Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The one who’s James Gunn’s “number one fan”.

I could totally see Blobb in his basement apartment, torturing James Gunn or Kevin Feig to produce one of his horrible fanfic ideas.
"Alright Kevin lets talk about Ri Ri Williams replacing Tony Stark in Iron Man 4 and while we're at it what does Nick Fury think about Wakanda?"
"Just kill me now it couldn't possibly be worse then you're ideas."
"Don't test my patience Kevin I'm from Bahstan we fight!"
 
"Christopher Nolan is a terrible choice." And all your choices aren't?
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"I never said I hate anybody, I just wish that they were stripped of their power and thrown into camps!"
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Diabetes.

Also "my salad". :story:
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Anyone told Bob that he seems to be posting from an alternate universe where Trump actually had that platform and people actually voted for those reasons? I don't think he realizes he's not from this world.
 
Anyone told Bob that he seems to be posting from an alternate universe where Trump actually had that platform and people actually voted for those reasons? I don't think he realizes he's not from this world.
All of that might be fixed if Bob's ego could survive talking with somebody who disagrees with him instead of just blocking them. He's an ignoramus, sure, but don't forget that he's also a massive coward.
 
All of that might be fixed if Bob's ego could survive talking with somebody who disagrees with him instead of just blocking them. He's an ignoramus, sure, but don't forget that he's also a massive coward.

But you see, he would just shut you out and accuse you of not arguing in good faith. Why should he listen to a racist anyway? That's one step above a Nazi.
 
If he did, it was along the approved lines of the anti-Drumpf crowd... it's elder abuse, haven't we wasted enough money going after old Nazis that are going to die anyway when it should be given to (insert group here), publicly cracking down on a single Nazi to better hide their own Nazi sympathies is EXACTLY what I expect this Nazi Administration to do, etc etc etc
 
Here's something I've always wondered. Who the fuck is moviebob's audience, and how he was able to convince his fans to give him $4000 on patreon?

I never liked him 5-8 years back then when I came across his nonsense on escapistmagazine, when checking other content the site offers other than zeropunctuation. The guy comes across as a smug nostalgic fat turd who doesn't have anything much doing on in his life other than acting like a pseudo video game intellectual using big words.
At one time, his Big Picture series was actually interesting. I didn't always agree with him, but I thought it had enough meat on it that it was worth wasting the time.

(I still think his Futurecops review is fucking hilarious, mostly because he sounds so dumbfounded at times. I'd have reacted the same way.)

Then he lost his fucking mind over Gamergate and got canned, and decided he'd rather suck up to the screechy moral guardian types.
 
Bunch of unfunny A-logging kids who have nothing better to do and who are disturbing his whole neighbourhood - not just him?

That raises an interesting question: what does Bob's neighbor's think of him? I envision he has little interaction with them, but he has to have made something of an impression.

I can easily imagine friends of Bob's niece not being allowed to play at her house because their parents don't like that "weird uncle" that lives with her.
 
That raises an interesting question: what does Bob's neighbor's think of him? I envision he has little interaction with them, but he has to have made something of an impression.

I can easily imagine friends of Bob's niece not being allowed to play at her house because their parents don't like that "weird uncle" that lives with her.
What would you think of your basement dwelling, neckbearded John Wayne Gacy clone neighbor who only wears vidya t-shirts with the neckhole blown out?

I assume hanging by the front window with 911 send-ready every time a child walks by the house is pretty much a part time job for his elderly neighbors.
 
What would you think of your basement dwelling, neckbearded John Wayne Gacy clone neighbor who only wears vidya t-shirts with the neckhole blown out?

I assume hanging by the front window with 911 send-ready every time a child walks by the house is pretty much a part time job for his elderly neighbors.
I guess this is as good a time as any to mention how creepy it is that Bob has sunken cheeks despite being pretty dang fat. Like, how does somebody do that? Are his lips in a constant state of puckered bitterness?
 
If you think Game of Thrones is "near-satiric", then I have some questions for you.
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Hey @RockVolnutt, is this even remotely true?
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Imagine being so attached to Miyamoto that you freak out over inconsequential shit like this.
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If you think Game of Thrones is "near-satiric", then I have some questions for you.

