Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

MUH THEME

"Theme" must be subordinate to a competent screenplay and structure, you mewling fatsack.

 

[Flexo]

To be fair, if it's merely "putting in work to make your own fiction" Bob did that too with his dumb as fuck Game Overthinker skits. So I don't think the analogy is quite apt here.

I didn't say fiction, i said "movies." There is a bit of a difference in scale. For one thing, movies tend to have a cast greater than 1.

Bob "roasting" some rando.
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How odd. I wonder why in the world he picked that twitter user out of all--

Ah.

MUH THEME

Theme == "muh fanfic!"

#GoogleDidNothingWrong

Gee, it's almost like someone actually INTELLIGENT and CULTURED could quote Henry Kissinger with "it's a pity they both can't lose."

Damn, Bob, you can't even be a good liberal troll.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Bob "roasting" some rando.
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I thought it was a website that is vastly considered critical to being or doing anything in modern times?

It's actually just a livejournal-lite that got co-opted as some kind of public-facing chat for idiots but that doesn't really matter here.

 

[LaughingJoke]

MUH THEME
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#GoogleDidNothingWrong
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Let's see all of Bob's Last Jedi Videos average about 130,000 views and they're between 7 to 8 months old.
Red Letter Media's Last Jedi Videos their Half in the Bag from 8 months ago has 2.6 million views and Plinkett has over 333 thousand in 10 Hours.
Yeah Petty Bitch.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I didn't say fiction, i said "movies." There is a bit of a difference in scale. For one thing, movies tend to have a cast greater than 1.



How odd. I wonder why in the world he picked that twitter user out of all--

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Ah.

I'd pay Bob money to get his fucking ass kicked by three biker chicks.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'd pay Bob money to get his fucking ass kicked by three biker chicks.

I kinda suspect Bob would too, so it seems a zero sum game.

 

[Kyria the Great]

#GoogleDidNothingWrong

I love with Bob that The Future, is in capitalization as we know it is his Superior Future. I know it has been brought up a million times, but has Bob ever even thrown venture capital at anything that could possibly be considered innovative or done anything to actively make sure he can work with generic STEM shit? We all know the answer.

 

[Red Hood]

"Wakanda's real to me, Ethan Hawke!"
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I love Ethan Hawke now.

 

[GameGrump]

Yeah the First Order are raging morons on purpose yet somehow our heroes are out maneuvered and outsmarted by them at every turn. That's all okay because if you do something bad deliberately it's good. Well, I'm sure Bob thinks the First Order represent the alt-right/neo-nazis and them being betrayed in a negative light even at the cost of coherency in the film is a good thing.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yeah the First Order are raging morons on purpose yet somehow our heroes are out maneuvered and outsmarted by them at every turn. That's all okay because if you do something bad deliberately it's good. Well, I'm sure Bob thinks the First Order represent the alt-right/neo-nazis and them being betrayed in a negative light even at the cost of coherency in the film is a good thing.

He does. He's talked about it before.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I love with Bob that The Future, is in capitalization as we know it is his Superior Future. I know it has been brought up a million times, but has Bob ever even thrown venture capital at anything that could possibly be considered innovative or done anything to actively make sure he can work with generic STEM shit? We all know the answer.

He would actually have to have money in order to do that.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He would actually have to have money in order to do that.

Again, that requires him to leave his basement and find himself a very useful job.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

They also popped up in that Agent Carter series Bob was gushing about when it came out. More proof Bob doesn't actually pay attention to what he watches and rather just skims it to see if it checks off some arbitrary boxes.

Also, Peter Parkers principal is played by the same actor of one of the characters in the Howling Commandos and is confirmed to be that characrers grandson. But hey, continuity is bullshit and only serves to gatekeep, not to express subtle world building, right Bobby?

I also want to add Antoine Triplett, A SHIELD Agent, is a grandson to one of the Howling Commandos. Don't pass go and do not collect $500.

 

[Gordon Cole]

He tries so hard to be a brown-noser that it's embarrassing.

If you're being so rhetorical, then why don't you go down and do it?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

He tries so hard to be a brown-noser that it's embarrassing.
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If you're being so rhetorical, then why don't you go down and do it?
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How is deporting illegal aliens an unjust act of government overreach? And why would he expect MtG fans to revolt over it? For somebody who spends most waking hours with his eyes glued on geek zeitgeists he gets fandoms wrong constantly.

 

[Mola Ram]

How is deporting illegal aliens an unjust act of government overreach? And why would he expect MtG fans to revolt over it? For somebody who spends most waking hours with his eyes glued on geek zeitgeists he gets fandoms wrong constantly.

There's very little information on this incident available, but the issue seems to be Wizards secured the wrong type of visa for their artists.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How is deporting illegal aliens an unjust act of government overreach? And why would he expect MtG fans to revolt over it? For somebody who spends most waking hours with his eyes glued on geek zeitgeists he gets fandoms wrong constantly.

It's like he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

It's like he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

Bob's a fucking retard. He doesn't know anything beyond his delusional preconceived notions. Think of any topic or issue, any at all. I fucking guarantee you that if Bob has said something, anything about it he's wrong in some way without exception.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

If you're being so rhetorical, then why don't you go down and do it?
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Moggs have always been a part of Dominaria's vibrant diversity!

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I kinda suspect Bob would too, so it seems a zero sum game.

There's a Dykes with Bikes chapter in our area; I could send a few of them over to Bobbo's house to kick him around awhile. I hear he LOVES lesbians!

(I'd be sure to tell them how progressive and how respectful of lesbians Bob is....)