Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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good lord sounds like he is not managing the beetus well, or maybe even at all. I bet his sugar's through the roof.

Hmm. To throw some more fuel onto the "Bob's a drunk" fire, wasn't it the second day of the con he missed? And isn't it on the first night the panelists tend to hit the hotel bar?
 
Way to blur the line between "Shit movie idea" and "Shit real life idea".
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"'good billionaires' not a real thing" -Bob

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good lord sounds like he is not managing the beetus well, or maybe even at all. I bet his sugar's through the roof.
I didn't think of his beetus. I just assumed he didn't sleep before the trip, or took the stairs 1 to many times. It didn't stop him tweeting the whole day, so it could be Twitter rage making him burst a blood vessel.
 
I didn't think of his beetus. I just assumed he didn't sleep before the trip, or took the stairs 1 to many times. It didn't stop him tweeting the whole day, so it could be Twitter rage making him burst a blood vessel.

Isn't he always raging about twitter though? That's probably not it
 
Sperging with Noah Berlatsky.
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I personally thought his name was Fatty McAngerpants.
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And your theory about Conservatives infiltrating games media is sound?
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"Calling me a sociopath is SlanderLibel."
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So if it's supposed to fail, then you shouldn't get upset, right?
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BONUS: You gotta wonder who has more influence over vidya: Bob or a hobo pissing in the ocean.
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Sperging with Noah Berlatsky.
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Noah Berlatsky defended the insane students at Evergreen who chased Bret Weinstein off campus. Bob is palling around with someone who defended the fact a Jewish man was hounded out of his place of work.

Y'know what Bob? You were absolutely spot-on with this comment:

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The only problem is, you haven't realised it describes you and your pals.
 
More vidya contrarianism.
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Keep winning over those voters, Bob! #KeepAmericaGreat
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Imagine trying to suck up to Black people so much that you're defending Madea movies.
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The man who thinks this is a bad idea:
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Thinks this is a good idea:
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And just for shits and giggles:
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Congratulations, you're joining the esteemed company of Armond White and Cole Smithey.
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I didn't think of his beetus. I just assumed he didn't sleep before the trip, or took the stairs 1 to many times. It didn't stop him tweeting the whole day, so it could be Twitter rage making him burst a blood vessel.

Bobs has very irregular sleeping habits and might suffer from insomnia, combined with his obvious anger management problems, deeper psychological issues and the betus and he's going to be in very poor health. If he's forced to exert himself I'm genuinely not surprised he's really struggling.

EDIT- we know Bob has poor dietry, health, mobile phone and sleeping habits but does he have any other vices? Smoking, drugs and drinking?
 
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That’s how you’re gonna beat Blobbo, show what a hypocritical, dumb shit trash fire he is.

Blobbo sounds like a boomer with his hatred for RDR2. Haven’t played it yet but all I hear are good things. “Damn those youngins and their fun realistic cowboy games, in my day we played Mario and bounced around eating mushrooms and saving princesses in castles.”
 
Bobs has very irregular sleeping habits and might suffer from insomnia, combined with his obvious anger management problems, deeper psychological issues and the betus and he's going to be in very poor health. If he's forced to exert himself I'm genuinely not surprised he's really struggling.

EDIT- we know Bob has poor dietry, health, mobile phone and sleeping habits but does he have any other vices? Smoking, drugs and drinking?
We suspect he has consumed alcohol to a large degree since he has tweeted about waking up in the lobby of hotels.
 
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