Is it even "deconstruction" if you're literally taking events from history and just rewriting them for a fantasy world? I won't argue that there are elements of deconstruction in GRRM's stuff (Lady Stoneheart, which didn't make it into the show, is pretty much "Gandalf comes back from the dead and he's a homicidal monster"), but ... satire? Really? Of course, this is the guy who had the sheer balls and lack of self-awareness to dub Game of Thrones "incredibly dorky," so I don't really know what else I was expecting.

I continue to wait with fear and trembling his take on Lord of the Rings.
 
I would suggest that Bob import one of those "sexbots" from Japan, but the poor automation would self-destruct a couple seconds after he activates it because nothing could withstand his personality.

Someone get me a hat so i can go rescue mi'robolady!

Hey @RockVolnutt, is this even remotely true?
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THERE WAS A LITERAL ANGEL ON THE JUSTICE LEAGUE.
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/zauriel/4005-6902/

They went to LITERAL heaven.
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/jla-paradise-lost/4050-6165/
 
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I will admit I'm still filling the holes in what I've read of DC unlike how I've read basically everything Marvel.

Anyways, I don't think it has been played for laughs much. I think the whole thing is the result of people mixing up terms like atheist, agnostic, and whatever Bruce Wayne actually is where he knows gods but "It doesn't matter" to him. It's worth noting that in order to have multiple pantheons they had to strip "creator god" status from most of them, DC's cosmology in general is based around the idea of one world's fiction being another's reality. The DC multiverse is just a chain of ideas feeding into each other.

YHVH is the capital G God in the DCU though. Not that other afterlives and such don't also exist.
 
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I will admit I'm still filling the holes in what I've read of DC unlike how I've read basically everything Marvel.

Anyways, I don't think it has been played for laughs much. I think the whole thing is the result of people mixing up terms like atheist, agnostic, and whatever Bruce Wayne actually is where he knows gods but "It doesn't matter" to him. It's worth noting that in order to have multiple pantheons they had to strip "creator god" status from most of them, DC's cosmology in general is based around the idea of one world's fiction being another's reality. The DC multiverse is just a chain of ideas feeding into each other.

YHVH is the capital G God in the DCU though. Not that other afterlives and such don't also exist.

Just to add onto what you said and what I said earlier, Bob is clearly confusing a JSA storyline for Infinite Crisis. Said storyline involves the Spectre (Hal Jordan, and the storyline itself was a lead-in to Green Lantern: Rebirth) and Mister Terrific having a near-death experience where he sees his wife and unborn son. The even shakes his atheism to the point where he attends a church service with Dr. Mid-Nite, just to give it a try. It didn't stick as he held onto his atheism by Infinite Crisis.

I believe that Mr. Terrific does acknowledge beings like the Spectre as immensely powerful, but rejects their divinity. For example, both the Spectre and Firestorm can manipulate matter at a subatomic level and transmute elements. However, Firestorm cannot effect living matter with his powers while Spectre has no restriction and even turns Dr. Light into a candle in Final Crisis: Revelations. Mr. Terrific just sees different magnitudes of power.

As for DC's cosmology, Grant Morrison created a map of the Multiverse where Heaven, New Genesis, and Olympus exist within the Sphere of the Gods. I assume contact with the Orrey of Worlds (the physical multiverse) is limited so the man on the street can be an atheist because the Justice League and other metahumans in the DC Multiverse are the only ones who have interacted with the Gods and other abstract entities on a regular basis.

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I would honestly like to see Bob tackle the subject on The Big Picture because we all know that he doesn't do research. Hell, I live and breathe DC comics and learn something new when I look into the history of the company and its universe. I learned that one of my assumptions about Hal Jordan/Parallax (that he basically disappeared between Zero Hour and Final Night) was erroneous, which is no big deal as learning about something I love is more rewarding than holding to dogmatic beliefs. Bob will never admit that he knows very little about DC or comic books in general and try to pass of his views as the only informed one.
 
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