Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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What's with Bob's Asian fetish? Is it a "I grew up in the 80s and they made the Nintendo" kinda thing or what? I wonder if there's some silly story there.
While I highly doubt it's because of the Asian film industry (which is quite good in my opinion, really love those Asian-made exploitation films), it's probably because Bob's a closet weeb. Remember when he was reminiscing about Chun-Li's uncensored breasts in the Street Fighter anime movie being the holy grail of his time?
 
While I highly doubt it's because of the Asian film industry (which is quite good in my opinion, really love those Asian-made exploitation films), it's probably because Bob's a closet weeb. Remember when he was reminiscing about Chun-Li's uncensored breasts in the Street Fighter anime movie being the holy grail of his time?
Wat? Did he actually say that?
 
Yes. It was hundreds of pages back, but I remember him saying that. Mind you, he was talking about the uncensored version back in the 90s, not the blu-ray release from 2015. @Sexy Times Hitler, you have that tweet in a screenshot somewhere?
Jesus even in my self admitted weebish high school days in the 90's I gave absolutely zero fucks about Chun-Li's tits, it wasn't exactly what one watched street fighter for.

Though that fight scene was pretty awesome from what I remember.
 
That's putting it mildly. Something about that movie sent people into fucking turbo-sperg mode and the battle lines got drawn really damn quick. It doesn't surprise me Bobby threw in his own fucking nonsense because literally everyone else has done so by this point. It's probably the most politically controversial film in years.

It is sad that modern blockbusters are getting this way, as you would expect some hard hitting documentary or drama being the most politically charged films. Instead, we have the likes of Ghostbusters 2016, Oceans 8, and The Last Jedi which for consumerist zealots to hack journos is great, but for the rest of us we shall weep as our society, culture, and entertainment is brought low.
 
It is sad that modern blockbusters are getting this way, as you would expect some hard hitting documentary or drama being the most politically charged films. Instead, we have the likes of Ghostbusters 2016, Oceans 8, and The Last Jedi which for consumerist zealots to hack journos is great, but for the rest of us we shall weep as our society, culture, and entertainment is brought low.

Wow, rude. Please see this five thousand page essay Bob wrote about wonder woman and misogyny. If that doesnt suffice, he gets in his grandmas bathrobe and dribbles in front of a green screen wall for five hours on youtube
 
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Yes. It was hundreds of pages back, but I remember him saying that. Mind you, he was talking about the uncensored version back in the 90s, not the blu-ray release from 2015. @Sexy Times Hitler, you have that tweet in a screenshot somewhere?
iirc, he was talking about how awesome it was seeing a naked Chun-Li in the uncut version.
 
That's putting it mildly. Something about that movie sent people into fucking turbo-sperg mode and the battle lines got drawn really damn quick. It doesn't surprise me Bobby threw in his own fucking nonsense because literally everyone else has done so by this point. It's probably the most politically controversial film in years.

It is sad that modern blockbusters are getting this way, as you would expect some hard hitting documentary or drama being the most politically charged films. Instead, we have the likes of Ghostbusters 2016, Oceans 8, and The Last Jedi which for consumerist zealots to hack journos is great, but for the rest of us we shall weep as our society, culture, and entertainment is brought low.

Like i said earlier in this thread then on the star wars thread and back again here.

This is something I spoke about on the moviebob thread. Let me expand and adjust it here.

I heard it called "blank canvas movies" - it seems popular nowadays as a trend. A feature of these films is that often they are so weak at telling a story, the audience has to "fill in" gaps in order to make it work. Essentially those who watch it invent their own fanfiction and overlay that onto what's on screen. One thing I have come to realize which makes these things kind of brilliant is that this act of fan fiction invests the audience member into the film as if they had worked on it along side the crew. Because in a sense they have. Therefore any attack on the film becomes an attack on these fans' sense of self and being just as if a real fanfic they wrote was criticized. They're taking it personally because it is personal for them - you're critiquing their work. It's almost like turning movies into a cult.

