Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I'm actually curious to see this.

Not because I feel Bob has anything particularly trenchant to say, but simply because I want to see him poorly dancing around the considerable amount of "problematic" material. I'm sure it will end up being nothing more than a limp, "acceptable changes over time" ala Gunn but his hypocrisy is endless, so who knows what will bubble to the surface.

I dunno, maybe. Personally I'm dreading it nearly as much as I'm dreading the hot take on Lord of the Rings he's teased (threatened?).

 

[BubbleButt]

Plum already exists, you stupid fucking cunt.

 

[LaughingJoke]

That is true. At since Bill Cosby's a black man, I would love to see what mental gymnastics he'll pull on this.

I'll give it a try "While Cosby deserves to riot in prison for the crimes he committed against those women. Let's not forget it was White Society that drove him to drug those women because it made him believe even being rich, successful, and famous isn't enough when black in White America."

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I just like the part where Bob keeps saying mobile gaming is superior and will take over, despite console/PC gaming having an entirely different set of genres, practices and quality standards for various things that many people will always prefer.

 

[Soyicidal Tendencies]

An example of what happens if you allow this. Battlefield V. We can't prove there wasn't a British sniper with a robot arm and facepaint killing nazis with katanas and barbed wire cricket bats...

Battlefield V's pre-order numbers are tanking too, it got pushed back because of Red Dead Redemption 2 and Call of Duty and it's still way underperforming. I wonder if there's a correlation.

 

[A Random]

It's a modern Simpsons episode and they're all bad.

As Mola Ram said, he's a fan of those episodes. This one being so new surprises me.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I just like the part where Bob keeps saying mobile gaming is superior and will take over, despite console/PC gaming having an entirely different set of genres, practices and quality standards for various things that many people will always prefer.

Sure mobile has its own set of heavy hitters, but most of their heavy hitters pale in comparison to console/PC games. There are some mobile games that rival console/PC games, but Bob doesn't play those.

 

[Anonimo]

It's almost like Bob isn't a trustworthy person and is likely lying about his reversal of diabetes in the first place.

Remember when Chris said “My duck grew and is no longer bent”? This is basically the same idea, just with a different problem.

 

[Koby_Fish]

A fat diabetic. Tonic has no sugar in it.

unless it's diet, Tonic Water absolutely has sugar in it. It's club soda that doesn't have sugar.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'll give it a try "While Cosby deserves to riot in prison for the crimes he committed against those women. Let's not forget it was White Society that drove him to drug those women because it made him believe even being rich, successful, and famous isn't enough when black in White America."

That’s close enough. I think he’ll tie it to GamerGate or Gunn.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I wish Grandpa Chipman were still alive just so he could smack some sense into him.

"This is an extremely personal position for me."

Gee, I wonder why.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I wish Grandpa Chipman were still alive just so he could smack some sense into him.
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"This is an extremely personal position for me."

Gee, I wonder why.
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Looks like he forgot his incident of autism blackface.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

And lastly, all that booze made him fascist again.
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A bit late, but I thought I would address Bob's stupidity here:

Spoiler: Why Blob knows nothing about Globalization:

Bob thinks borders are obsolete because info and trade can pass through them "instantaneously". (Never mind Bob's stupid notion about trade being an "instant" process- until teleporters are invented, trading goods will always take a goodly amount of effort and/or time. ) The fact of the matter is, at no time in modern human history has open borders ever been seen as a good thing. Even during ages of exploration, the first thing settlers would do when they got to a region was divvy it up into sections (owned either by families, clans, ethnic groups or later on, nations.) Knowing what is yours, what areas you have a right to farm or hunt on, or which warlord/government you'll be paying protection money to - these things are important. Property Rights guarantee you'll have a stake in the upkeep and protection of the land. If you don't own the land you live/farm/work on, then you won't care what happens to it. If you don't believe me, go to some Section 8 housing in Detroit sometime, and see how much the people living in those projects care about the buildings they dwell in. A global world is a world full of rootless, small-souled bugmen who move every 3-5 years, putting down no roots and forging no lasting friendships. The world is a buffet of experiences, every culture is distilled to an art style and a cuisine, and every relationship is transactional, ready to end as soon as one or more partners tire of the thing. Life means nothing in such a world, because no one has anything to gain or lose. Nothing is permanent.

