things fit.
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Let's return to the events of issue #60. Gwen is seriously depressed, angry, and hurt about Peter's perceived treatment of her father and has thrown him out of her house telling him she never wants to see him again. But her trials don't stop there. Bam - there's a picture on the front page of The Daily Bugle showing Captain Stacy committing criminal acts - with the photograph taken by none other than - Peter Parker! Not only does this make her even angrier at Peter, feeling doubly betrayed but now it appears that the man she's loved and adored for all of these years may even have been a criminal and kept numerous secrets from her!

And just like those bad infomercials say "But wait - there's more!" Captain Stacy decides to flee, over Gwen's protests, but the Kingpin, taking no chances, sends his goons out to the airport to take Gwen and her father prisoner, bringing them to Winkler's lab at Oscorp.

As she clearly realizes that she and her father are in mortal danger, Gwen is subsequently bound and gagged by the Kingpin's goons, compounding her feelings of helpless and fear. Being gagged, she doesn't even have the small solace that being able to talk to her father, or attempting to reason with the Kingpin and his gorillas, might bring. Suddenly, Spider-Man bursts in to try to save the day, but Winkler holds him at bay by pointing a gun straight at Gwen and her father threatening to kill them. Can you conceive what could have been going through the mind of an 18-year-old-girl whose world and life has been turned upside down over the last couple of days, and now is totally helpless and facing death?

And then all of a sudden, guess who comes to the rescue? Norman Osborn, seeing that the light in Winkler's lab is still on, grows increasingly suspicious, and decides to check things out. He is horrified at the scene that greets him and takes decisive action. Admittedly, Osborn's action against Winkler prompts an accidental firing that creates another jeopardy, but within a minute it's all over as Spidey is now free to do what superheroes do.


However, in the rush of excitement, the arrival of the police taking statements, and Norman's temporary incapacitation due to his increasingly painful headaches (after seeing a picture of the Green Goblin, he has become steadily more troubled) and proximity to the resulting explosion at the lab, Gwen probably does not get the chance to express her gratification to Norman for saving their lives.

Remember in issue #512 when Gwen tells Mary Jane that she had gone to see Norman "on another matter"? What would prompt Gwen to see him on her own initiative? I suppose one could think of a number of things, but it seems likely that she wanted to personally and properly thank Norman. And I'm sure that's ALL she had on her mind.
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So, I've hypothesized that between issues #61 and #64, Gwen Stacy has gone to thank Norman Osborn for saving her and her father's life. She can gain ready access to Osborn due to his longstanding friendship with her father, her friendship with Harry, and the fact that he has known her since she was a small child.
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You have two adults (admittedly one is more than twice the age of the other) who are probably each at their weakest and most vulnerable - and something just happened.

-Source

-Marvel's Official Site

 

[Gordon Cole]

He's going all in with the "Kanye the race traitor" narrative.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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I'm not sure which question to ask first. Who says anyone has to love anything? What does any of that have to do with Swift? He's going down weird territory again.

 

[AZ 594]

He's going all in with the "Kanye the race traitor" narrative.
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His tweets are becoming less coherent. I'd think he's losing his mind if I didn't know that happened long ago.

 

[Kyria the Great]

His tweets are becoming less coherent. I'd think he's losing his mind if I didn't know that happened long ago.

Well that is the risk of being in an echo chamber. If you don't have anyone to oppose or call out your ideas as dumb, then you get to some real Terry A. Davis level of coherency.

 

[[username]]

Well that is the risk of being in an echo chamber. If you don't have anyone to oppose or call out your ideas as dumb, then you get to some real Terry A. Davis level of coherency.

Can't wait for the GLOW IN THE DARK NIGGERFAGGOTS.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yes, it does suck that black people aren't in lockstep with your beliefs.

Neither is Wakanda.

Don't tell actual journalists what to do.

"But when I claim harassment with little to no evidence..."

 

[Positron]

I've just heard a critic say the techno-dindus in Infinity Wars are no longer cool. Does Bobby allude to that in his "review"?

