Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob would just like to think he's gainfully employed and not living off of ebegging to support his autistic drivel.

Also, the last name Oliva is of Latin origin. Is that fat white shitlord Chipman erasing the narrative of a person of another ethnicity?
Jay Oliva's Filipino, but the point still stands.
 
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Bob is all of the things after the "beyond that" though...

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I've never noticed he puffs his lips out so much when he does his "thinkin" face....

When he makes that face he looks like the sort of mildly disabled person who plays video games meant for children, wears brightly colored t-shirts with cheery cartoon characters, and only rarely is allowed to leave his group home. Weird, huh?
 
Still going on about the Snyder Cut.
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Bullshit. You didn't get paid since it wasn't published on one of the websites you were hired, nor did you get ordered to do so. This is your own visceral hatred doing it for free. The ad revenue takes other videos. It doesn't pick which one. Even if you didn't do the damn video. You still leach out of Patreons for living along with the revenue. Writing for big publishers, and doing a storyboard for a living? THAT'S A FUCKING PAID JOB. Bitching, and moaning about a 5-year-old movie for 5 hours? THAT'S A FUCKING HOBBY!

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
 
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With Jay Oliva saying the Snyder Cut exist, I want to see if the technical stuff (visual, sound, etc.) is complete or can be completed just for Bob's reaction :story:
 
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If Oliva wanted to prove why big studios don't listen to critics like Bob. There's your reason why. And the mother fucker gave it on a silver plate.

I tend to take the creator's word over the critic's as a fan, especially in the case of Bob because he creates nothing and has such an inflated sense of self-importance. Meanwhile, look at Jay Oliva's resume. What really endears Oliva to me is that he comes off as much more humble than Bob could ever be, but appreciative of the fans despite the knowledge that some fanboys can be shitheads. He actually creates something loved by millions of people.

As for Bob, the corpulent fuck is about as useful to the industry as having a vestigial tail.
 

Wow faint praise for 3 minutes saying that he takes hard projects means you totally don’t have a hate boner when you produce a 4 hour long temper tantrum against one movie.

Just because you made a tweet that had an above-average reaction doesn't mean that people wanna give you money.
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For somebody who has been in the entertainment business for as long as you have, bob, one would think you would know how pathetic this makes you look.


My favorite part was where Bob claimed he was giving Oliva the benefit of the doubt, because we all know how much he likes to do that.

He’s only saying this so that when he loses the argument, he can just run away and proclaim her a troll, so he doesn’t have to deal with the fact that he lost an argument.
 
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How the fuck is Bob STILL talking about Justice League? I legitimately forgot I even watched that movie 10 minutes after I left the theatre. No joke. Just last week I was at lunch with the girl I took to that movie and we were trying to recall every movie we had seen together(we did a movie a week thing) and only two movies 100% escaped us. Atomic Blonde, and Justice League. That movie meant absolutely nothing to either of us.
But to Bob, this was like a defining moment in his life. If the console wars were Vietnam, and Modern Warefare 2 was 9/11, Justice League must have been the first battle in the Afghanistan war for him.
And yeah, he got his precious ad revenue for it. But no amount of money is worth degrading yourself by chimping out a subpar Hollywood blockbuster in a video that was longer than the fucking movie it’s about. Bob offered no criticism that any basic viewer couldn’t get sooner by watching the movie itself. And he’s still talking about it. Jesus Christ man. What did your doctor say when you come in every other week with massive blood pressure spikes induced by thoughts of The Justice League movie?
 
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