Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

I find it hilarious that Bob considers himself "creative" when the closest thing he has to creating a piece of art or fiction is The Game Overthinker and that was A) complete horseshit and B) largely a framing device for his own commentary. As many have repeated, all of the ideas Bob posits on Twitter are terrible and I am thankful that no one in Hollywood is actually listening to him because he is a piece of white trash from Boston.

Also, I just had a random thought: if Bob does go to the gym (which I remain skeptical of), what is his workout regiment like? I would assume that he hits the treadmill because it is the only way he could watch Netflix on a tablet. Given that his both his weight and poor circulation from his 'beetus probably keeps him from running too fast. I also have a hard time imagining him lifting weights because the only thing he is capable of lifting is a Big Mac before he stuffs it in his maw.

I will give Bob credit for being a bit more creative than most of the other YouTube mivie/videogame/pop culture autists. He weirdly does have some production skills, uses graphics and appropriate clips (thankfully often instead of his own hideous self) And seems to build a script first. So he puts some work and effort in. Far more than many of his contemporaries such as the “Nostalgia Critic”. He doesn’t just sit and shriek at the camera. So yeah a bit of creativity. Which isn’t saying much. Leni Reifenstahl was an amazingly creative filmmaker. It was the subject and contents of her creations which were abhorrent. Bob’s creations will always suffer from the fact that no matter how technically skilled, they have Bob, and Bob’s words and ideas at the center of them. Never Be Bob!

 

[RockVolnutt]

Keep in mind Bob considers starbucks employees the new working class. It's why he calls actual working class people obsolete. In his mind he considers himself working class despite never doing a day of labor in his life.

He also believes service industries are the only ones with a future in America, cheap foreign labor & automation are compatible, and the pseudo-slaves he'll trap in his country won't give him a worse death than what he can imagine for the working class if he ever tried making them jobless on top of that.

 

[Patamong]

Keep in mind Bob considers starbucks employees the new working class. It's why he calls actual working class people obsolete. In his mind he considers himself working class despite never doing a day of labor in his life.

That's an insult to Starbucks employees, they're way more working class than Blobby boy could ever wish to be.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That's an insult to Starbucks employees, they're way more working class than Blobby boy could ever wish to be.

They provide coffee to people who need to have some sugar for the day. Far more than Bob flapping his titties on screen.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

They also engage in light to moderate racial profiling. Bob has that in common with them, hence why he believes himself to be "working class."

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Bob is in no position to be mocking people who have traits that he also has. Such as being a "game show host". Isn't he the host of a show that has to do with games? Not a game show, but something no less silly.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Bob is in no position to be mocking people who have traits that he also has. Such as being a "game show host". Isn't he the host of a show that has to do with games? Not a game show, but something no less silly.

I'm an idiot, so we're talking about Trump, right? It wasn't even a "game show", it was a reality TV show. Now, arguably, the lines are blurring more day by day for the definition of reality TV, but Trump's show was about running a business. The whole thing Trump was known for before goldfish-memoried pants wetters started crying that he was running for president. Trump runs, or ran, a fuckload of businesses and had a show about finding someone for his businesses. Not sure how people manage to forget these things.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

So, I watched Infinity War.
Then I went to watch Moviebob's review.
The fact he thinks this is worth 3,5 stars out of four and that Thanos is a parody of self loathing daddy characters (while urinating his sugar flavored piss over the new God of War) is hilarious. Thanos is not played as a parody. He is played pretty much straight in this trope, despite the fact it feels softer spoken than he would be in the comics.
So much for knowing anything, aside of how to get a secret burger at McDonalds after you managed to get through all the foods on the extra menus and buy the secret happy meal nintendo toy.

On another note, Infinity War... was okay. No masterpiece, but I got what I wanted in the end. Also, I think Bob should now be called an SJW traitor, seeing how he pretty much celebrates what Thanos did in the end. What was it?

Spoiler

Thanos snaps his fingers and as to be expected, half the universe dies. That half btw includes pretty much all major black characters of the MCU except Warmachine. Ooops. Seems that black lives don't matter at all.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob is in no position to be mocking people who have traits that he also has. Such as being a "game show host". Isn't he the host of a show that has to do with games? Not a game show, but something no less silly.

I'm an idiot, so we're talking about Trump, right? It wasn't even a "game show", it was a reality TV show. Now, arguably, the lines are blurring more day by day for the definition of reality TV, but Trump's show was about running a business. The whole thing Trump was known for before goldfish-memoried pants wetters started crying that he was running for president. Trump runs, or ran, a fuckload of businesses and had a show about finding someone for his businesses. Not sure how people manage to forget these things.