That's the best case scenario. The worst case scenario is: America throws its doors open and it gets looted like a Korean grocery store during a hurricane. America is rich now compared to the rest of the world because it has policies that prioritize the welfare of its own citizens. Our borders create a tight labor market that force American employers to pay American workers decent wages. We generate so much wealth that we can afford to send aid to other countries. But open America's borders, destroy its labor market and force its citizens to pay for the upkeep of its new and myriad "visitors" and soon, America will be as poor as the rest of the world. Americans themselves will soon be outbred by their conquerers, who will impose their cultural mores on everyone living in the geographical location that was once known as "America". Already, in Europe (where open borders has been a thing for awhile), there are no-go zones where Sharia is the law of the land.

In short, Movie Bob wants to turn America into Malmo, Sweden, and he wants to see the same disasters that have been visited upon that place, to be visited upon you. He wants Heritage America to die, and our manufacturing base moved to dictatorial countries like China so that the US won't be able to resist the process of Globalization. Bob naturally thinks that his position in life will be raised by this process, because he's willing to help his new ant overlords round up American citizens to toil in their sugar caves.

TL;DR: I wish I could blame Bob's diabetes for his misanthropic belief system so I wouldn't have to come to terms with the fact that there are normal people in the world who think like him.

 

[The Great Chandler]

Bobby and his racism again.

 

[Red Hood]

I wish Grandpa Chipman were still alive just so he could smack some sense into him.
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"This is an extremely personal position for me."

Gee, I wonder why.
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If Harry Potter is your "formative mythology" you should be sterilized. I grew up on Robin Hood and King Arthur and stories of the old west. If you mistake popular fiction for mythology you're tarded.

I'm a little frightened by the fact that Bob listed Vampire Hunter D as his favorite anime and Bob seems to not care about Harry Potter. Stopped clocks and all but I don't like sharing Bob's opinions if I can help it.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chipman is a difficult cow to follow. Reading his bullshit is incredibly dull and tedious. It's like reading a never-ending Rolling Stone article defending itself from an unpopular album review.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

It's not that Danny Pudy looks half Bob's age; it's that Bob looks 20 years older than he is.

I was surprised to learn the other day that James Rolfe is 38 because he looks so young. Probably also has something to do with his "angry critic" being a character, and not his actual vile self

 

[Positron]

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All J.K. Rowling books are trash. The non-wizard books are reputedly even trashier than the wizard ones. That's why nobody bought them and she had no film-rights offers.

Heh, I'm surprised none of us call him Chipmunk.

He isn't in that weight class.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bobby and his racism again.
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1. This country has been reduced to having the whiny SJW mentality Bob and his ilk have when they get easily offended over the stupidest shit.
2. Bob is more obselete than any of the people he bitches about.
3. Obama was a shit president that’s as big of a piece of shit as Trump.
4. Why would anyone want to have America go back to Obama’s era when it lead us to the shit were in?
5. The Superior Future Bob wants will never happen because it’s econocially, scientifically, and mentally impossible.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

This country has been reduced to having the whiny SJW mentality Bob and his ilk have when they get easily offended over the stupidest shit.

I'd argue that Canada is worse. Look at who is Prime Minister.

Bob is more obselete than any of the people he bitches about.

It's utterly hilarious that Bob would see himself as indispensable to society. Cultural critics aren't in short supply and Bob is mediocre at his own job, at best.

The Superior Future Bob wants will never happen because it’s econocially, scientifically, and mentally impossible.

Bob watched Star Trek: The Next Generation and believed that future would come to pass within his lifetime. That is also not taking into account that Trek-Earth had the Eugenics Wars in the nineties and a full scale nuclear war in the 2050s before United Earth became into existence in 2151. Speaking of eugenics, I wonder if Bob's counterpart in the (hypothetical) Trek universe is a Khan apologist.