Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Who called him a throne sniffer? Mola? A fucking prescient label, right there.

Yup, that was me. You see it all over his behavior, most notably when his SJW mistresses seem like they might turn on him: he goes all jellyfish and all but begs forgiveness. Such an internet tough guy.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Who needs borders??
https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/09/21/the-coming-crime-wars/

I honestly wonder if Bob believes there's no crime in the world but nazi white men doing and saying mean things. ANY reports of minorities misbehaving is dismissed as right-wing lies.

I'm with Bob. I'm fucking tired of these borders and the fact gay transgender Islamic Africans can't play musical chairs with entire planets. It's 2018, is that not a big enough number to do big number things? Why do we waste money on these "citizen"....things....when we have pressing matters to approach.

This isn't even strawmanning his beliefs at this point.

 

[BubbleButt]

So instead of cancelling his appearance in solidarity with an alleged rape victim, who we clearly should believe and listen to, he's just going to sit and watch and see what happens and probably still participate in the con.

So this is the second sex assaulter he's supporting. Good lookin' out, Bob.

 

[LN 910]

Third if you count rape jokes.

 

[BubbleButt]

Third if you count rape jokes.

Fourth if you count Nyberg's general creepiness and grooming.

 

[Red Hood]

"I'm from Boston. We fight."

And are sorry about double posting.

Even if space travel was easily accessible, Bob's bulk would cost a small fortune in weight and space.

That said, I'm all in favor of launching him on the first mass driver straight into the sun.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Even if space travel was easily accessible, Bob's bulk would cost a small fortune in weight and space.

nah, just dump him in the airlock with a phone with the twitter app. That way you can get rid of him if he spergs too much and he doesn't take any real seats

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

I really hope that Bob's whole "We should shame conservatism like Germany shamed Nazism" rant winds up Russ Pitts' inbox or other higher ups in The Escapist. As Bob himself says, sleep with dogs and prepare to catch fleas.

Also fun fact, Bob's profile on the Escapist forums? He hasn't even bothered to update it with a profile pic.

 

[Mola Ram]

I really hope that Bob's whole "We should shame conservatism like Germany shamed Nazism" rant winds up Russ Pitts' inbox or other higher ups in The Escapist. As Bob himself says, sleep with dogs and prepare to catch fleas.

I mean, it'd be nice, but the fact of the matter is unless Russ Pitts is functionally brain-dead (not necessarily impossible), there's no way he's unaware of how obnoxious and toxic Bob's twitter feed is. Either he sees it as NBD or he agrees with it in substance if perhaps not in degree.

No, the ones who need to see Bob's tweets are the Escapist's advertisers.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

No, the ones who need to see Bob's tweets are the Escapist's advertisers.

That's quite a gamble you are offering there. How in hell does the Escapist still have advertisers? I do not condone this strategy personally. However, I wouldn't be against it since this is the peak of his sperging.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Man, every fucking time I see Bob use the words evolution, evolve or evolved I immediately see this meme in my head.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I really hope that Bob's whole "We should shame conservatism like Germany shamed Nazism" rant winds up Russ Pitts' inbox or other higher ups in The Escapist. As Bob himself says, sleep with dogs and prepare to catch fleas.

Also fun fact, Bob's profile on the Escapist forums? He hasn't even bothered to update it with a profile pic.

It's kinda funny how Bob notes them as separate concepts in those tweets despite how he also argues every group he disagrees with is also Nazism. Never one for consistency.

 

[Gordon Cole]

If "exhaustion" doesn't work for pop stars, then it sure as shit isn't gonna work for you.

Can't see California's problems if the beetus got to his eyes.

Muh Posse Comitatus.

I honestly can't tell if this is bullshit, or if his fans are that genuinely tasteless.

And lastly, HEIL CHIMPMAN!

 

[Mola Ram]

And lastly, HEIL CHIMPMAN!

It's amazing that in tweets that are only about half an hour apart he demonstrates both a surprisingly sophisticated understanding of posse comitatus and a total, blithering ignorance of it. Orwell didn't know how right he was when he described how citizens of Oceania indulged in doublethink.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

And lastly, HEIL CHIMPMAN!
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Nice of you to finally admit Bob that you just want to see people you hate killed by government force. I'm so proud that you are finally being honest about what an asshole you truly are.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"Vote for us, and we'll send the military after your worthless asses!" is a fantastic way to win back those Rust Belt votes Bob, I encourage you to quit wasting time with movies and videogames and apply for a job as a Democrat campaign manager already. I know Avenatti is looking for somebody who will work for cheap. Follow your true passion!

 

[Mola Ram]

Nice of you to finally admit Bob that you just want to see people you hate killed by government force. I'm so proud that you are finally being honest about what an asshole you truly are.

Reported again, by the way. I'm gaining a visceral understanding of the fact that he doesn't spout this trash three or four times a day, it's nearly constant.

 

[Hammerstein]

Exhaustion is your body slowly giving up you fat fuck. No matter what you believe, Jurassic Park lied to you, life doesn't always find a way.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Exhaustion is your body slowly giving up you fat fuck. No matter what you believe, Jurassic Park lied to you, life doesn't always find a way.

I bet it has to be due to poor diet, no exercise, no working in a place where natural sunlight can get to, and a shit sleep schedule all while being in his late 30s. Granted we all certainly could do better to take care of ourselves which is why I don't shlack Bob too hard for being a fatass, but at some point one has to point out that a large chunk of it is his own fault and he can control it.

 

[Mola Ram]

I bet it has to be due to poor diet, no exercise, no working in a place where natural sunlight can get to, and a shit sleep schedule all while being in his late 30s. Granted we all certainly could do better to take care of ourselves which is why I don't shlack Bob too hard for being a fatass, but at some point one has to point out that a large chunk of it is his own fault and he can control it.

Frankly I wouldn't say a word about Bob's physical appearance if he wasn't such an asshole about the physical appearance of his various bugbears, including right-wing women for whom he is patently nursing a shame-boner. Hey, tactics, targets, amirite?