Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Holy shit, that's a picture for the ages. Goddamn, and I thought I was a Twitter addict (when I still had a Twitter).

The longer I look at this picture the sadder it gets.

I mean, look at it. You have this tropical paradise -- palm trees and all! -- a lovely manicured patio, little groups of people enjoying each other's company, what's probably pretty good free food ... and one guy completely isolated in the middle of the picture, bent so low over a 3 x 4 screen it's become his whole world. And with the context we know, it's highly likely he's tweeting some more misanthropic assholery while being utterly oblivious to the landscape around him.

Yeah, he did it to himself, but Christ almighty. Next time you feel tempted to lose your temper over some garbage he posts, remember this picture.
 
The longer I look at this picture the sadder it gets.

I mean, look at it. You have this tropical paradise -- palm trees and all! -- a lovely manicured patio, little groups of people enjoying each other's company, what's probably pretty good free food ... and one guy completely isolated in the middle of the picture, bent so low over a 3 x 4 screen it's become his whole world. And with the context we know, it's highly likely he's tweeting some more misanthropic assholery while being utterly oblivious to the landscape around him.

Yeah, he did it to himself, but Christ almighty. Next time you feel tempted to lose your temper over some garbage he posts, remember this picture.
Vacations are a time to relax and have fun, not a time to be a giant asshole. Bob built his house out of sheer hatred, and now he has to live in it.
 
TIL acknowledging that drug cartels exist is racist.
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Also, Bob's still thirsting over Monica Castillo.
 
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The longer I look at this picture the sadder it gets.

I mean, look at it. You have this tropical paradise -- palm trees and all! -- a lovely manicured patio, little groups of people enjoying each other's company, what's probably pretty good free food ... and one guy completely isolated in the middle of the picture, bent so low over a 3 x 4 screen it's become his whole world. And with the context we know, it's highly likely he's tweeting some more misanthropic assholery while being utterly oblivious to the landscape around him.

Yeah, he did it to himself, but Christ almighty. Next time you feel tempted to lose your temper over some garbage he posts, remember this picture.


That picture should a cautionary tale of how low someone can fall. Bob should be off fucking Twitter. Enjoying the fact he gets to see something else OTHER than his cage of hatred. But asking for Chipman to get out is like telling a nazi his ideology is toxic. They just refuse to listen.
 
Who follows bob just to hear him call conservatives, midwesterners, and blue collar workers unpeople? Really, you’re just as worthless as Blobb if you do that.
Probably the same people who nod when he demands media where people he doesn't like are beaten up by the cool progressive and diverse cast. Wanting "Sonichu but with minorities instead of hedgehogs" isn't groundbreaking, it's just immature and a laughable way to vent your problems.
 
TIL acknowledging that drug cartels exist is racist.
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Also, Bob's still thirsting over Monica Castillo.

I ask you, what is the point of having a semi-failed criminal narco state on our southern border if Bob can't pull an Ambrose Bierce while he's visiting it?
 
Bob could make a killing charging people money to take pictures with him. Just by virtue of being next to him, his brother looks 10 times better.

Frankly (aside from that gold from Mola Ram up there), dude looks shockingly normal when he puts the minimal amount of effort into doing so. A lot of these guys are straight up disasterpieces but he just looks like your run of the mill middle aged fat guy here. Genuinely surprised that even in stereotypical "dorky white" attire he looks pretty average, given what we actually know about him.
 
FLASH FACT: Twelve of fifty cities with the highest homicide rates on the planet are in Mexico (and I should note that five American cities are on that list) and include border cities like Tijuana and Juarez. Does Bob stop to wonder why that is the case? There is a reason why tourists do not venture far from the resorts in places like Cancun and Acapulco. Your chances of getting assaulted, robbed, and/or murdered increase exponentially and the drug cartels run roughshod across the north of the country.

That is not to say that the whole of the country is a shithole, but I suspect that the lolcow called Razorfist is right in his observation that illegal migration to the United States acts as a release valve for a corrupt Mexican government. If the US closed the border and erected a wall, there would be millions of pissed of citizens who demand reform. However, people like Bob want this torrent of migrants to permanently disenfranchise the native-born population by creating a permanent voting block loyal only to the Democratic party. I have no doubt in my mind that Bob would be calling for these people to be deported en masse if they voted Republican. They have no interest in making Mexico a better place for its own people. They don't care about the dead in the streets, or the human and drug trafficking. It's all a cynical desire to acquire power for themselves.
 
I have no interest in what anyone beyond Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and the border region of California have to say about illegal immigration from Mexico. If you live in the top half of the country shut the fuck up about it because you have ZERO idea of what problems arise from this issue.
 
The current favorite to be elected as Mexico's next president is actively campaigning to do this.

As a Mexican Kiwi here. I doubt he'll do it since there are so many shady people around him. If Bob took one second to see what hell Mexico is. Then he might probably understand how little he knows about the bleakness of the country.
 
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