Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Sexy Times Hitler said:
A reminder that he's talking about fucking Shrek.
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Every. Single. Fucking. Movie idea he's ever had is the exact same:

"Take an old franchise and inject my batshit insane politics into it."

Mad Max: It's set in a future where the wasteland ghouls have ruined the earth for everyone!

Terminator: A black girl must travel through time and stop the inferior trumplings from creating a robot apocalypse!

Alien: Make it an eco-friendly feminist thriller that teaches us to protect the animals and environment from Trump's pollution!

Ghostbusters: Make the female ghostbusters battle dumb red state christians who hate them for being so smarter and more competent than them!

Fantastic Four: Make it a movie about how obsolete the 50s ideal of the nuclear family is in the modern age of woke feminism!

Spider-Man: Retroactively make my favourite Spider-Man movies canon and make Spider-Man half black, half latino!

Shrek: Make it an allegory for the current political climate!

He just can't fucking help himself from injecting politics into everything.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Hey Bob, there was once a massive wave so to speak in an American election. It was called the 2010 midterms.

And it sure as hell wasn't in favor of the left-wing/Democrat side.
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And he doesn’t considered the fact that Obama lost more senate seats in his first two years than Trump has. Bob and the other SJWs acting like smug buffoons right now should keep in mind that their side has to do some actual attempts at legislating and none of “REEESITING!” crap. If they don’t, 2020 will be a nightmare for them. I could say the same about the GOP House in 2010/2012, but they at least tried to get some legislation done, however poor their attempts were.

Also, Bob will be disappointed to know that Trump got modest gains in the senate, so that means that if the House does try to impeach him, the Senate will override it easily since it requires 2/3 majority. Also, since Trump will probably have to do executive orders now like Obama, Bob still will fucked.
 
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Zaryiu said:
So will he ree at no Blue Wave happening or will he be a smug fuck over Dumbocraps getting ghe house
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They're already saying this was the blue wave. Which a lot of us expected - if they managed any win, be it house, senate, or even gubernatorial, they would say it was the Blue Wave, never mind the apocalyptic forecasts for how total it would be they had just a couple months ago.
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
There's been speculation over Blob being bullied in school, but have we considered the idea that he was the bully? Or at least, the suck-up to one?

If I'm going over old ground, feel free to tell me off.
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Not to keep this circular discussion going but people keep referring to Bob as fat in high school, but iirc we’ve seen pictures of young bob and he was tall bean pole back then.

Bob probably wasn’t physically abused because he wasn’t small, but he was definitely made fun of for being the socially maladjusted psycho he still is.
 
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MembersSchoolPizza said:
They're already saying this was the blue wave. Which a lot of us expected - if they managed any win, be it house, senate, or even gubernatorial, they would say it was the Blue Wave, never mind the apocalyptic forecasts for how total it would be they had just a couple months ago.
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The Huffington Post claims "Trump is Skunked" too, there could have been a red tsunami, with just a single democrat elected mayor, and yet MovieBob, and the leftwing would have put the Magic Disneu Spin on it to say that the Blue Wave destroyed Trump. Basically they have "the heads I win tails you lose" mentality.
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
There's been speculation over Blob being bullied in school, but have we considered the idea that he was the bully? Or at least, the suck-up to one?

If I'm going over old ground, feel free to tell me off.
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We've been talking about this possibility for the last few days. I hands down believe it to be the case. Bob was likely that kid who acted like a bully and wanted to push others around, but often got pushed back into his place by people stronger, smarter and more intimidating then his fat ass is. He's the stereotypical person who was a giant asshole to others as a kid and interpreted their pushback as them bullying him.

The even scarier thing is that Bob is still like this. I remember earlier this year he was talking about going back to school so he could get a teaching degree. This man literally wants to bully children right now.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
We've been talking about this possibility for the last few days. I hands down believe it to be the case. Bob was likely that kid who acted like a bully and wanted to push others around, but often got pushed back into his place by people stronger, smarter and more intimidating then his fat ass is. He's the stereotypical person who was a giant asshole to others as a kid and interpreted their pushback as them bullying him.

The even scarier thing is that Bob is still like this. I remember earlier this year he was talking about going back to school so he could get a teaching degree. This man literally wants to bully children right now.
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I feel like Bob as a teacher might result in all sorts of comedy bits from his interaction between kids, parents and other teachers like out of a children's movie
 
LordofCringe7206 said:
We've been talking about this possibility for the last few days. I hands down believe it to be the case. Bob was likely that kid who acted like a bully and wanted to push others around, but often got pushed back into his place by people stronger, smarter and more intimidating then his fat ass is. He's the stereotypical person who was a giant asshole to others as a kid and interpreted their pushback as them bullying him.

The even scarier thing is that Bob is still like this. I remember earlier this year he was talking about going back to school so he could get a teaching degree. This man literally wants to bully children right now.
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I wonder if Blob has enough self awareness to know that any school district that considered hiring him would have access to his Twitter history and plenty of archives.

You really do great work @Sexy Times Hitler and we can't thank you enough for it.
 
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Capsaicin Addict said:
There's been speculation over Blob being bullied in school, but have we considered the idea that he was the bully? Or at least, the suck-up to one?

If I'm going over old ground, feel free to tell me off.
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Fat angry kids are usually bullies, at least in my neck of the woods
 
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