Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Stan]

Didn't they have to buy Malibu to get it because they had a patent on the technology?

I could be mistaken but I thought that was the reason why.

Yeah, they had a patent on it, and marvel didn't want the printing they were using to be one uped by fucking Malibu

 

[Gordon Cole]

It will never not be weird seeing Bob with other people.

 

[Mola Ram]

It will never not be weird seeing Bob with other people.

That room would turn the most vivacious, ripest vagina into the Gobi desert.

 

[Red Hood]

Your whole feed is appalling behavior from a supposedly grown man.
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"We're the Real Germans Americans".
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>Real American
>Seems to hate everything American except for big cities and blockbuster movies

 

[Emperor Julian]

It will never not be weird seeing Bob with other people.

That's a lot of fat middle class white people using a beard to hide a double chin. I imagine the room to smell faintly of de-oderant with an underlace of fat man sweat. At Fedora's and flame shirts are now tainted enough that they don't make an appearance.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

It will never not be weird seeing Bob with other people.

My God, they all look the same. The guys at the far left and right could practically be twins (and maybe they are, I didn't look these guys up.) Bob has changed into a better t-shirt at least, although he still needs to ditch the Frankenstein sportscoat.

>Real American
>Seems to hate everything American except for big cities and blockbuster movies

McDonald's. You're leaving out McDonalds. Speaking of which, if Bob has a coronary while his face is buried in a carton of McNuggets, I think we should petition the Honorable President Dr. Donald J. Trump to give Ray Kroc a posthumous Congressional Medal of Freedom.

 

[cypocryphy]

It will never not be weird seeing Bob with other people.

Why aren't any women of color there? That's pretty problematic.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Why aren't any women of color there? That's pretty problematic.

Because even in the Superior Future©, Robert Deniro is the only white guy with jungle fever.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

It will never not be weird seeing Bob with other people.

I'm more baffled by how people still respect him after the rants he goes on twitter. He wants to unite all yet he understands none.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm more baffled by how people still respect him after the rants he goes on twitter. He wants to unite all yet he understands none.

I forget is he doing another panel today? I would imagine a lot of people are going to confront him on his hypocrisy and political sperging.

 

[Commander X]

My God, they all look the same. The guys at the far left and right could practically be twins (and maybe they are, I didn't look these guys up.) Bob has changed into a better t-shirt at least, although he still needs to ditch the Frankenstein sportscoat.

These sort of guys seem to be stamped and pressed right off of a factory assembly line, these Mass Consuming Toddler Men, who will pretty much gleefully buy and watch anything so long as it's marketed to "nerds", "geeks" and so on. It's really grotesque.

 

[LaughingJoke]

It will never not be weird seeing Bob with other people.

Men who haven't felt a vagina since birth Alex.

 

[Gordon Cole]

James Gunn reeeeing.

Stop trying to gaslight us, Bob!

Bob, your black-and-white morality is showing.

wow, what an arbitrary and bullshit distinction.

This is all gonna go to his head, isn't it?

And lastly, Bob trying to look cool. The key word here is "trying".

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Ew, that nigga's got a gunt.

 

[0 0]

And lastly, Bob trying to look cool. The key word here is "trying".
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I swear that each photo he posts, he has the exact same expression replicated perfectly each time. It's like Bob's face is incapable of moving.

Also while the blatant hypocrisy of Bob and others like him whining about "outrage culture" has been stated ad nauseum at this point, I do relish that when the next inevitable outrage from these people comes up, we can just point at these very tweets as an example of how hollow their words are.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

And lastly, Bob trying to look cool. The key word here is "trying".

At least for once the other person in the picture looks about as happy as Bob looks

 

[Maggots on a Train]

James Gunn reeeeing.
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Stop trying to gaslight us, Bob!
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Bob, your black-and-white morality is showing.
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wow, what an arbitrary and bullshit distinction.
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This is all gonna go to his head, isn't it?
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And lastly, Bob trying to look cool. The key word here is "trying".
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That jacket looks so out of place. He looks like a high school student who didn't know what to wear to a "semi-formal" event, so he grabbed the jacket off the cheap suit his mom bought him for Grandpa's funeral.

 

[Red Hood]

James Gunn reeeeing.
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Stop trying to gaslight us, Bob!
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Bob, your black-and-white morality is showing.
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wow, what an arbitrary and bullshit distinction.
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This is all gonna go to his head, isn't it?
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And lastly, Bob trying to look cool. The key word here is "trying".
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Good fucking God, those last images. I've seen Final Fantasy heroes able to assemble an outfit better than Bob. I know at his weight it's merciful that he doesn't buy clothes that fit, but for fucks sake he looks like a retard.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Why do you look like a wrinkly thumb with hair?

 

[Plissken]

I'm more baffled by how people still respect him after the rants he goes on twitter. He wants to unite all yet he understands none.

Nobody outside of the hard-left 'gamers' respects him, at all. He is one of the most universally reviled people on the internet when it comes to reviewers, even more hated than spoony tbh.