Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

One of these days, I hope both of them get shackled to a pole in coal country.

Nothing so harsh. Make him work for a week in a mine in West Virginia somewhere. Make him rough up those soft, soft hands just to see what it's like. I don't expect he'd learn a goddamn thing from such an experience, but it'd be worth it to seem him buckle almost instantaneously.

 

[RockVolnutt]

tl;dr Bob is an idiot with no sense of foresight. Also, he has no idea how anything works.

You know what would help with that?.....Reading anything outside of Google/Wikipedia.

 

[Gordon Cole]

STILL pushing #RehireJamesGunn

So, do I get a Nobel Prize if I rewrite Brick by Brick?

"I wanna rig the elections for MY side!"

LITERAL ETHNIC CLEANSING

No Bob, you're just butthurt that people with a different style are more popular than you.

I like how his criticisms of TDKR could easily be applied to TLJ.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So seeing how Bob now has a hard on for Searching, I got back from that last night. It’s fine, but I wouldn’t call it along with Black Panther a masterpiece as Bob puts it. It was a enjoyable thriller with some fine acting but I wouldn’t call it something I’ll remember in a week.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

One thing I'll never understand about these things is that for all their screeching of "themes" and "emotions" is that, if the movie fucks up and has the dumbest ideas imaginable on screen, why should I care about the themes from some hack who can't even tell a story? The problem with plot holes isn't that they exist, its that they take us out of the story, and out of those emotions and themes. Doug fucking Walker understood this point better than Bob does. Oh and this whole "shallow" argument is hilarious when it comes from people who like Ellis and Olson, two people who have some of the most shallow opinions imaginable.

A great example of this is with that recent film A Quiet Place. There's a giant plot hole in the film that deals with the ending, and it practically ruins everything done up until that point.

Bob on the other hand wouldn't give a shit about it because "little girl saves the day" matters more.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So seeing how Bob now has a hard on for Searching, I got back from that last night. It’s fine, but I wouldn’t call it along with Black Panther a masterpiece as Bob puts it. It was a enjoyable thriller with some fine acting but I wouldn’t call it something I’ll remember in a week.

Honestly, I hope Bob watches the All Night Long trilogy from Katsuya Matsumura. It would blow Searching out of the water.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Honestly, I hope Bob watches the All Night Long trilogy from Katsuya Matsumura. It would blow Searching out of the water.

He won’t since it’s not pandering to PC-culture and it’s especially not a capeshit movie.

 

[Flexo]

So, do I get a Nobel Prize if I rewrite Brick by Brick?

I like the assumption it's ALL americans. As if no foreigner would ever dare make fun of an American...

EDIT

I like how his criticisms of TDKR could easily be applied to TLJ.

Um. Bob, the lady said movie #2 was bad, NOT movie #3. God do you ever READ?

 

[Judge Dredd]

STILL pushing #RehireJamesGunn

This is going to be one of those jokes that's funny when you first hear it, unfunny from overuse, then funny again but in a different way. I'm getting bored of Bob's constant James Gunn rants, but it's starting to become funny just how far he's taking this.

I was recently watching some YouTube videos about Trump from before he got elected. One pointed out that Trump was going to win because the press only bring out the big guns to destroy someone when they pose a threat to the press and their politics. We've seen this from "Dewey Defeats Truman" to GamerGate. Maybe I missed something as I don't follow super hero movies, but Bob and the rest of the far left still having a melt down over James Gunn makes me think this is more important than I first realised?

So, do I get a Nobel Prize if I rewrite Brick by Brick?

Yes, but it's not a book written by psychologists. It's Kiwi Farms.

"I wanna rig the elections for MY side!"

I thought states rights was a right wing conservative position?

It would be funny to see these big cities isolate themselves, even if only to see an Escape from New York style wall put up around them to keep them contained while they rapidly deteriorate without the rest of the country propping them up.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Today in "Not letting shit go":

I'll sweeten the deal. If Bob shuts up, then I'll stop covering him.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob should just crank his new obsession up a notch, it's getting stale. Just go ahead and mail Kevin Feige a hand-written love song about rehiring James Gunn and then sue him for negligence to the tune of 100 million dollars when he doesn't reply.

