Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TerminalTryHard]

Yup. Americans are going to flock to Ireland because we have the worst blasphemy laws in the world and we don't allow abortions.

You don't understand, the US government doesn't provide people with free abortions though that's basically the same thing as banning all abortions forever.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yup. Americans are going to flock to Ireland because we have the worst blasphemy laws in the world and we don't allow abortions.

Bob would 180 as soon as an Irish guy draws Muhammad. He'll argue from the posistion that "he deserved it" and suggest the Irish government stop people like him while still saying the same stuff about blasphemy laws...

Kinda like how he parrots the crowd that thinks censorship only applies to governments and when companies collectively ban something, maybe because a government, that's totally different.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

We laugh at exceptional idiots who talk about the “superior future” and being on “the right side of history” while killing themselves with diabetes and heart failure

We also laugh at idiots that say stupid shit during a internet slapfight that costs them their career jobs that pays them with a decent paycheck.

 

[Mola Ram]

There's a reason his thread exploded after the Trumpocalypse, and it sure as shit ain't because any of us were being coordinated.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

So when Bob (by his own admission) RTs people he disagrees with and mocks them (again by his own admission) with the intent to have his followers harass them, that's OK?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So when Bob (by his own admission) RTs people he disagrees with and mocks them (again by his own admission) with the intent to have his followers harass them, that's OK?

Tactics/targets, you know the drill.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm still not seeing you gone either, so...

Watch out @Flexo, he's got a roboner!

 

[UglyOldJafar]

It bears repeating that Bob's 37.
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I am a fan of the KH franchise ever since the first game came out (I will fully admit, as a Disney semi sperg and initial weeb I fell in love with it) but the level of mental gymnastics Bob makes here to say something about KH is just retarted.
If someone wants to hear my two cents: If there ever is a KH world based on Wreck it Ralph, I think it would be cute if there is some bizarre acknowledgement that in the world of that movie KH is also a game series, for some sort of minor meta humor. But that is it. And it would not even be something mind numbling. I remember DC comics or cartoon episodes where the characters also found themselves once or twice in a world where it turns out they are just fiction. Heck, for me the selling point of a Wreck it Ralph world in KH wouldn't even be the meta shit. It would be the chance to kick King Candy/turbo in his bug form in the ass and have a game over screen that looks like a highscore list.

There. I think I also said something more of substance here than Bob in this chain of corporate chilling.

 

[LaughingJoke]

I'm still not seeing you gone either, so...
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Watch out @Flexo, he's got a roboner!
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Bob's Oblivion to the fact he's more of a Nazi than anyone in the Alt-Right is a sight to behold. He just wants to kill different groups of people outside of that he's goose stepping along with Hitler's agenda.

 

[NQ 952]

Bob's Oblivion to the fact he's more of a Nazi than anyone in the Alt-Right is a sight to behold. He just wants to kill different groups of people outside of that he's goose stepping along with Hitler's agenda.

With that beetus it's more like goose hopping.

 

[Gordon Cole]

With that beetus it's more like goose rolling.

FTFY.

 

[RockVolnutt]

With that beetus it's more like goose hopping.

The Nazi party kicked him out after the incidents with the furnace. Several Nazis had to seek therapy after the horrors they witnessed.

 

[LiquidKid]

With that beetus it's more like goose hopping.

I think you meant goose rolling. There’s no way Bob is capable of hoping.....but I would pay him $5 to watch him try

 

[TheImportantFart]

There’s no way Bob is capable of hoping.....but I would pay him $5 to watch him try

He'd cause a major earthquake if you did.

 

[LiquidKid]

He'd cause a major earthquake if you did.

Eh, I live in California. I’m used that.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Eh, I live in California. I’m used that.

The aftershocks would resonate across continents.

 

[LiquidKid]

The aftershocks would resonate across continents.

Even better. Bob could hop in California and finally split the fault line, sending it into the ocean and sparing the rest of the world. Of our awfulness

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Even better. Bob could hop in California and finally split the fault line, sending it into the ocean and sparing the rest of the world. Of our awfulness

I'm already picturing him hopping off of a diving board and landing at the bottom of the pool and the water would splash out of it.

 

[LiquidKid]

I'm already picturing him hopping off of a diving board and landing at the bottom of the pool and the water would splash out of it.

In my head, he walks to the end of the diving board, starts to build up the force required to jump, and that being too much for the poor thing to handle and it snapping, then it causing the gyser you mentioned

 

[thismanlies]

Yes, it's our fault you're mocked for saying royally stupid shit.
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Bob, we’re not the ones calling entire segments of the population obsolete because we want to grow fields of moon wheat next to Brianna Wu’s moon rock catapult. That’s you.