Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Oh, silly me, he was being "sarcastic", like how he was "sarcastic" about eugenics and voter disenfranchisement.
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I'm not keeping up with the Muller thing (it's been 18 months if they had anything concrete it would have come up by now), but isn't Muller and his investigation seen as a big cause in decline for Democrat popularity? Last I heard it was wheel-spinning to the nth degree.
This whole investigation is basically a giant excuse for the Democrats to not own up to their embarrassment of a loss to Trump in 2016. Sad part about this is that people like Bob are too stupid to fall for this crap.

Bob sucks at everything except for shoveling food into his maw.
Bob is also the worst textbook definition of nerds. He's shallow, terrible, lazy, and arrogant as fuck at film, game, comic book, and cultural criticism and accuses white people of them being a problem for not liking something that generally sucks.

For example, I can see him sperging about how the backlash Shakespeare in Love had because it infamously beat Saving Private Ryan for the Best Picture Oscar of 1998 was because of dudebro right wingers, when he would ignore the fact that Shakespeare in Love is a dogshit film that shouldn't have won over one of the most realistic and most intense war films ever made, and it had a aggressive Oscar campaign by Harvey Weinstein, who I feel Bob is way too soft on because he's a Democrat, ignoring the fact that he is a more legit serial rapist than Donald Trump.
 
Bob losing the moral ground to Jonathan McIntosh.

I repeat, Bob losing the high ground to Jonathan McIntosh.

Think about that for a second.
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"When someone does something I don't like, I unperson them and want to subjugate them to the full extent of my wrath. This is a perfectly reasonable stance that could never possibly backfire. What are you, some kinda Nazi?"-Robert "The Fuhrer of Bottomless Hunger" Chipman.

He really doesn't seem to get that even the worst monsters in history are still human. That is not a defense for them but rather something to keep in mind as mindless vengeance does nobody any good. Bob's the type who'd suggest gassing the Germans after WW2 with no sense of self-awareness.
 
Hey, McNuggets ain't free. That 300 extra dollars a month could pay for 60 bags of 20 piece nuggets (or enough to feed Bob for two whole days.)
I'm sure his mom still feeds him.

Bob losing the moral ground to Jonathan McIntosh.

I repeat, Bob losing the high ground to Jonathan McIntosh.

Think about that for a second.
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> SJW Overlord: people should learn to be more empathetic.
> Bobby: what wise words My Liege! Yes people should learn to be less empathetic!

This is Peak Bob.
 
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Bob, if this generation DOES have its own version of the Nuremburg trials, it'll end with Hillary, Comey, and several other high level Democrats frog-marched into Gitmo for sedition, destruction of evidence, and charity fraud (amongst other, possibly greater crimes.) Even if Trump were the reincarnation of Hitler, I'm not sure how you, Bob, would expect him to face soy-powered vigilante justice, seeing as how he has the military and most of the civilian gunowners firmly on his side.

I guess, for Bob, being on the right side of history is like having a suit of invincible power armor, and I expect he thinks the Superior Future will go down like that one episode of Rick and Morty where Rick helps that cat girl kill all of the rich asshole cats and then dance in their blood. (Someone should tell Bob that cartoons aren't real. Also, that Racoon-Suit Mario isn't going to fly into his basement bedroom one night and whisk him away to an adventure n Mushroom Land.)
 
If Blobbo meet Andy in an isolated location, Bob would literally eat Andy in a cannibalist feeding frenzy because Bob needs Andy biomas to not starve from being a retarded meat and fat mountain

The fact that he is unaware of Romance of the Three Kingdoms is hilarious, considering how much he fetishizes China. However, it is one of China's four literary classics, and we all know that Bob does not read.
Off-topic but what are the other three Chinese literary classics?
He's Moviebob, right? Why doesn't he watch any of the huge number of Chinese, Korean, or Japanese movies or TV shows related to it? Or just keep playing Dynasty Warriors or Romance of the Three Kingdoms or any other of the huge number of video games based on it? For a guy who says we need to learn Mandarin once China replaces obsolete America, he isn't doing a good job getting into the graces of his future overlords.
Like quite a few others cows? Too much effort
 
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Off-topic but what are the other three Chinese literary classics?
  • Dream of The Red Chamber (the only one I've read and honestly the only one I am interested in. Research in this novel is a big industry in Chinese academia, but non-Chinese people don't seem to care about it.)
  • The Outlaws of the Marsh or The Water Margins (The Chinese version of Robin Hood, sorta. Again, very limited international impact.)
  • Journey to the West (the Japs are obsessed with this one; Dragon Ball was borne out of it, not to mention about a hundred porn films.)
 
