Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Pokemonquistador]

You'd think that...

It's simple, Conservatives are always bad no matter what they do and SJWs are always good no matter what they do. Which is the kind of thing you're apt to say if you're psyching yourself up for a war and need to dehumnanize your enemies.

Let me just say, to any future marauding warlords prepping themselves for the future Mad Max Road War, Bob Chipman would make a great hood ornament for your marauder vehicle. His bulk will provide a fair amount of cushioning should you run head first into any repurposed-for-battle semi trucks, and his weight should allow your vehicle to hug the ground as it bounds across the blasted sand dunes where bustling cities once stood. And Bob's bloated form should contain plenty of extra blood to sustain your radiation-mutated body AND his colon should provide enough methane to power at least one, possibly two Thunderdomes.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Since Toys R Us is relaunching itself, who wants to bet that Bob will shit out a million tweets in glee about it?

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Since Toys R Us is relaunching itself, who wants to bet that Bob will shit out a million tweets in glee about it?

Especially if they hire James Gunn as a consultant

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Especially if they hire James Gunn as a consultant

Well a pedo would know how to attract children..

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Since Toys R Us is relaunching itself, who wants to bet that Bob will shit out a million tweets in glee about it?

Let’s see, in these coming weeks, I’m predicting four things he’ll endlessly sperg about.

1. Throw a big temper tantrum when Kavanaugh gets approved to the Supreme Court (while he stays in his basement, expect nationwide protests).
2. How Toys R’Us ending it’s bankruptcy will usher in a superior future or whatever SJW nonsense he’ll shit out.
3. Bitch at the EU (October 19) and China if they don’t approve the Disney/Fox merger.
4. Throw another temper ten trim of the Republicans win the midterms.

Either way, these coming weeks are going to produce some amazing salt from Bob.

 

[The Nothingness]

I want to see if Bob comments on Lady Gaga fans being accused of writing fake negative reviews of Venom since it will be competing with Gaga's movie.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I want to see if Bob comments on Lady Gaga fans being accused of writing fake negative reviews of Venom since it will be competing with Gaga's movie.

He'll deny it and probably dismiss it as a meaningless conspiracy theory. All while he continues to sperg about how Russian trolls were the reason why there was negative feedback to The Last Jedi.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I want to see if Bob comments on Lady Gaga fans being accused of writing fake negative reviews of Venom since it will be competing with Gaga's movie.

He'll probably think it's actually Russian bots.

 

[LaughingJoke]

He'll probably think it's actually Russian bots.

Like Bob I grew up in the 80's the last generation to fear those evil Commies and "Russian Bots" were scarier in my head

Than the Russian nerds we got who apparently like me dislikes Hillary Clinton and the Last Jedi who knew.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Venom was totes gay the whole time!"

You never talked about it because it's bullshit?

"I know China better than the Chinese!"

> "conspiratorial thinker"

> "thinker"

Oh wow, like you've been so right before.

"But 'gamers are all terrorist rapists'? I stand by that 110%."

This reads like a Roll Safe meme:

Today in the soopeeriah fyoocha:

Yep, he's losing it.

 

[Mola Ram]

You never talked about it because it's bullshit?

I dunno. I could see Bob and some other gross Boston tub of shit in a bar both reaching for the onion rings at the same time and getting into a hilarious slapfight with each other over who gets to eat em.

"I know China better than the Chinese!"

Those fuckers still have concentration camps, you disgusting shill. Real ones, not border detention centers that get what little dander you have up. They're called laogai. Jesus wept.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"If I were a conspiracy theorist I'd wager that Trump campaigns on our admissions that we're just exploiting the #MeToo movement to destroy men over political disagreements. He's just that craven."
Never change Bob.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

This always gets to me. Intelligence in itself is not a virtue--only an attribute--and not indicator of moral character. If anything, I would argue that wisdom is more of a virtue if we look at its dictionary meaning, "The soundness of an action or decision with regard to the application of experience, knowledge, and good judgment." Let's look at Bob's experience or lack thereof. He lives in his brother's basement and spends his days making shitty videos, ranting on Twitter, or gorging on pop culture pablum. He has no experience when it comes to the technical aspects of filmmaking, politics, or anything he talks about. His knowledge in the fields he claims to be well-versed in is feeble at best, and good judgment? This is a guy who thought Hillary Clinton was an upstanding candidate. Need I say more?

Bob is the antithesis of wisdom and his obsession with intelligence proves how utterly stupid he is.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob is the antithesis of wisdom and his obsession with intelligence proves how utterly stupid he is.

He obsesses over intelligence because of how utterly stupid he is.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Bob and his collection of morons really don't get the world isn't Star Trek it never will be given people even in a society where food and resources are unlimited will still get jealous when someone gets a beach house in Malibu they got a small apartment in San Francisco. But this isn't about the flaws in Star Trek's logic automation will not free everyone because everyone isn't equal not everyone is creative. Not everyone is going to college they're not evil they're usually the salt of Earth type people decent good folks but they got the short end of the intelligence stick. So when their job are replaced by automation they end up making way less in the service industry making Bob's life easier while theirs get hardier.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

One thing I'm noticing these lolcows have in common...they really don't know how to Twitter.

Its like, if they have a thread here, there is at least an 80% they are cringey as hell on Twitter or some other social media platform.

 

[Rathkor]

I dunno. I could see Bob and some other gross Boston tub of shit in a bar both reaching for the onion rings at the same time and getting into a hilarious slapfight with each other over who gets to eat em.



Those fuckers still have concentration camps, you disgusting shill. Real ones, not border detention centers that get what little dander you have up. They're called laogai. Jesus wept.

That, or maybe Bob kept spouting off about his superior future and the obsolete mayonaise ghouls to some normies and ignored them when they kept asking him to go away, and eventually the guy gives Bob a light shove and in his mind he just barely survived a bar brawl.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

That, or maybe Bob kept spouting off about his superior future and the obsolete mayonaise ghouls to some normies and ignored them when they kept asking him to go away, and eventually the guy gives Bob a light shove and in his mind he just barely survived a bar brawl.

I dunno, firsthand accounts of El Bobbo paint him as actually quite stand-offish. He probably would get into a fight if you antagonized him enough. Bostonions are kind of like that, even fat useless ones.

 

[Koby_Fish]

"Venom was totes gay the whole time!"
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You never talked about it because it's bullshit?
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"I know China better than the Chinese!"
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> "conspiratorial thinker"

> "thinker"
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Oh wow, like you've been so right before.
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"But 'gamers are all terrorist rapists'? I stand by that 110%."
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This reads like a Roll Safe meme:
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Today in the soopeeriah fyoocha:
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TFW Bob doesn't actually understand what "Identity Politics" is, because if he did, he'd know that "White Nationalism" is the same damn thing as his favorite PeeOhCee flavor of Identity Politics, but only from the far right rather than the far left. With the vehemence in which he denounces Nazis and other White Identitarians (which he seems to lump into one thing), you'd think he'd clue in that Identity Politics is BAD no matter which side it comes from, but then again this is IdiotBob we're talking about.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

TFW Bob doesn't actually understand what "Identity Politics" is, because if he did, he'd know that "White Nationalism" is the same damn thing as his favorite PeeOhCee flavor of Identity Politics, but only from the far right rather than the far left. With the vehemence in which he denounces Nazis and other White Identitarians (which he seems to lump into one thing), you'd think he'd clue in that Identity Politics is BAD no matter which side it comes from, but then again this is IdiotBob we're talking about.

The only thing Bob understands fully is obsessively eating greasy cheeseburgers and crunchy McNuggets.