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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
You can tell Bob's never had a good friend if he thinks it's obvious that Bert and Ernie are totally gay and not just a couple of good friends who are comfortable with expressing their affection for each other.
Are you really calling someone else a "weakling" Bob? News flash friendo: just because you're the size of a whale doesn't make you strong. Unless you are actually putting your body to work to gain that size, it's a detriment to your physical toughness. The fact that your limbs literally look like your muscles are eroding tells me that you're likely not that strong.
On top of that: you're a diabetic Bob. Outside of an actual physical disability, that's one of the worst diseases to have when it comes to being tough. Why? Because one small injury suddenly becomes a major one with that disease. Just a small foot injury is all you need to suddenly be at risk for an amputation.
Maybe you should re-evaluate this tough guy image that you're trying to sell before it gets you seriously hurt.
Shapiro is hardly a big guy and I would STILL place money on him over your fat ass in a fight.
"Credible"
It is just amazing to me every time how deep Bob has drank the kool-aid.
To be slightly fair - playstation emulators do seem to be trickier than others. I've run arcade, SNES, NES and Sega ones just fine but my PS2 emulator doesn't seem to work (was hoping to place the game discs in the DVD tray). Anybody have suggestions?
The Wedding photo of Bob alone says it all Bob's neither a Republican or Democrat. He's a social outcast of his own making by his unlikable personality. Bob IMO leans to SJW politics because they're professional victims and he sees himself as a victim of a older society that doesn't get him what he doesn't realize is we get him it's just he's an asshole and we want no part of him.
You know how the Dunning-Kreuger Effect says that stupid people do stupid things because they don't know they're stupid?
There's a Chipman Effect out there too. Assholes act like assholes because they don't realize that they're gigantic assholes, not just frustrated geniuses who can't make the simpletons see reason.... I think the actual term I've seen is "Tender Misanthropy" - they hate everyone except the "real" people of the world who share their views.
HolYEE Fuck, I think Lindsay's losing her mind. If you start to bemoan the fact that every relationship you see is cynical and transactional, that's probably a good sign that every one of your relationships is cynical and transactional. The key to fix this, is to start cultivating relationships that aren't cynical and transactional (so that at least you'll know that YOURS aren't...)
Also, lol at MovieBob blaming the PUAs for dehumanizing relationships for their own cold, calculating sexual gratificaion, then going on to cheer about the sexualization of Bert and Ernies' relationship, an act that dehumanizes the idea of platonic love (and which was probably a cold, calculating act meant to virtue-signal.)
Ignoring the fact that Trump hasn't been convicted of any crime, how does any crime make punching Trump supporters (or anybody waving an American flag for that matter) acceptable? And, no Bob, "direct-harm" is not being done to them. Otherwise, I get to punch Obama supporters for making my healthcare more expensive.
This is amazing how oblivious they are to how fucking stupid they sound. Just think about it for a minute, they are so convinced that they are right, their debate isn't about whether or not they should listen to the other side, but that whether or not the other side can be "saved". At least when Christians do it, they're trying to help my soul get eternity in heaven. All these guys want is for me to shell out my money for their moon-wheat programs.
You know, even if we accept the premise that people who voted for Trump did a despicable act, giving people a chance at redemption is a cornerstone of civilized thought. If we reduce this all down to societal function like Bob wants then people have every right to bash his adipose filled head open with a rock and for what? The most pathetic display of "ME BIG STRONG MAN" over a basement dweller who creams himself with adaptations of picture books he can't even read? Gimme me a break.
Hate is truly not worth the energy if we want to be actually objective. Oh yes, maybe some people are truly monsters but they still deserve a chance. If them having no value to society is a concern than maybe that can be corrected, you lose nothing. Bob's just a slave to his emotions while pretending to be an intellectual.
I like how indignant he sounds about Sony moving in on Nintendo’s precious territory. I wonder if he knew that the Commodore 64 also has a mini version out...or that Sega did the plug-n-play mini console thing almost a decade(?) before Nintendo.
I should be surprised that Bob is so hung up on this Toad thing, but then again, I had the misunfortunate of reading his SMB3 book. So I know that his reactions are not played for hyperbole.
Ah, the classic “I’m-Gonna-Boycott-The-Actions-of-This-Company-By-Giving-Them-More-Money” routine.
Also really amusing to see Bob’s mental gymnastics in wanting to show Marvel he doesn’t approve of them firing James Gunn (like seriously, move on) but also wanting to support the mediocre “Captain Marvel” because MUH FEMINISM!