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"When someone does something I don't like, I unperson them and want to subjugate them to the full extent of my wrath. This is a perfectly reasonable stance that could never possibly backfire. What are you, some kinda Nazi?"-Robert "The Fuhrer of Bottomless Hunger" Chipman.

He really doesn't seem to get that even the worst monsters in history are still human. That is not a defense for them but rather something to keep in mind as mindless vengeance does nobody any good. Bob's the type who'd suggest gassing the Germans after WW2 with no sense of self-awareness.
*Self rates A-Log* Yu know i think he doesn't deserve to be called Fuhrer because as vile as hitler was he 1) Wasn't always pure evil, 2) Actually was successful and 3) Wanted to improve the german lot in life.

Wow it's time for me to really stop postin in this thread when i compare Blobbo negatively with Hitler, What the fuck is wrong with me?
 
*Self rates A-Log* Yu know i think he doesn't deserve to be called Fuhrer because as vile as hitler was he 1) Wasn't always pure evil, 2) Actually was successful and 3) Wanted to improve the german lot in life.

Wow it's time for me to really stop postin in this thread when i compare Blobbo negatively with Hitler, What the fuck is wrong with me?
I really do think he views people as NPCs in a MovieBob video game. He lacks maturity to understand the flaws of "hunting monsters" or how you become one.
 
"When someone does something I don't like, I unperson them and want to subjugate them to the full extent of my wrath. This is a perfectly reasonable stance that could never possibly backfire. What are you, some kinda Nazi?"-Robert "The Fuhrer of Bottomless Hunger" Chipman.

He really doesn't seem to get that even the worst monsters in history are still human. That is not a defense for them but rather something to keep in mind as mindless vengeance does nobody any good. Bob's the type who'd suggest gassing the Germans after WW2 with no sense of self-awareness.

The fact the some of the worst people in history are human and had very human motives for their atrocities is what makes them terrifying. Also it should be noted as usual that the evils of WWII were largely brought on by the horrors of WWI and the unfair amount of burden that was placed on Germany for it.
 
Does he seriously think that MS-13 doesn't exist?
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Where's the "infuriating" tag?

Bob, open a fucking newspaper. Read something other than the editorial pissing on Trump and whatever comic strips your beetus brain can still comprehend.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ms-13-tells-members-kill-el-salvador-article-1.3943884

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...ory.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.bc4667574cee

https://nypost.com/2017/12/12/scour...ads-from-suffolk-to-nassaus-tony-north-shore/

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/01/01/the-teens-trapped-between-a-gang-and-the-law

And that's just a search based on MS-13 and Long Island. You smug, bloated cocksucker.
 
The fact the some of the worst people in history are human and had very human motives for their atrocities is what makes them terrifying. Also it should be noted as usual that the evils of WWII were largely brought on by the horrors of WWI and the unfair amount of burden that was placed on Germany for it.
They didn't do it right. America should've exterminated the German menace for causing two world wars and then start the Superior Future. Zero tolerenace for those unfit for an evolved 20th century existence unlike the angry fat kid in my "studio appartment" who keeps going on about Flash Gordon. They should be thankful for still being alive after the first one! Germany will never become a nation anyone in my family would adore or my name isn't John Chipman!
 
This tweet could be a bit of Catch-22 for Bob: does he agree with it, which means the same logic can be applied to Trump supporters or does not agree with it and be called racist?
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He'll likely agree with it but say it does not apply to Trump supporters.
Probably since he has a fetish for illegal immigrants. Plus, he probably has since a edited video that leaves out Trump specifically calling MS-13 members animals and instead shows he's saying all immigrants are animals.
 
Robert "The Fuhrer of Bottomless Hunger" Chipman.

I dunno, I think "Hungry Hungry Hitler" has more zing to it.

He'll likely agree with it but say it does not apply to Trump supporters.

I first bet he'd square the circle by not mentioning it at all, but this IS Bob we're talking about. I think he'd have a heart attack if he didn't Tweet constantly.
 
Acting like he's smarter than everyone else. Also, "Once I leave for work".
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Feminist.
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Bold move, that's his per diem for Mickey D's.
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