Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

If white privilege is almost a super power then why is Bob stuck in a basement and subsiding via e-begging?

Wait. I think you just proved his case.

Without white privilege, how else do you explain the fact that Bob isn't dead by now?

 

[Secret Asshole]

It's just occurred to me...Bob is a fake gamer girl thot born into a fat, diabetes ridden man.

Stay with me here. Bob only knows one pop culture nerd thing moderately well (Mario). He knows next to nothing about any other nerd thing. When he tries to talk about it, its filled with obvious errors that even the most cursory nerd fan knows is wrong. He pimps that one pop culture nerd thing so people think he's the real deal.

The problem is that gamer girl thots are hot and everyone thinks they can fuck them for some reason, so they get a pass. Bob is a obese man, with diabetes with the same intelligence level as well as level of morality. He confuses everyone, wondering what his deal is.

He is what happens when a gamer girl thot just happens to be a man. A very ugly, very dumb, very fat, man.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

It's just occurred to me...Bob is a fake gamer girl thot born into a fat, diabetes ridden man.

Stay with me here. Bob only knows one pop culture nerd thing moderately well (Mario). He knows next to nothing about any other nerd thing. When he tries to talk about it, its filled with obvious errors that even the most cursory nerd fan knows is wrong. He pimps that one pop culture nerd thing so people think he's the real deal.

The problem is that gamer girl thots are hot and everyone thinks they can fuck them for some reason, so they get a pass. Bob is a obese man, with diabetes with the same intelligence level as well as level of morality. He confuses everyone, wondering what his deal is.

He is what happens when a gamer girl thot just happens to be a man. A very ugly, very dumb, very fat, man.

I think that might be a little insulting to thots, they might be massive whores but at least they aren't constantly calling for genocide on Twitter.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I think that might be a little insulting to thots, they might be massive whores but at least they aren't constantly calling for genocide on Twitter.

I would totally be in that thread if the Farms ever found our first basement thot dictator. That sounds extremely fun.

 

[Flexo]

I think that might be a little insulting to thots, they might be massive whores but at least they aren't constantly calling for genocide on Twitter.

They do avoid their taxes though...
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/thot-audit

 

[Red Hood]

Sperging about Julian Assange.

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And FYI that is MST3K's "TV's Frank" Conniff, because being the villain's sidekick in what series creator Joel Hodgson has referred to as a "Cow Town Puppet Show" makes you a go-to source for lefty hot-takes.

I mean he's been doing this for years. And is still fat.

I can see why Bob holds him in esteem.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I would totally be in that thread if the Farms ever found our first basement thot dictator. That sounds extremely fun.

May those words never become a prophecy.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Does he really think that’s going happen?

 

[Rei is shit]

He thought that joke was good enough to pin

Its probably related to this high iq twitter exchange

Still fending off flak from the x-men tweet

Suddenly he cares about classicism

JERBS

Posting about a fellow cow. And yes bob your life is that sad.

 

[Cool kitties club]

He thought that joke was good enough to pin

Its probably related to this high iq twitter exchange
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Still fending off flak from the x-men tweet
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Suddenly he cares about classicism
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JERBS
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Posting about a fellow cow. And yes bob your life is that sad.
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"Corporatist consumption", so like being obsessed with the corporate entity Mario

 

[Sissy Galvez]

“You DONT have a right to EXIST if you’re white and working class”

Keep posting those genocidal tweets, Blobb. Never ever change, you sad diabetic loser.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“You DONT have a right to EXIST if you’re white and working class”

Keep posting those genocidal tweets, Blobb. Never ever change, you sad diabetic loser.

So by that logic, Bob shouldn't exist then because he's white.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

So by that logic, Bob shouldn't exist then because he's white.

No you see, Blobb is a superior human and one of the “good ones” because of his political views.

 

[Zaryiu]

Anybody else mentally refer to this guy as "MovieBlob"?

I prefer to call him Blobbo because it fits him well and reflects that he has nothing to do about movies but being a fat dumbass

 

[Archeopthryx]

Does he really think that’s going happen?

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Does he really think he will live that long?

 

[Zaryiu]

He would make Phoenix uncomfortable as well.

Also, here’s a simple favor from Neontaster.
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Fuck's sake as a mutant even Magneto (when he is well written and not just edgy as fuck "put homo sapiens in the oven" mode) would say Blobbo goes too far

Black Panther is an monarch of isolationist etnostate that build a Wall (Mexico didn't pay for it, tho) around their country so the poor fucks won't harsh their mellow. They got rich due the circumstances (a meteor of macguffin alloy crashed into their huts) not their intellectual superiority Bob claim to love. They are, by the definition, African Elites.

If you want to enjoy your escapism media, it's fine. Gods know I love consuming some trash in my spare time. But once you try to bend it into an anvil that the political thought is forged on, you should maybe do a double take.

FTFY

 

[Red Hood]

He thought that joke was good enough to pin

Its probably related to this high iq twitter exchange
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Still fending off flak from the x-men tweet
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Suddenly he cares about classicism
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JERBS
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Posting about a fellow cow. And yes bob your life is that sad.
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"celebrating corporatist consumerism". Bob- elderly pop culture critic that loves Marvel, Star Wars and Nintendo (and McDonalds) agreeing with a critique of consumerism is definitley pot-kettle-black territory.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Does he really think that’s going happen?

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Sadly with Disney's current remake policy it seems feasible to believe they might do it.


Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

Speaking as someone who's familiar with speedrunning, allow me to explain who "RWhiteGoose" is:

He is a popular streamer obsessed with old Nintendo games who has a level of knowledge and community connections that Bob could only dream of. I feel like Bob's criticisms of people aren't out of genuine disdain, but jealousy. Yes, including for Donald Trump.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Speaking as someone who's familiar with speedrunning, allow me to explain who "RWhiteGoose" is:

He is a popular streamer obsessed with old Nintendo games who has a level of knowledge and community connections that Bob could only dream of. I feel like Bob's criticisms of people aren't out of genuine disdain, but jealousy. Yes, including for Donald Trump.

But he's a Nazi because....Nazis..."goose-stepped".....and his name is RWhite "Goose".... See? NAZI!!!