Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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You know, Bob Chipman is that special kind of infuriatingly smug. The kind that makes you want to punch him in the face until his eyeballs switch places. I guess the karmic balance for this kind of behavior is that nobody will hire someone as notorious as him, except for maybe a mop job. Once he loses his job as a reviewer (He's not one of the reviewers whose career will survive in the long run), he is pretty much fucked.
 
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Plissken said:
You know, Bob Chipman is that special kind of infuriatingly smug. The kind that makes you want to punch him in the face until his eyeballs switch places. I guess the karmic balance for this kind of behavior is that nobody will hire someone as notorious as him, except for maybe a mop job. Once he loses his job as a reviewer (He's not one of the reviewers whose career will survive in the long run), he is pretty much fucked.
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I take solace that no woman will ever procreate with him.
 
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Plissken said:
You know, Bob Chipman is that special kind of infuriatingly smug. The kind that makes you want to punch him in the face until his eyeballs switch places. I guess the karmic balance for this kind of behavior is that nobody will hire someone as notorious as him, except for maybe a mop job. Once he loses his job as a reviewer (He's not one of the reviewers whose career will survive in the long run), he is pretty much fucked.
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One of the more fascinating aspects about Bob is his obsession with relevance and how it fuels his non-stop rants on Twitter (I swear the man is the Kilauea of Twitter sperge-outs.) If Bob were truly relevant in entertainment, he would have moved out of his *ahem* "basement suite" and moved to cultural/tech hubs like NYC, Los Angeles, or Seattle if he wanted to be close to Nintendo and make tangible connections inside the industry. But nope, he chooses to live in the dank basement of some relation's home and "@" people on Twitter under the delusion that anyone of consequence will listen to his "sage advice." He is that annoying little poser who follows the cool clique who (at best) ignore him and his crowning achievement was a rant on the BvS, a film that no one will give a fuck about ten years from now.

If he weren't such a lolcow he wouldn't even be a zit on Zach Snyder's ass.
 
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"If you ignore everything about the bottom part of this photo, the left side and right side of this photo, and anything about the two people in the photo, it looks very bad for the president of these, our United States of America."
 
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The Nothingness said:
Anybody know what The Distinguished Competition is suppose to be? :\
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A quick google tells me that it's a term Stan Lee used in a monthly news page called "Bullpen Bulletins" he used to write in the backs of Marvel Comics, "Distinguished Competion" there was a code word DC comics. I'm guessing here Chipman is using it to mean he wants a scene where Starlord watches Batman Vs Superman and bitches about how shit it is? At least that's what I gathered.

Honestly, when I first googled it I was expecting to see it be a reference to Republicans or something. I know Chipman likes shitting on DC films but wanting a dedicated scene in a Marvel film do that just seems childishly petty.
 
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Quipy said:
A quick google tells me that it's a term Stan Lee used in a monthly news page called "Bullpen Bulletins" he used to write in the backs of Marvel Comics, "Distinguished Competion" there was a code word DC comics. I'm guessing here Chipman is using it to mean he wants a scene where Starlord watches Batman Vs Superman and bitches about how shit it is? At least that's what I gathered.

Honestly, when I first googled it I was expecting to see it be a reference to Republicans or something. I know Chipman likes shitting on DC films but wanting a dedicated scene in a Marvel film do that just seems childishly petty.
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Plus it doesn't make a lick of sense why a DCEU movie would be featured in the MCU. I guess the DC swipes in Deadpool 2 were not satisfying enough for Bobbo.
 
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A quick google tells me that it's a term Stan Lee used in a monthly news page called "Bullpen Bulletins" he used to write in the backs of Marvel Comics, "Distinguished Competion" there was a code word DC comics. I'm guessing here Chipman is using it to mean he wants a scene where Starlord watches Batman Vs Superman and bitches about how shit it is? At least that's what I gathered.

Honestly, when I first googled it I was expecting to see it be a reference to Republicans or something. I know Chipman likes shitting on DC films but wanting a dedicated scene in a Marvel film do that just seems childishly petty.
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Jesus now I wonder if he spanked it to Deadpool 2.
 
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Bob's 37. Just thought I'd bring that up.
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The Nintendo conference was at 9 AM Pacific/Noon Eastern.

"The grownup thing to do" is to go to sleep at 8 AM because you know you have to go see a movie that night and you stayed up all night. Motherfucker, you're not a grown up, you're me when I was 15 on summer vacation and didn't have a job.
 
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The Nothingness said:
Plus it doesn't make a lick of sense why a DCEU movie would be featured in the MCU. I guess the DC swipes in Deadpool 2 were not satisfying enough for Bobbo.
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There was a brief period of time where both companies were the comic books in the other's universe. So in DC they would read about Captain America & Spiderman, while in Marvel the characters there would read about Superman and Batman. It was an entertaining gag that both sides were fiction in the other's universe.

That they could do something like that in the movies between DC and Marvel would be a nice treat but I'm not sure anybody involved nowadays is adult enough to allow it.
 
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Flexo said:
There was a brief period of time where both companies were the comic books in the other's universe. So in DC they would read about Captain America & Spiderman, while in Marvel the characters there would read about Superman and Batman. It was an entertaining gag that both sides were fiction in the other's universe.

That they could do something like that in the movies between DC and Marvel would be a nice treat but I'm not sure anybody involved nowadays is adult enough to allow it.
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Stan Lee also released a comic book that was basically his vision of Superman, or something like that. I also know that in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency, Joseph Joestar is seen reading an issue of Superman on a plane, so it isn't limited to just Marvel and DC reading books from other pieces of media.
 
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Exercise, eat right, get plenty of rest and stay healthy everyone.
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Who taught all the lolcows I follow "impostor syndrome"? Because I swear I see it more and more each day as they try to justify the moments reality starts creeping in on their delusions. How narcissistic do you have to be to think self reflection that comes up negative is "impostor syndrome" instead of your subconscious telling you to better yourself? If it already takes Bob hours to delude himself back into his I wonder what will happen once he can't delude himself and reality sets in?
 
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