Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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and since there's a chance that he reads the thread, he'll tone down his reaction.

I want to test this.

Hey everyone did you hear about Trump? Bob is going to be mad.

Maybe now he won't talk about Trump for a while.

 

[Hammerstein]

And then I saw your face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind

 

[Godzilla@1989]

And then I saw your face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind

This rivals his superior future tweet.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

This may be the funniest bob tweet of all time.

Just gonna.. Leave this here.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

And then I saw your face
Now I'm a believer
And not a trace
Of doubt in my mind

Does this even rise to the level of black-and-white thinking? I know Bob believes a lot of stuff (like that his family has an unlimited willingness to carry his fat ass) so is he saying he's awful? I mean, I agree, but...

No, I need to stop thinking about this. He's a fat(uous) layabout who fritters away his life oinking out his petty hatreds on Twitter. I should join the real world and stop giving a damn about his existence.

 

[TowinKarz]

The smugness in that post is only matched by the self-evident lack of realizing what side the accuser is really on.

This is Homer Simpson "There are two kinds of people at college, jocks, and nerds. As a jock, it's my job to make fun of the nerds..." played 100% straight.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

What's odd about Bob's statement is that sometimes there are times when a person has to think, and other times when a person has to believe. For instance, I think MovieBob's concept of the world, its culture and politics was cemented right about the time he got his first Mario game (about the same time Reagan was running America, hawkish neocons were taking over the Republican party and just about the time that televangelists like Jim Bakker were being found out as perverted frauds.) I believe that Bob is stupid enough to think that the world hasn't changed at all since he was a child (technology innovations aside,) and that his political conception of said world hasn't changed one iota since he was in high school.

I also believe that Bob's heart and liver are in a competition to see which of them can fail first.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What's odd about Bob's statement is that sometimes there are times when a person has to think, and other times when a person has to believe. For instance, I think MovieBob's concept of the world, its culture and politics was cemented right about the time he got his first Mario game (about the same time Reagan was running America, hawkish neocons were taking over the Republican party and just about the time that televangelists like Jim Bakker were being found out as perverted frauds.) I believe that Bob is stupid enough to think that the world hasn't changed at all since he was a child (technology innovations aside,) and that his political conception of said world hasn't changed one iota since he was in high school.

I also believe that Bob's heart and liver are in a competition to see which of them can fail first.

His heart if he keeps with the eating.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Fedora-core atheists are just godawful, and I feel sorry for sane atheists who can't say "you're not in our group" without asserting it's a "group". Quite a catch-22.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

This may be the funniest bob tweet of all time.

Just gonna.. Leave this here.
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Except all the ones that told you gamergate wasn't a big deal, you are a fat idiot, and no one gives a shit about your dumb tweets? I mean, what level of women are we talking here?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

What's odd about Bob's statement is that sometimes there are times when a person has to think, and other times when a person has to believe.

I agree- everyone is some mix of thinking and believing, and frankly I don't think that the difference in thought:belief ratios between the thinkingest thinkers and the believingest believers is that high. Humans are really good at heuristics, so we form beliefs rapidly from incomplete evidence because that's how we're designed to work- as much of our thought is devoted to rationalizing our beliefs as forming them.

 

[Mola Ram]

Humans are really good at heuristics

Well ... not every human, clearly.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Well ... not every human, clearly.

Well Bob thinks and believes in shit.

 

[Flexo]

I agree- everyone is some mix of thinking and believing, and frankly I don't think that the difference in thought:belief ratios between the thinkingest thinkers and the believingest believers is that high. Humans are really good at heuristics, so we form beliefs rapidly from incomplete evidence because that's how we're designed to work- as much of our thought is devoted to rationalizing our beliefs as forming them.

Or you can really disappear down the rabbit hole of philosophy and ponder that all thinking is based upon the belief that you are thinking your own thoughts and have accurate data from your senses instead of being manipulated by aliens or super-advance robots plugging you into some kind of matrix.

And you humans keep believing that...

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I also believe that Bob's heart and liver are in a competition to see which of them can fail first.

I would bet good money that it will be his heart. Hell, I will go the extra mile and say that it will give out on November 3, 2020 after Trump is re-elected as President of the United States.

 

[Gordon Cole]

A supposedly fun thing he'll never do again.

They also didn't copy-paste their terms of service from Destructoid so...

If he can't even pay attention to Marvel movies, what make you think he pays attention to football?

wow, not even "Grandpa Bob".

You've been screaming about Batman since last November. Where does that leave us?

I can't believe we're at "You're an idiot if you don't like Spider-Man 3".

Can't get Lindsay, so now he's settling for Nella.

I mean, you're so terrible with money that I wouldn't put it past the other guy.

TenNapel was successful, has a family and has a house. I think he's the winner here.

"DON'T CONFRONT ME WITH SHIT I'VE SAID!"

He's not wrong, look at him in his Mario costume.

Every time Bobbert. Every fucking time.

 

[Mola Ram]

Nice bait, @Mola Ram.

I'm puzzled, what is this fun thing he's talking about, and what has it to do with my trashtalking?

wow, not even "Grandpa Bob".

Give him points for being honest with himself about that.

TenNapel was successful, has a family and has a house. I think he's the winner here.

There are wetbrain alcoholics living under bridges who are bigger winners than Bob, since so many of them are too out of it to be this fucking miserable and bitter all the time.

Every time Bobbert. Every fucking time.

I see we're at the "intellect is an absolute virtue" garbage again. He can't keep the mask on for five seconds, can he?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Ahhhhh please, TenNapel, ask Blob to come on your show so I can superchat the most obvious killshot questions. And if Bob refuses, poke jabs at him until his fragile little ego forces him. Please please please please ple

 

[BubbleButt]

Don't talk shit about Norm MacDonald, you CHUD.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm puzzled, what is this fun thing he's talking about, and what has it to do with my trashtalking?

Thought that was your account going off this:

The Mola Ram / MovieBob throwdown is gonna be lit.

In other news, I'm pretty exceptional.