Ignoring the fact that Trump hasn't been convicted of any crime, how does any crime make punching Trump supporters (or anybody waving an American flag for that matter) acceptable? And, no Bob, "direct-harm" is not being done to them. Otherwise, I get to punch Obama supporters for making my healthcare more expensive.
Bob seems to be under the impression that performing an amygdala hijack on someone causes the same amount of damage to them as punching them in the face. So a physical attack or a call to arrest people who do such things seems logical to Bob and his ilk. It's why a lot of the more deranged lefties want to end free speech altogether - to protect their fragile brains from altright shitlords performing amygdala hijacks.
This is amazing how oblivious they are to how fucking stupid they sound. Just think about it for a minute, they are so convinced that they are right, their debate isn't about whether or not they should listen to the other side, but that whether or not the other side can be "saved". At least when Christians do it, they're trying to help my soul get eternity in heaven. All these guys want is for me to shell out my money for their moon-wheat programs.
Bob genuinely believes his basement review gig does more for humanity than all of the farmers and concrete-pourers in the Midwest. (And if Bob DOES value the labor of the mayonnaise ghouls, he much prefers said labor to be done by robots and imported third world peasants. ) Note: Bob believes that:
1. Third world non-English speakers with no college educations and little familiarity with technology /pathways of middle class American life can be seamlessly assimilated into American communities without any kind of difficulty or without displaying any self-interested tribalistic behavior whatsoever.
2. Joe Redneck and all of his gun-toting cousins are simply going to step aside and let politicians flood their communities with scab workers. Bob obviously thinks that anyone with an education lower than an Associate Degree in Communications from a Community college is so stupid, that they'll be easily brushed aside when the Day of Reparations finally occurs. Bob no doubt imagines himself as a master of Gun-kata, artfully shooting flannel-shirted Billy Bobs as they flee for their lives, like he's in some kind of fricken John Woo movie.
IF THINGS EVER GET SO BAD BETWEEN THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT THAT VERBAL NEGOTIATION IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE, IT IS THE LEFT THAT'S GOING TO BE SLAUGHTERED IN THE ENSUING BLOODBATH, NOT THE RIGHT. The Right has most of the guns, most of the family members with military experience, and 80 percent of the arable land. (California won't be able to grow anything for shit once the Colombia river has been blocked off.) Major Cities (like Boston) operate with "Just in Time" supply lines for maximum profitability. If those supply lines are cut off, Cities only have a few days of supplies to live on, and then everyone will have to leave to forage for food. All it would take are a concerted band of rednecks with a bunch of dynamite and a bag of caltrops to shut down a city for a day. Hell, some idiot accidentally lit a fire under an overpass in Atlanta awhile back and caused half of the city to shut down.
BOB. YOU. DON'T. WANT. VIOLENCE. You want compromise. You want negotiations. Even if you don't consume a single product made by Red State people, you still want them happy. Because you've never seen what happens when normal people on the Right get desperate and commit widespread violence. Because so far, life hasn't been bad enough to warrant a large number of them risking everything in a street fight. But if that changes, it will be because of people like you, Bob. People that hardened their hearts and wouldn't deign to negotiate with people on the Right or even consider them human.
Just caught up on the last few days and out off all the questions raised, most of them were answered by you good kiwis. But what I don't understand is why does Bob hate Venom as much as he does? I mean I don't like the character as much as some, but I understand how important he is to the Spider-Man mythos, why can't Bob just accept that he's a popular character
Bob seems to be under the impression that performing an amygdala hijack on someone causes the same amount of damage to them as punching them in the face. So a physical attack or a call to arrest people who do such things seems logical to Bob and his ilk. It's why a lot of the more deranged lefties want to end free speech altogether - to protect their fragile brains from altright shitlords performing amygdala hijacks.
Bob genuinely believes his basement review gig does more for humanity than all of the farmers and concrete-pourers in the Midwest. (And if Bob DOES value the labor of the mayonnaise ghouls, he much prefers said labor to be done by robots and imported third world peasants. ) Note: Bob believes that:
1. Third world non-English speakers with no college educations and little familiarity with technology /pathways of middle class American life can be seamlessly assimilated into American communities without any kind of difficulty or without displaying any self-interested tribalistic behavior whatsoever.
2. Joe Redneck and all of his gun-toting cousins are simply going to step aside and let politicians flood their communities with scab workers. Bob obviously thinks that anyone with an education lower than an Associate Degree in Communications from a Community college is so stupid, that they'll be easily brushed aside when the Day of Reparations finally occurs. Bob no doubt imagines himself as a master of Gun-kata, artfully shooting flannel-shirted Billy Bobs as they flee for their lives, like he's in some kind of fricken John Woo movie.
