Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is such a humble, compassionate man.
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wtf I love troons now.
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As much as I root for a Ben Shapiro or an R.S. McCain to tear him apart, the fact is he'll only engage with his own side to the point of potentially being actually destroyed. A troon dogpile would do nicely.

That said, his obsequious fawning remains as nauseating as ever. He'll apologize for "misgendering" with the word "champ," but "mayonnaise ghouls" and "the unevolved" remain perennial Chipmanisms.
 
Bob is such a humble, compassionate man.
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Gee, it's almost like some people who have had a horrible thing happen to them would possibly want to help make it so others could avoid facing a similar tragedy in their lives. But that kind of empathy and thinking of others is lost in someone like Bob, who has probably never once even had a passing thought about trying to help anyone other than himself avoid misfortune.
 
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As much as I root for a Ben Shapiro or an R.S. McCain to tear him apart, the fact is he'll only engage with his own side to the point of potentially being actually destroyed. A troon dogpile would do nicely.
I would love to see him debate Jimmy Dore from the Young Turks on Hillary/Bernie, the working class, and Corporatism.
 
"You're not allowed to express grief if I disagree with you."
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"Black conservatives? They're just as fake as Batman!"
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Sperging about Charlottesville.
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From the guy who uses the word "iconic" every time he sees a Marvel movie.
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Remember when he complained about Content ID when these videos came out?

P.S. Way to ruin Collateral for me, dickhead.
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Fine, don't have support from the other aisle.
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, WHY ARE YOU GIVING HIM ADVICE?
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Seems like an awfully libelous thing to say, no?
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Better people than you have tried and failed.
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"You're not allowed to express grief if I disagree with you."
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"Black conservatives? They're just as fake as Batman!"
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Sperging about Charlottesville.
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From the guy who uses the word "iconic" every time he sees a Marvel movie.
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Remember when he complained about Content ID when these videos came out?

P.S. Way to ruin Collateral for me, dickhead.
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Fine, don't have support from the other aisle.
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, WHY ARE YOU GIVING HIM ADVICE?
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Seems like an awfully libelous thing to say, no?
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Better people than you have tried and failed.
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I'll take this piece by piece, because this is too exceptional, even by Blob's standards.
  1. Grieving is part of the natural process of coping with death. Only a true psychopath wouldn't grieve after the loss of a loved one. Hmm, who does that sound like?
  2. Blacks and Hispanics are more likely to become conservative than white people.
  3. Having your convention in DC really isn't a good idea, but Baltimore wasn't much better.
  4. They remastered the audio and video. I swear if it's pan and scan, I'm gonna strangle a bitch. You would think someone who reviews movies for a fucking living would know terms like that.
  5. That money could have been better off somewhere, preferably in my bank account.
  6. Thanks for making every conservative look like inbred hicks, you jackass. There's a term for that, and it's called stereotyping.
  7. As long as you have the blue checkmark of autism, anything goes, even crime, unless you are a Republican.
  8. Once again, we did NOTHING to encourage her suicide. If any of you ungrateful bastards actually did your goddamn job, you would see where it says NO TROLLING PLANS. You know what, give me your job, money, degree, and everything that you possess, because you are too goddamn stupid to have any of those.
    P.S. Eat a dick and suck on my sweaty, salty nutsack.
 
This is the first time I see Bob reference and/or retweeted about Kiwi Farms.

He's made oblique references a time or two. I seem to recall him mentioning "harassment farms."

"Black conservatives? They're just as fake as Batman!"

Holy shitballs, just look at him copping to wanting to say "house nigger."

This is why I don't think Bob is actually :autism: -- he usually knows exactly how far he can go without crossing his senpais' lines. It's one of the things that makes him so infuriating compared to other lolcows ... he can control how hateful and shitty and nasty he is. He just prefers not to.

If he ever got off his massive ass and actually did anything beyond shrieking online, he'd have the capacity for genuine evil, all the worse because (as CS Lewis said) he'd do it all with the approval of his conscience.
 
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My guns aren't people, but unlike Bob's videos and tweets-literally his only creations- they have lasting value and positive memories attached to them. Not that I expect a fat Masshole that only leaves the basement for McNuggies and new Mario games to understand harvesting your own meat for the table- that's for mayonnaise ghouls to do for you.

Speaking of, it's been a long time since I've seen Bob say much that's slavishly worshipful of Nintendo. Are the politics eating his brain now?
 
"But targeting me when I say inflammatory things is harassment!"
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Well if that were the case Bobby Boy, we should show everyone the daily deluge of crap you post on a regular basis with so much hate and bile that you won't even be able to work at fucking Thortons Gas Stations once you fall off the radar with your shit videos.

I am seriously wondering considering the amount of time investment that Bob gives to sheer hatred that is ulcers starting to develop or that it is going to eventually foment into a massive heart attack?
 
"You're not allowed to express grief if I disagree with you."
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"Black conservatives? They're just as fake as Batman!"
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Sperging about Charlottesville.
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From the guy who uses the word "iconic" every time he sees a Marvel movie.
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Remember when he complained about Content ID when these videos came out?

P.S. Way to ruin Collateral for me, dickhead.
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Fine, don't have support from the other aisle.
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM, WHY ARE YOU GIVING HIM ADVICE?
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Seems like an awfully libelous thing to say, no?
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Better people than you have tried and failed.
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Good to know Blobbo still reads this forum. He got the parkland shit from a previous post unless someone else tweeted to him the same
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He is such a sanctimonious fat prick.
 
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