Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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His twitter right now is a mix of smug and anger at people for being "stupid".

His entire post-election Twitter feed can be summarized in only two points:

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Every. Single. Fucking. Movie idea he's ever has is the exact same:

"Take an old franchise and inject my batshit insane politics into it."

Mad Max: It's set in a future where the wasteland ghouls have ruined the earth for everyone!

Terminator: A black girl must travel through time and stop the inferior trumplings from creating a robot apocalypse!

Alien: Make it an eco-friendly feminist thriller that teaches us to protect the animals and environment from Trump's pollution!

Ghostbusters: Make the female ghostbusters battle dumb red state christians who hate them for being so smarter and more competent than them!

Fantastic Four: Make it a movie about how obsolete the 50s ideal of the nuclear family is in the modern age of woke feminism!

Spider-Man: Retriactively make my favourite Spider-Man movies canon and make Spider-Man half black, half latino!

Shrek: Make it an allegory for the current political climate!

He just can't fucking help himself from injecting politics into everything.
Slight correction about his Terminator pitch. His idea was Skynet being the "good guy" and sending Terminators back in time to slaughter white working class people for "getting in the way of it's creation". It's still injecting his politics but Bob's Terminator is completely for Skynet and trying to make it happen earlier, not prevent it.
 
His idea was Skynet being the "good guy" and sending Terminators back in time to slaughter white working class people for "getting in the way of it's creation". It's still injecting his politics but Bob's Terminator is completely for Skynet and trying to make it happen earlier, not prevent it.
I'm not qualified to be a film analyst but he clearly doesn't understand the point of The Terminator. It was about the potential warnings and dangers about the usage and power of technology and AI and how that dangerous power they could use to alter history.

While we're on that topic, since Paramount announce that they're doing Gladiator 2, I smell a shitty pitch for the sequel coming from him that makes it a pro-Democrat/SJW/PC liberal allegory to bash Trump.
 
I'm not qualified to be a film analyst but he clearly doesn't understand the point of The Terminator. It was about the potential warnings and dangers about the usage and power of technology and AI and how that dangerous power they could use to alter history.
He knows, he just doesn't see the problem and thinks you're a fucking moron bible thumper if you think there is such thing as "out of control technology". You're all in or get out of the way of progress, he believes there is no way a Skynet can possibly be bad.

It came up one of the times when he discussed Black Mirror.
 
He knows, he just doesn't see the problem and thinks you're a fucking moron bible thumper if you think there is such thing as "out of control technology". You're all in or get out.

It came up one of the times when he discussed Black Mirror.
From a man who spends all day hunched over his phone ranting about conservatives and superhero movies, it doesn't surprised me.
 
fair point. In all honesty, Bob probably won't get a teaching job he applies for, if not for his twitter history being dug up but for his pure lack of credentials in literally everything

Have you noticed he hasn't said anything about the teaching degree in a long time? I'm willing to bet he stopped looking into it around the time Russ Pitts floated the new Escapist offer to him. He really thinks this is his springboard to the big time. Just look at the teasing he did over having another YouTube spergfest: "big news for my career!" or whatever dumbshit thing he said. I don't know what would be funnier: The Escapist going tits up like so many people are predicting, or Bob just slowly realizing as he plods into his 40s that it's just never going to happen.
 
fair point. In all honesty, Bob probably won't get a teaching job he applies for, if not for his twitter history being dug up but for his pure lack of credentials in literally everything
To be hones Blobbo life could work as both the story of a horror film and backstory for a supervillain that would require a little artistic license (giving him feets, making him go outside without him being dragged by his brother or him going somewhere he's payed to go and him being not as addicted to Twitter)
 
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Slight correction about his Terminator pitch. His idea was Skynet being the "good guy" and sending Terminators back in time to slaughter white working class people for "getting in the way of it's creation". It's still injecting his politics but Bob's Terminator is completely for Skynet and trying to make it happen earlier, not prevent it.
Seriously? I mean I do completely believe Bob is enough of a hack to just rip off the Animatrix and double down on the robutts dindu nuffin/stupid evil humans aspect but is that actually it?
 
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Woke twitter has been going after white women after the elections because they don't vote all Democrat. He's saying white women are demons.

You never have to scratch an omega male whose dick only gets wet from the mold in his underwear very far to find a raging, frustrated, misogynist asshole.
 
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