Even if Trump was nothing more then a game show host (which he isn't), the point of the matter is that Bob is deriding the accomplishments of a person FAR more successful then he'll ever be. Bob will never be worth a sole on one of Trump's shoes, but yet he makes the accomplishments of other sound meaningless.

 

[The Nothingness]

Also, I think Bob should now be called an SJW traitor, seeing how he pretty much celebrates what Thanos did in the end.

We know he is fake feminist so it's no surprise he only panders to minorities when it suits him (kind of typical for SJW types). Has he chimed in yet on Kanye West?

Spoiler: I clicked on the tag

While I expect outrage to come about for what Thanos did, it seems obvious the MCU will pull some deus ex machina to undo what happened

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm an idiot, so we're talking about Trump, right? It wasn't even a "game show", it was a reality TV show. Now, arguably, the lines are blurring more day by day for the definition of reality TV, but Trump's show was about running a business. The whole thing Trump was known for before goldfish-memoried pants wetters started crying that he was running for president. Trump runs, or ran, a fuckload of businesses and had a show about finding someone for his businesses. Not sure how people manage to forget these things.

And Bob even argued how Trump was more successful at playing a businessman on TV than he was in real life. Never mind the fact that was already successful far before The Appretice aired.

And yet Bob wants us to believe Trump’s unqualified for president but Oprah is.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

We know he is fake feminist so it's no surprise he only panders to minorities when it suits him (kind of typical for SJW types). Has he chimed in yet on Kanye West?

Spoiler: I clicked on the tag

While I expect outrage to come about for what Thanos did, it seems obvious the MCU will pull some deus ex machina to undo what happened

Oh sure, I know they will "fix" it in avengers 4 by use of time travel or whatever. But I still expect a kneejerk reaction out of some SJW idiots. Let's not forget, everyone already tried to throw shit at Wheddon for the thing with Romanov not being able to get pregnant.

 

[thismanlies]

Is he seriously trying to paint himself as part of the working class?
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I guess by Bob's logic, Chris is part of the working class too.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Does beetus normally affect spelling? Cause this is some Flowers for Algernon shit.

EDIT: If any of you feel the need to sperg about Infinity War, go here. The last thing we need is another repeat of what happened with Last Jedi where people shat up the thread with nerd shit.

 

[Rekkington]

And Bob even argued how Trump was more successful at playing a businessman on TV than he was in real life. Never mind the fact that was already successful far before The Appretice aired.

And yet Bob wants us to believe Trump’s unqualified for president but Oprah is.

I love these arguments. Even Cenk did this, "He is a FAILED businessman!" Nigga he started 200 businesses and like 2 failed. Most entrepreneurs need to fail like 5 times before one works. You can insult him on many things but you're absolutely insane if you try to imply he doesn't know how to run a business or make money. Yeah he got a million dollar loan. He turned it into a billion. That's like handing someone hundred dollars and them turning it into a million. Here's a better one: if it's so easy to turn millions into billions, why are there even millionaires? Why aren't they all billionaires?

"Mmmmm ever hear of Trump Casino?" Yeah ever hear of Virtual Boy? I guess Nintendo has no fucking idea what they're doing right Bob?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I love these arguments. Even Cenk did this, "He is a FAILED businessman!" Nigga he started 200 businesses and like 2 failed. Most entrepreneurs need to fail like 5 times before one works. You can insult him on many things but you're absolutely insane if you try to imply he doesn't know how to run a business or make money. Yeah he got a million dollar loan. He turned it into a billion. That's like handing someone hundred dollars and them turning it into a million. Here's a better one: if it's so easy to turn millions into billions, why are there even millionaires? Why aren't they all billionaires?

"Mmmmm ever hear of Trump Casino?" Yeah ever hear of Virtual Boy? I guess Nintendo has no fucking idea what they're doing right Bob?

I guarantee you if Bob wanted to be a entrepreneur with a business, he would be a disaster from the start. His lack of knowledge regarding business and economics, his planet size ego, and complete hostility towards workers would bankrupt a company at a single heartbeat.

 

[A Random]

Does beetus normally affect spelling? Cause this is some Flowers for Algernon shit.
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He probably wrote 'abour', phone got the wrong typo.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Donald's a game show host? Oprah's a talk show host.

 

[Gordon Cole]

And you do?

He probably wrote 'abour', phone got the wrong typo.

And "can drivers"?

 

[A Random]

"Cab drivers".

Also on the tweet above, I guess Blob is sorta right? Just saying 'this sucks' isn't good criticism, but pointing out why it sucks is.

Demanding change because you think it sucks, however, may be bad criticism.