Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TerminalTryHard]

Bob's in Seattle for The Escapist PAX panel.
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So obviously he's gonna try and have a shitstorm-free weekend, right?
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lol nope.
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Wow, even by Bob standards this is a pretty big pile of gibberish. I'm surprised Bob was smart enough not to outright defend Bezos and his business practices, since he's a good boy who doesn't like Trump.

Sadly I'm sure he thinks that national socialism line was super witty.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wow, even by Bob standards this is a pretty big pile of gibberish. I'm surprised Bob was smart enough not to outright defend Bezos and his business practices, since he's a good boy who doesn't like Trump.

Sadly I'm sure he thinks that national socialism line was super witty.

Actually it's been a thing he says a lot in relation to socialism. He believes any form of socialism that doesn't involve establishing his dumb One Earth Government or whatever he's going to name it is "National Socialism" which is Nazism.

So I guess if Bernie Sanders is a socialist and he doesn't want to conquer the world then that makes him a Nazi....or however this works in Bob's beetus addled mind.

 

[Emperor Julian]

'reliable' yeah, they cost the Democrats elections like clockwork.

The raw stupidity of his nazi comparison exploried I wonder if Chipman ever considered that Democratic republics fall to tyranny when they're a deceased corrupt mess who alienate the plebs? For a supposed pragamatist he seems surprisingly suportive of a dead in the water status quo.

 

[TinCan Wizard]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

call him a fat corporate democrat shill or a fake nerd?

 

[LaughingJoke]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

Call the cops and inform them a suspicious creepy balding fatso with glasses wearing a Super Mario shirt is bothering children on who is their favorite MCU hero while ranting about the injustice of the James Gunn situation and how it might ruin Marvel and they might want to send a car over here now.

 

[The Nothingness]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

Laugh in his fat face

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

Call him a pedophile.

 

[Lensherr]

Bob's in Seattle for The Escapist PAX panel.
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So obviously he's gonna try and have a shitstorm-free weekend, right?
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I swear, Bob would find a way to be against coming up with the cure for cancer if it meant that somehow, it would be a “propaganda victory” for the political right.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Now I'd just like to see Hollywood put out a statement saying Bob's views are not their views like when he was working at Gamespot... Or was it Cinemassacre? I forgot.

Geek.com
I'm not surprised you forgot though. It's the only site as unknown and unimportant as he was.

don't pray just yet, it's a convention and in seattle no less. It's bound to have more than a few fat bearded neckbeards like bob lurking about

Can you imagine a city full of moviebobs...

Is it me, or is Bob getting more and more deformed every time we see him?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Geek.com
I'm not surprised you forgot though. It's the only site as unknown and unimportant as he was.


Can you imagine a city full of moviebobs...

Is it me, or is Bob getting more and more deformed every time we see him?

maybe the beetus is overtaking his body? soon he'll be a beetus ghoul instead of a mayonnaise ghoul

 

[Mola Ram]

Is it me, or is Bob getting more and more deformed every time we see him?

I think it's more that he's using a "fat girl on MySpace" camera angle.

 

[Kamatsubu]

Geek.com
I'm not surprised you forgot though. It's the only site as unknown and unimportant as he was.


Can you imagine a city full of moviebobs...

Is it me, or is Bob getting more and more deformed every time we see him?

You're right. I don't think I even ever heard of geek.com when Bob was working there. I just know everyone Bob worked for did their best to disassociate themselves from his opinions.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

Ask him why he looks like he shit his pants. Was it incontinence?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

No matter how hard he tries, Bob can never have a normal expression on his face.

 

[Kamatsubu]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

Ban his Mario cosplaying ass from the local gamestop.

 

[Mola Ram]

No matter how hard he tries, Bob can never have a normal expression on his face.

If Bob truly represents the Superior Future, then we should all fucking kill ourselves yesterday.

 

[Flexo]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

Introduce him to my buddy who's an actual dudebro...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This man walks up to you and calls you subhuman dudebro. what do

I would tell him if he harass me further I would pepper spray him in the face and have the police arrest him for harassment.

His face, though, legitimately has one I sexual predator would have, though Bob is not one since there’s no evidence.

 

[Mola Ram]

I would tell him if he harass me further I would pepper spray him in the face

Bob looks like the sort of guy who's been pepper sprayed so often that now he uses it as a condiment. For his vast, inhuman meals.