 

[Red Hood]

STILL pushing #RehireJamesGunn
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So, do I get a Nobel Prize if I rewrite Brick by Brick?
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"I wanna rig the elections for MY side!"
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LITERAL ETHNIC CLEANSING
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No Bob, you're just butthurt that people with a different style are more popular than you.
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WTF is Bob talking about? The Southwest "stayed so white"? But it didn't. He's never fucking been there. He'd be running back to his basement the second someone said Gracias.

Oh Bobby. Why don't you go to Home Depot, buy a pallet of bricks, and brick-by-brick wall yourself into that basement you never leave?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob should just crank his new obsession up a notch, it's getting stale. Just go ahead and mail Kevin Feige a hand-written love song about rehiring James Gunn and then sue him for negligence to the tune of 100 million dollars when he doesn't reply.

At some point he's going to storm into Marvel Studios protesting to get Gunn back in and even make treats to them. Seriously, it's been like a month and the entire film outlets and even the geek media outlets don't give a shit about the Gunn thing anymore. Hell, I'm tired of talking about it whenever Bob keeps bringing it up.

Also, what Bob is clueless about is that Feige is okay with Alan Horn's decision to not rehire Gunn. Out of the five stages of grief, Bob is clearly still on the denial stage, the first of them.

 

[BubbleButt]

It would be funny to see these big cities isolate themselves, even if only to see an Escape from New York style wall put up around them to keep them contained while they rapidly deteriorate without the rest of the country propping them up.

Bob literally wants to turn New York (the state) into an enormous Kowloon Walled City

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob literally wants to turn New York (the state) into an enormous Kowloon Walled City

I couldn't even imagine the crime, how densely packed people would be, the sanitary conditions, and of course, how Bob would fucking fit.

Spoiler: An aerial view of Kowloon in 1989

After seeing this, imagine this city as an entire state. Mind you, Kowloon had a 6.4 acre border with 50k people jammed in there.

 

[BR55]

Marvel Studios

Let me stop you right there. Bob is still unaware that Marvel Studios and Marvel Entertainment are two distinct entities.
Although the idea of Bob going to New York City and storming the offices of Marvel Entertainment all the while shouting in his "best" Thor impersonation "Bring me Kevin Feige!" while all the comics people wonder WTF's going on is oddly amusing.

 

[Mola Ram]

Let me stop you right there. Bob is still unaware that Marvel Studios and Marvel Entertainment are two distinct entities.
Although the idea of Bob going to New York City and storming the offices of Marvel Entertainment all the while shrieking in his "best" Thor impersonation "Bring me Kevin Feige!" while all the comics people wonder WTF's going on is oddly amusing.

Given the state of Marvel Comics, I assume they'd just think he was the new X-Men editor.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I couldn't even imagine the crime, how densely packed people would be, the sanitary conditions, and of course, how Bob would fucking fit.

Spoiler: An aerial view of Kowloon in 1989

After seeing this, imagine this city as an entire state. Mind you, Kowloon had a 6.4 acre border with 50k people jammed in there.

50k would be nothing compared to New York state being a giant city with like 4 billion people crammed into it. That's a nightmare on so many levels.

Given the state of Marvel Comics, I assume they'd just think he was the new X-Men editor.

"Juggernaut's a mutant, right? I want a story where he fights his brother, Solomon Grundy, to see who gets to be the newest Avenger."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Let me stop you right there. Bob is still unaware that Marvel Studios and Marvel Entertainment are two distinct entities.
Although the idea of Bob going to New York City and storming the offices of Marvel Entertainment all the while shouting in his "best" Thor impersonation "Bring me Kevin Feige!" while all the comics people wonder WTF's going on is oddly amusing.

Aren’t they still separately owned by Disney though?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

50k would be nothing compared to New York state being a giant city with like 4 billion people crammed into it. That's a nightmare on so many levels.

I talked to a relative who actually works in New York city last week. I mentioned the "manhattanize New York state" concept to him and he immediately dismissed it. He didn't even stumble for a moment to wrap his head around it, he just flat out shot it down as soon as I finished my sentence. That's just how bad of an idea it is.