IF THINGS EVER GET SO BAD BETWEEN THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT THAT VERBAL NEGOTIATION IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE, IT IS THE LEFT THAT'S GOING TO BE SLAUGHTERED IN THE ENSUING BLOODBATH, NOT THE RIGHT. The Right has most of the guns, most of the family members with military experience, and 80 percent of the arable land. (California won't be able to grow anything for shit once the Colombia river has been blocked off.) Major Cities (like Boston) operate with "Just in Time" supply lines for maximum profitability. If those supply lines are cut off, Cities only have a few days of supplies to live on, and then everyone will have to leave to forage for food. All it would take are a concerted band of rednecks with a bunch of dynamite and a bag of caltrops to shut down a city for a day. Hell, some idiot accidentally lit a fire under an overpass in Atlanta awhile back and caused half of the city to shut down.
BOB. YOU. DON'T. WANT. VIOLENCE. You want compromise. You want negotiations. Even if you don't consume a single product made by Red State people, you still want them happy. Because you've never seen what happens when normal people on the Right get desperate and commit widespread violence. Because so far, life hasn't been bad enough to warrant a large number of them risking everything in a street fight. But if that changes, it will be because of people like you, Bob. People that hardened their hearts and wouldn't deign to negotiate with people on the Right or even consider them human.
Incidentally that's why people like Bob want gun control and gun bans and to abolish the 2nd Amendment. Deep in his cold, dead, diabetes-riddled heart, he knows the Left doesn't stand a chance, therefore he has to try to convince the politicians to even the odds.
Hmm, I wonder if habitual Moviebob bootlicker Dobson has amygdala damage as well...
Just caught up on the last few days and out off all the questions raised, most of them were answered by you good kiwis. But what I don't understand is why does Bob hate Venom as much as he does? I mean I don't like the character as much as some, but I understand how important he is to the Spider-Man mythos, why can't Bob just accept that he's a popular character
He thinks he's a super controversial "Spider-Man but edgy and all dudebro like" which isn't his characterization. Keep in mind that Bob likes "black and white" stuff and doesn't actually read comics. It's less that he hates Venom than he hates "Venom", the character he made in his head cobbled together from wikipedia snippets and probably Spider-Man 3. Plus "Not MCU" like how he's currently hyped for possible MCU X-Men while he hated the FOX movies.
I can’t be the only one who thinks that people buying new game consoles to purchase and replay video games from thirty years ago is kinda dumb. Sure, it’s a neat bonus, but I’ve seen so many people obsess over Nintendo needing to put every old game in existence on the Virtual Console.
Also, playing Punch-Out doesn’t count as “fighting,” Bobbo.
That's one of many things Nintendo gets a free pass on. Part of the reason I think Nintendo is against a global Nintendo account is because they wouldn't be able to re-sell old Nintendo games. People like Bob talk about the importance of preservation, but then turn a blind eye when Nintendo is shutting down e-shops of old consoles, fan projects, and rom sites.
When Sega or Data East releases a "classic collection", you get a bunch of games and sometimes extra information. These collections were condemned by Bob for being someones childhood slapped onto a disc and put in the budget section of Walmart. Nintendo puts out rom dump and charges through the nose for them individually? 10/10
Though I have to wonder why they keep falling for it. If you bought your NES collection on WiiU, and you bought them on 3DS, why do you need them on Switch? I doubt they sold those old consoles. If they care that much about these retro games, why not buy an emulation box like a Retron and use that?
To be slightly fair - playstation emulators do seem to be trickier than others. I've run arcade, SNES, NES and Sega ones just fine but my PS2 emulator doesn't seem to work (was hoping to place the game discs in the DVD tray). Anybody have suggestions?
Do they know what a "transnational relationship" is? They talk about having friends, but you only have friends because you enjoy hanging out with them. How many friends do they have that they hate being around? If a relationship that only exists because of guilt, threat of violence, or manipulation, we call that an abusive relationship.
Does Bob have any friends? I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't recall Bob ever mentioning friends. Just his brother and twitter allies.
Bob gets so mad when something so much as threatens to taint his memories of Mario. I don't know if it's funny or sad that Mario is the only thing that makes him happy, that he can't have that one thing without it turning to shit. But with all the rants he's done against people who like things that he doesn't like, it's hard to argue that this isn't karma.
fftopic:Make sure you have a bios file. People seem to forget that.