For proof of this kind of thing, I offer the divergent descriptions of the Last Jedi. Hasn't anybody else noticed that when moviebob or IHE or Patrick Williams or any of the other defenders are talking about the film, they don't quite agree with each other? Sometimes it downright seems like they didn't watch the movie at all? Well that's our sign. None of them have watched the same movie because they've all filled in the blank canvas with their own personal designs. (Compare this to the original Star Wars which everybody absolutely agrees upon what happened in it.)

TL;DR- Bob takes the movie personally because to him it is a personal movie. You're not criticizing just any film, but HIS film.

Heck given his theory that the film is about movies i wouldn't doubt he sees himself as Luke.
 
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iirc, he was talking about how awesome it was seeing a naked Chun-Li in the uncut version.

so where did bob stand on the topic of net neutrality? if i recall correctly, he didn't mind the government swooping in to ensure the viability of his "career" when it was threatened.
 
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Note the clever elision in Bob's words. He refers to Trump and all the god-botherers as mocking a "rape victim." But that's not really what Ford is. Even if you believe every word she said without reservation, believe that the incident occurred and Kavanaugh is the one responsible, then all that happened is a misdemeanor assault, which could not even be prosecuted once she failed to report it for over a year. Amazingly, he even sort of acknowledges this in a contemporaneous tweet.

But she's a "rape victim."

This is what I mean when I say Bob is intellectually dishonest to a breathtaking degree. He's an idiot, but he's a cunning idiot, which I think accounts for a lot of why he annoys people a lot more than the average cow.
 
This is what I mean when I say Bob is intellectually dishonest to a breathtaking degree. He's an idiot, but he's a cunning idiot, which I think accounts for a lot of why he annoys people a lot more than the average cow.
:offtopic:Didn't Ford's ex-boyfriend recently told the FBI that she contradicted her testimony under oath last week that she had never helped anyone prepare for a polygraph examination.:offtopic: If so, would that make Bob a gigantic idiot for being tricked into believing this.
 
More Last Jedi sperging. Also, "Jackson Pollack".
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"Basement-level useful-idiots."

Jesus Christ, this is 4K IMAX levels of projection.
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As someone who is generally apathetic towards The Last Jedi, and assuming that Bob's ultimate goal in the discourse surrounding it is to convince others of its merit as a film, then he is really not helping his case with this Alex Jones-level conspirisperging that does nothing to convince fence-sitters like me (assuming there even are others) of any value it might have.
 
More Last Jedi sperging. Also, "Jackson Pollack".
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Thats... that's not what conspired means. At all. A conspiracy theory isn't a theory people conspire about, it's a theory that there was a conspiracy, that a group conspired to do something sneaky.

God dammit Bob is dumb.[/QUOTE]
 
:offtopic:Didn't Ford's ex-boyfriend recently told the FBI that she contradicted her testimony under oath last week that she had never helped anyone prepare for a polygraph examination.:offtopic: If so, would that make Bob a gigantic idiot for being tricked into believing this.
It doesn't matter, Bob's made up his mind, even if Ford was literally revealed on live TV to be an interdimensional lizardperson Bob would still be set in his beliefs.
 
It doesn't matter, Bob's made up his mind, even if Ford was literally revealed on live TV to be an interdimensional lizardperson Bob would still be set in his beliefs.
Shit like that really questions if Bob has autism or not. I know that's a topic of continual discussion, but it really jumbles my brain.
 
Drank himself into a blackout to wake up in a Chinatown hotel and frequently gets into bar brawls?
You actually believe that he goes to bars?

What's with Bob's Asian fetish? Is it a "I grew up in the 80s and they made the Nintendo" kinda thing or what? I wonder if there's some silly story there.
I can't find the relevant post but Bobby seems to have a new in-law who is Chinese. And we know that having a pee o'sea as family trumps "I have black friends".

While I highly doubt it's because of the Asian film industry (which is quite good in my opinion, really love those Asian-made exploitation films)
To be fair Bobby knows about Wong Jing, who is a vulgar exploitation-flick director in Hong Kong. A HK counterpart to James Gunn?
 
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