He's going all in with the "Kanye the race traitor" narrative.
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Typical SJW. The "minorities" are the most precious of treasures that can do no wrong, but if they say one thing out of the line, they immediately become lower than dirt.

Neither is Wakanda.
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Neither is Superior Future. Neither is anything that spews out of his gaping maw.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Neither is Wakanda.
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Oh yeah, I nearly forgot that this was one of Bob's recently created beliefs around the time TLJ came out. Consistency doesn't matter if you're dealing with something fictional. It's a paper thin excuse to justify fucking up.

All that needs to be said about that is story telling in general requires some level of consistency if you want people to be invested and just because people will accept mistakes being made, that doesn't mean you shouldn't put any effort in. That's being a hack.

 

[BubbleButt]

His tweets are becoming less coherent. I'd think he's losing his mind if I didn't know that happened long ago.

The diabetes and liver failure fried his brain

 

[Done]

That shitty fanbase saw the trailer over 36 million times in 3 fucking days, so this is definitely a highly anticipated movie, which in itself bodes well for Bob salt.

Checking the bio of the original tweeter yields the by now very predictable pronouns notice, and a very :islamic: furry avatar, so look at your own risk:

https://twitter.com/kafzeil

 

[elder god]

Neither is Wakanda.

A few posts earlier:

Heh, Bob wants the a-loggers to knock it off too.

Sad and pathetic indeed

Again, an audience of him and only him would like this.
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I love how, outside of politics, he’s the exact kind of nerd that he shits on, he’s a pathetic loser who would instantly abuse any powers given to him to hurt as many people as possible, and it would probably just blow up in his face.

 

[Adamska]

Overcompensating with Venom.
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"Trump bad! Hillary dindu nuffin!"
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Also, projection.
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That multipoint rant proves he never read comic books. Because that is verbatim what you could find on wikipedia and completely fails to show how his character worked. It's all events, no character insight.

GG in proving my point Bob; you're a fraud who has no talent or knowledge in any media field you waddle your way into. Be it comic, films, and games, you prove that nine times out of ten you probably only google shit and then make it up in your head for clicks.

 

[RockVolnutt]

That multipoint rant proves he never read comic books. Because that is verbatim what you could find on wikipedia and completely fails to show how his character worked. It's all events, no character insight.

GG in proving my point Bob; you're a fraud who has no talent or knowledge in any media field you waddle your way into. Be it comic, films, and games, you prove that nine times out of ten you probably only google shit and then make it up in your head for clicks.

I'm not sure why he bothers pretending when he also believes "who cares, it's all fictional anyways". Is it an ego thing where he can't admit to not being an expert in everything? Does he think he gets him "cred" with the crowds he wants to woo or write for? If "who cares" then he wouldn't be any better or worse off for it.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Bob is one of those SJW's who probably doesn't have a lot or any friends who aren't white so all the "native Americans" he talked to are probably the guy who makes his coffee at some Starbucks who claims to be 1/8th native American so he can bitch about all the crimes of the white man while being as white s Bob.

Given Bob’s obvious loathing both for Chads and for Nerds, it’s pretty clear Bob likely has never had all that many friends. That’s the one thing that has always stood out in his videos, especially those horrid Game Overthinker episodes. They are always quite literally Bob playing by himself. Bob assuming every role and playing multiple characters. It’s like watching a pathetic Middle Aged Calvin and Hobbes. Contrast that with Linkara who seems to have a deep Rolodex of people that do like him, in spite of his odder flaws, and will happily work with him. Look at every time we have seen ?Bob on camera with other people, such as guest appearances on those other critic shows. Look at how uncomfortable others look with him. Even the infamous Anita panel and pictures. Bob was the kid not even the Nerds could stand to be around. We all know that kid. Every school has one.

Maybe it's like Channel Awesome/DSP where he has an cult of autists who are insanely loyal to him.

Once again Bob is a one man show, even on Twitter. If he were to send his Twitter Army after someone they might get a handful of insane tweets from 3 or 4 unmedicated lunatics, assuming Brianna’s campaign staff isn’t busy that day. He may have followers, but he really diesn’t Have many supporters. He’s the kid nobody wants.