Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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But if he did smile, would it be considered creepier?
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Next, why the hell would you deep fry a turkey when your diabetic and have weight problems? At least smoke the damn thing you fucking cock.

I'm about 90-95 percent certain that Bob doesn't what diabetes is and has no idea what's good for it, how to manage it or how he even got it in the first place.

The more photos I see of bob, the more I'm convinced he's actually, legitimately, a psychopath. He never smiles, doesn't seem to understand how to fit in with any photo, and he's got that dead stare.

What, his seething hatred for others over the most minor things wasn't the immediate indication that he's a psychopath?

In all seriousness, I would really love if somehow Bob's mental records were leaked out to the public. It would be a great source of information on just what kind of mental problems cause Bob to act like the unstable retard he is.
 
Alright, @zedkissed60 noted that the Lynn, MA address we've been working with isn't current and is in fact an outdated dox, Bob's been living in Revere, MA, below is the most accurate location of Bob's basement apartment, yes it was initially published in 2016, but it's been reaffirmed.

Yes, Robert L. Chipman (born February 20, 1981) lives in the basement unit of this house:

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The address is:
43 Caruso Street
Revere MA 02151-2829

This address will be added to the OP along with the previously discussed glossary of terms.
 
While this is a joke I think it encapsulates well how certain movie critic thinks.

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Indeed. Bob's idea of compromise is that he gets what he wants while the other party simply gives in. It reminds me of a former friend I once had. Like Bob, he was in love with his own voice and extolled Barack Obama/Hillary Clinton/pick a Democrat as champions for the greater good (he also praised China at every opportunity he had, shocker) and how it was the Republicans that needed to compromise. People like Bob and my former friend (who I told to fuck off after denigrating my beliefs one too many times) are completely unable to see their idols as flawed human beings who are just as capable of corruption as the GOP, or conservatives in general.

Need I remind them that Leftist doctrines like Marxism helped pave the way for monsters like Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot?
 
Alright, @zedkissed60 noted that the Lynn, MA address we've been working with isn't current and is in fact an outdated dox, Bob's been living in Revere, MA, below is the most accurate location of Bob's basement apartment, yes it was initially published in 2016, but it's been reaffirmed.



This address will be added to the OP along with the previously discussed glossary of terms.

Hey @Sexy Times Hitler, I want my foot back, you clever motherfucker:

https://www.areavibes.com/revere-ma/demographics/

76% Caucasian!

EDIT: On the other hand, Wikipedia claims it's only 62%. We can at least be sure Bob doesn't live in sight of a crack den or a soul food restaurant.
 
Done for both.

@Sexy Times Hitler , @TheImportantFart, @PurpleDude and @LordKaT , if you can please fact-check the new addition to the OP (specifically Part VIII), thanks!
Looks great to me. Well done :biggrin: Only thing I'd add is that the Moon Wheat thing is also tied to a tweet Bob made where he said we should be terraforming the moon, but since that tweet's already included in the OP maybe it isn't such a big deal.
 
This is, quite possibly, one of the best OPs on this site. Well done sir.
Thanks dude, I would love it if you could dig up that podcast link, this way I can add it to the OP.

On the notion of moon wheat you might want to bring up one of the various ties Bob has sperged about terraforming the moon since it basically confirmed the original moon wheat incident.
Looks great to me. Well done :biggrin: Only thing I'd add is that the Moon Wheat thing is also tied to a tweet Bob made where he said we should be terraforming the moon, but since that tweet's already included in the OP maybe it isn't such a big deal.

LMAO Ask and ye shall receive, all of the below caps will be have been added to that section.

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Bonus Level: Bob defending Brianna Wu's moon rock insanity:
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/836506552651694081 (http://archive.is/cGlju)
 
Thanks dude, I would love it if you could dig up that podcast link, this way I can add it to the OP.

Alas, it wasn't on the podcast. It was a PM sent to me after the podcast. Moon Wheat Chipman is a legend built on a fan simply talking about having to "interact" with Bob multiple times.
 
Alas, it wasn't on the podcast. It was a PM sent to me after the podcast. Moon Wheat Chipman is a legend built on a fan simply talking about having to "interact" with Bob multiple times.
Nah I mean the podcast that prompted the fan to talk to you, I tried backtracking but the link was strangely down..
 
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